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2010/06/26 04:27:23
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Opportunist
Supplicating in front of the SPAM god. (sound dirty doesn't it?)
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when you are mad, you say feth instead of f*** after reading the Commissar Cain series.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2010/06/26 04:28:07
highbattalion.com/commandments.htm
check it out
"At least when you are up against the servants of Khorne you can always count on them to run straight at you." - Commissar Caiphas Cain
Glorius is the mighty SPAM god and the lesser god Pork. May they forever shine bacon and BBQ down upon us! -Emperors Faithful
SPAM FOR THE SPAM GOD!!!!! JAM FOR THE JAM THRONE!!!!!!! -codemonkey |
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2010/06/26 07:07:44
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Reverent Tech-Adept
Stevenage, England
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When you counter your evangelic family members attempts to convert you with Emperor bothering zeal, or chaotic infatuation, depending on the day of the week.
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2010/06/26 14:16:02
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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GundamMerc wrote:when you are mad, you say feth instead of f*** after reading the Commissar Cain series.
Or Gaunts Ghosts 
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/06/26 15:12:54
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Lord of the Fleet
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*watches as Doomrider suddenly bursts through thread, cackling manically before disappearing again, leaving nothing but a line of burning cocaine...*
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Fate is in heaven, armor is on the chest, accomplishment is in the feet. - Nagao Kagetora
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2010/06/26 16:38:10
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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You role a dice to see which girl to take out.
You use a dice to decide your actions for the day.
When you walk you have dice in your pocket.
You keep the holy imperial bible in your pocket. Just in case.
I am guilty to all of these o.o
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/06/26 16:38:32
From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2010/06/26 19:28:58
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Annoyed Blood Angel Devastator
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Asherian Command wrote:You role a dice to see which girl to take out.
What's a girl and were you going to your flgs?
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  FOR SANGUINIUS, FOR THE EMPEROR AND FOR BAAL, FORWARD MY BROTHERS LET US SMITE THE ENEMIES OF MANKIND!!!   
Give me enough Guard Regiments and I will choke the eye of terror
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4500pts
http://codeximperialis.blogspot.com/ |
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2010/06/26 20:34:49
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Calculating Commissar
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Justicar Alaric wrote:Asherian Command wrote:You role a dice to see which girl to take out.
What's a girl and were you going to your flgs?
I think this is a picture of one...
and what do you mean "going to" his FLGS? You mean we're supposed to leave after it closes?
Man... News to me...
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2010/06/26 21:20:38
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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metallifan wrote:Justicar Alaric wrote:Asherian Command wrote:You role a dice to see which girl to take out.
What's a girl and were you going to your flgs?
I think this is a picture of one...
and what do you mean "going to" his FLGS? You mean we're supposed to leave after it closes?
Man... News to me...
Do the FLGS close? Why I never realised that?
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Overall Record W-L-D = 22-24-15
Bataviran 197th/222nd Catachan "Iron Wolves", arrogant, dedicated and ruthless!
Captain Detlev Vordon, regimental commander.
Colonel Vladimir Russki, regimental commander 222nd Catachan. |
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2010/06/26 21:32:19
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Calculating Commissar
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Wow... It's a good thing this is just a videogame, and not RL. We'd all be screwed
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2010/06/26 23:13:29
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader
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this is a videogame???? i thought it was a dream...
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2010/06/26 23:32:29
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say
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This is a dream? I thought this was real and everything else was a dream
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2010/06/26 23:49:56
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Calculating Commissar
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Mind = Blown
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2010/06/26 23:54:30
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Annoyed Blood Angel Devastator
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Am I an Imperial citizen dreaming I'm free or am I free dreaming I'm an Imperial citizen?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/06/26 23:54:53
FOR SANGUINIUS, FOR THE EMPEROR AND FOR BAAL, FORWARD MY BROTHERS LET US SMITE THE ENEMIES OF MANKIND!!!
Give me enough Guard Regiments and I will choke the eye of terror
6000pts
4500pts
http://codeximperialis.blogspot.com/ |
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2010/06/27 00:13:08
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Sneaky Striking Scorpion
Minneapolis
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When you grow sad that this thread is going off topic and are desperate to return it to the glory it's been for 66.x pages.
When you near jump for joy when you read that there is a system in Mass Effect 2 called "Dakka"
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/06/27 01:27:27
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2010/06/27 06:20:59
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Opportunist
Supplicating in front of the SPAM god. (sound dirty doesn't it?)
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when you see comstar and think that the adeptus mechanicus has discovered how to go to parallel universes.
when you see a person with a robotic prosthetic and think that they should get more in order to more properly honour the Omnissiah
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highbattalion.com/commandments.htm
check it out
"At least when you are up against the servants of Khorne you can always count on them to run straight at you." - Commissar Caiphas Cain
Glorius is the mighty SPAM god and the lesser god Pork. May they forever shine bacon and BBQ down upon us! -Emperors Faithful
SPAM FOR THE SPAM GOD!!!!! JAM FOR THE JAM THRONE!!!!!!! -codemonkey |
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2010/06/27 09:19:10
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
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Your signature reads BOREAL
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2010/06/28 00:13:41
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Battleship Captain
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You have (often times bloody) arguements about today's scientists heretical treatments of technology and how they don't honor the Omnisessiah.
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2010/06/28 06:03:18
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Lord of the Fleet
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...if you've ever actually laid hands on a machine and willed it to work...
...and IT HAPPENED...
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Fate is in heaven, armor is on the chest, accomplishment is in the feet. - Nagao Kagetora
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2010/06/28 10:39:46
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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BaronIveagh wrote:...if you've ever actually laid hands on a machine and willed it to work...
...and IT HAPPENED...
thats kind of my job in the army... i fix computers and electronic devices, and quite often times the only way to make things work is a swift kick and lots of cursing.
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2010/06/28 16:22:58
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Monstrous Master Moulder
Secret lab at the bottom of Lake Superior
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When you realize, weeks after you was "Iron Man 2", that the evil robot drones look just like Tau Crisis suits, especially the heads and the weapon slots.
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Commissar NIkev wrote:
This guy......is smart
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2010/06/28 16:27:39
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Napoleonics Obsesser
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eldarbgamer13 wrote: you post on this thread
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Oh, and feel like you need to serve your emperor, and then realise that the emperor is not real, but serve him anyways
Yes. I do this too often. "Praise be the emperor, looks like I've gotta take out the trash for Him. For the emperor.."
I often curse in "imperial". "For the emperor's sake!" "What the throne?" "By the emperor!" "Blessed be the primarch!"
Oh wait, that last one was ultramarine, oh well. "Lord Macragge, I am at your beckon. By Guilliman's breath, do what you will with me" Automatically Appended Next Post: micahaphone wrote:When you realize, weeks after you was "Iron Man 2", that the evil robot drones look just like Tau Crisis suits, especially the heads and the weapon slots.
I was thinking the exact same thing, except I thought of it while the movie was on. I was with a couple 40k dudes when I saw it, we were all " OMG! A crisis suit! Holy Throne!" in the theater. Automatically Appended Next Post: GundamMerc wrote:when you see comstar and think that the adeptus mechanicus has discovered how to go to parallel universes.
when you see a person with a robotic prosthetic and think that they should get more in order to more properly honour the Omnissiah
Or when you think they're actually a necron that forgot to put on his human arm this morning.
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If only ZUN!bar were here... |
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2010/06/28 18:00:58
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Dark Angels Librarian with Book of Secrets
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when you shop for bulk food, pens, etc. and not because you need them, but because you think the container could work as a really cool piece of scenery. Supplying extra cheese balls of Bic pens to your gaming or real world life is just a secondary effect.
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2010/06/28 18:22:30
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Battleship Captain
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SoloFalcon1138 wrote:when you shop for bulk food, pens, etc. and not because you need them, but because you think the container could work as a really cool piece of scenery. Supplying extra cheese balls of Bic pens to your gaming or real world life is just a secondary effect.
Guilty.
When you use any piece of styrofoam you find to make terrain, despite most pieces being too massive to fit on the game table.
(Guilty.)
You think the I-Pad is a data slate. (Praise be the Omnisesiah)
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2010/06/28 19:31:20
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader
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Golden Eyed Scout wrote:SoloFalcon1138 wrote:when you shop for bulk food, pens, etc. and not because you need them, but because you think the container could work as a really cool piece of scenery. Supplying extra cheese balls of Bic pens to your gaming or real world life is just a secondary effect.
Guilty.
When you use any piece of styrofoam you find to make terrain, despite most pieces being too massive to fit on the game table.
(Guilty.)
You think the I-Pad is a data slate. (Praise be the Omnisesiah)
OMNISSIAH mis-spelling is just another form of heresy you know.
I have grabbed bits of polysterene off the pavement being left out for rubbish. I am a bin raider.
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2010/06/28 23:56:35
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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micahaphone wrote:When you realize, weeks after you was "Iron Man 2", that the evil robot drones look just like Tau Crisis suits, especially the heads and the weapon slots.
Sir, I thank thee for bringing this to light in my eyes 
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/06/29 00:44:21
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Battleship Captain
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When you see Mickey Rourke in "The Wrestler"'s hardcore match scene and think "Kharn".
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2010/06/29 00:56:05
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Napoleonics Obsesser
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When you saw twilight and you thought sexy edward would make a fine blood angel.
I'm a completely heterosexual man, and I'll admit he's pretty sexy.
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If only ZUN!bar were here... |
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2010/06/29 01:15:40
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Calculating Commissar
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Samus_aran115 wrote:When you saw twilight and you thought sexy edward would make a fine blood angel.
... Get out. Now.
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2010/06/29 01:20:59
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Napoleonics Obsesser
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Happygrunt wrote:Samus_aran115 wrote:When you saw twilight and you thought sexy edward would make a fine blood angel.
... Get out. Now.
bwahaha
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If only ZUN!bar were here... |
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2010/06/29 08:44:42
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Annoyed Blood Angel Devastator
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Samus_aran115 wrote:When you saw twilight and you thought sexy edward would make a fine blood angel.
I'm a completely heterosexual man, and I'll admit he's pretty sexy.
Burn Heretic!
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FOR SANGUINIUS, FOR THE EMPEROR AND FOR BAAL, FORWARD MY BROTHERS LET US SMITE THE ENEMIES OF MANKIND!!!
Give me enough Guard Regiments and I will choke the eye of terror
6000pts
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http://codeximperialis.blogspot.com/ |
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