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2010/06/29 10:43:02
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Dangerous Outrider
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Samus_aran115 wrote:I'm a completely heterosexual man
a completely Heterosexual man who named himself Samus Aran 
also back on topic:
...when you run out of money
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2010/06/29 14:10:03
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Samus_aran115 wrote:
I'm a man
Dude.......Because your name is the name of a female.....I thought you were a lady......DAMNIT 
and no Edward wouldn't make a good blood angel
Unless
If blood angels got up in the morning and poured glitter all over their armour and put on make-up to make themselves 'pretty' for flat-chested teenage highschool emo, loser girls. Then, and ONLY then, Would Edward fit into Warhammer 40k universe as a Blood Angel.
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/06/29 19:40:42
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Opportunist
Supplicating in front of the SPAM god. (sound dirty doesn't it?)
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Commissar NIkev wrote:Samus_aran115 wrote:
I'm a man
Dude.......Because your name is the name of a female.....I thought you were a lady......DAMNIT
and no Edward wouldn't make a good blood angel
Unless
If blood angels got up in the morning and poured glitter all over their armour and put on make-up to make themselves 'pretty' for flat-chested teenage highschool emo, loser girls. Then, and ONLY then, Would Edward fit into Warhammer 40k universe as a Blood Angel.
QFT
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highbattalion.com/commandments.htm
check it out
"At least when you are up against the servants of Khorne you can always count on them to run straight at you." - Commissar Caiphas Cain
Glorius is the mighty SPAM god and the lesser god Pork. May they forever shine bacon and BBQ down upon us! -Emperors Faithful
SPAM FOR THE SPAM GOD!!!!! JAM FOR THE JAM THRONE!!!!!!! -codemonkey |
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2010/06/29 22:34:42
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Battleship Captain
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Hey, since we're on the subject, Leman Russ is totally Jacob from Twilight then.
ANd by extension, all SPace Wolves are Jacobs pack or whatever that Meyer gakker decided to call them.
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2010/06/30 00:13:23
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Angry Blood Angel Assault marine
Alexandria, VA
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Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Hey, since we're on the subject, Leman Russ is totally Jacob from Twilight then.
ANd by extension, all SPace Wolves are Jacobs pack or whatever that Meyer gakker decided to call them.
My god, if Meyer had put Death Company and Thunderwolf Cavalry in Twilight...
I can't tell if that would be glorious or the worst stain on existence since time immemorial.
But on topic, you know you play 40k too much when you call your FLGS just to see if your mini's on display are "still doing ok without me"
(If someone has actually done this, I may cry.)
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N' Yeah, even though I walks froo' da Shader of da Valley of Death
I ain't fraid a' no umies': Cuz youze is wif me;
Yer Dakka and yer Chop, they's pretty good
Youze gots a Kan in front o' me when da' umies' iz mucking about;
Youze paint me ead' wif oil;
Me gubbinz overfloweth with Dakka, and me wotzits runneth over with Chop.
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Blood Angels cannot assault Necrons due to love
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1500 Points of  Tau Molesters 100% painted
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2010/06/30 11:40:10
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Devestating Grey Knight Dreadknight
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Edward Cullen benefits from the special rule Eternal Looser.
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2010/06/30 12:12:12
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Rifleman Grey Knight Venerable Dreadnought
Realm of Hobby
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"Back in my day, Vampires sucked blood... not c&^k!"
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 MikZor wrote:
We can't help that american D&D is pretty much daily life for us (Aussies)
Walking to shops, "i'll take a short cut through this bush", random encounter! Lizard with no legs.....
I kid Since i avoid bushlands that is 
But we're not that bad... are we? 
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2010/06/30 14:15:47
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Veteran Wolf Guard Squad Leader
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You know you play too much 40K when you can assemble a Rhino during a 10 min phone conversation in exactly the same order as the instructions (when the instructions are not there)
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DC:80S++G+M+B+IPw40k96#-D++A++++/fWD180R+T(T)DM+
Please check out my Wolves: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/333299.page
Space Wolves Ragnars Great Company (4000) 
Ultramarines IV Company (4000)  
Cadia's Foot your Ass (3000)  
Khorne's Fluffy Bunnies (2500)   
Praetorian Titan Legion (3 big angry robots + 1 skinny tech priest) 
High Elves, Empire, Dark Elves, Brettonians |
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2010/06/30 14:34:50
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Nimble Dark Rider
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my friend threatened to shot me with a roman candle the other day. I told him to go ahead, it doesnt have any AP and i get a 4+ save from natural armor (fatness lol). right after that i apologized for making a warhammer reference.
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Malifaux - Rezzers
The Other Side - King's Empire & Abysinnia
40K - Iron Hands
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2010/06/30 14:59:12
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Imperial Recruit in Training
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When your friends great you as the God Emperor of Man.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/06/30 15:00:35
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2010/06/30 16:47:49
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Sinewy Scourge
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(10:33:40 PM) Tarwedge: Your new name is Badab Black
(10:34:26 PM) ***Morgrim becomes one of Huron's hunting hounds?
(10:37:15 PM) Tarwedge: It's perfect for making things more grim!
(10:37:36 PM) ***Morgrim facepalms while laughing hard.
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2010/06/30 17:36:53
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Battleship Captain
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AvatarForm wrote:"Back in my day, Vampires sucked blood... not c&^k!"
That's a good one. I'm gonna use that next time some sad emo girl talks to me about Tw*t Light. Automatically Appended Next Post: Haddi wrote:Golden Eyed Scout wrote:Hey, since we're on the subject, Leman Russ is totally Jacob from Twilight then.
ANd by extension, all SPace Wolves are Jacobs pack or whatever that Meyer gakker decided to call them.
My god, if Meyer had put Death Company and Thunderwolf Cavalry in Twilight... I can't tell if that would be glorious or the worst stain on existence since time immemorial.
My God.... it would be even worse then C.S Goto! (Well, that might be debatable.)
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2010/06/30 18:02:04
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/06/30 21:21:49
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Death-Dealing Ultramarine Devastator
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Dont know if anyones posted this one yet but im very guilty of this one so;
When you try and work out what paints and how you would paint real life objects.
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2010/06/30 21:52:58
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Stone Bonkers Fabricator General
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This thread is turing into "you know you watch too much twilight when...."
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2010/06/30 22:10:42
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Battleship Captain
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KamikazeCanuck wrote:This thread is turing into "you know you watch too much twilight when...."
No one should ever watch gakker Light.
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2010/06/30 23:23:51
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Sacrifice to the Dark God Tzeentch
Dustbowl, Oklahoma
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your wife forces you to watch Twilight and you think that Edward needs to be shot out of a Basilisk with the rest of the Pretty Marines and that Leman Russ should slap Jacob for fornicating with the pedo Slanesshy whore.
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Change for the Change God!!! |
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2010/07/01 00:50:07
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Napoleonics Obsesser
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When you expect a techmarine to jump out of the woods when you crash your car. Automatically Appended Next Post: Lotet wrote:Samus_aran115 wrote:I'm a completely heterosexual man
a completely Heterosexual man who named himself Samus Aran
also back on topic:
...when you run out of money
Yesh. Cuz She's the sexiest woman I've ever played in a video game...I could make sexual moans over her all day.
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If only ZUN!bar were here... |
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2010/07/01 02:43:11
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Rifleman Grey Knight Venerable Dreadnought
Realm of Hobby
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Samus_aran115 wrote:
Yesh. Cuz She's the sexiest woman I've ever played in a video game...I could make sexual moans over her all day.
That is just sad...
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MikZor wrote:
We can't help that american D&D is pretty much daily life for us (Aussies)
Walking to shops, "i'll take a short cut through this bush", random encounter! Lizard with no legs.....
I kid Since i avoid bushlands that is
But we're not that bad... are we?
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2010/07/01 03:56:47
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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AvatarForm wrote:Samus_aran115 wrote:
Yesh. Cuz She's the sexiest woman I've ever played in a video game...I could make sexual moans over her all day.
That is just sad...
its too bad there are no games that revolve around a sister of battle...damn, i probably play too much 40k huh?
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2010/07/01 04:58:00
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Annoyed Blood Angel Devastator
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Samus_aran115 wrote:
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Lotet wrote:Samus_aran115 wrote:I'm a completely heterosexual man
a completely Heterosexual man who named himself Samus Aran
also back on topic:
...when you run out of money
Yesh. Cuz She's the sexiest woman I've ever played in a video game...I could make sexual moans over her all day.
Virgin alert, virgin alert!
Meanwhile back on topic:
You spend a whole evening getting the lighting right in your living room so you can take photo's of your mini's, so you can upload them on here.
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 FOR SANGUINIUS, FOR THE EMPEROR AND FOR BAAL, FORWARD MY BROTHERS LET US SMITE THE ENEMIES OF MANKIND!!!   
Give me enough Guard Regiments and I will choke the eye of terror
6000pts
4500pts
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2010/07/01 06:58:53
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Dangerous Outrider
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Justicar Alaric wrote:Samus_aran115 wrote:
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Lotet wrote:Samus_aran115 wrote:I'm a completely heterosexual man
a completely Heterosexual man who named himself Samus Aran
also back on topic:
...when you run out of money
Yesh. Cuz She's the sexiest woman I've ever played in a video game...I could make sexual moans over her all day.
Virgin alert, virgin alert!
Meanwhile back on topic:
You spend a whole evening getting the lighting right in your living room so you can take photo's of your mini's, so you can upload them on here.
Virgins? on a gaming forum? on the internet? wow, don't hear from one of those every day
also you probably know you play too much Warhammer if you're a Virgin
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2010/07/01 14:59:50
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Frightnening Fiend of Slaanesh
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You know youve been playing too much Warhammer40K when...You star coming up with plausible reasons and ways to include female Space Marines into the current canon
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2010/07/01 16:35:12
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
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When you are at a disco and sombody shouts its MC.DAVY You immedietly think Monstrous creature?
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2010/07/01 16:54:24
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Death-Dealing Ultramarine Devastator
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EagleArk wrote:When you are at a disco and sombody shouts its MC.DAVY You immedietly think Monstrous creature?
Especially when even dakka thinks that MC stands for monstrous creature.
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2010/07/01 16:58:59
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Veteran Wolf Guard Squad Leader
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When about to take your Land Rover off road and you say out loud 'roll for dangerous terrain' and your wife neither bats an eyelid or acknowledges your existance in the universe even though she knows what you are talking about.
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DC:80S++G+M+B+IPw40k96#-D++A++++/fWD180R+T(T)DM+
Please check out my Wolves: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/333299.page
Space Wolves Ragnars Great Company (4000)
Ultramarines IV Company (4000)
Cadia's Foot your Ass (3000)
Khorne's Fluffy Bunnies (2500)
Praetorian Titan Legion (3 big angry robots + 1 skinny tech priest)
High Elves, Empire, Dark Elves, Brettonians |
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2010/07/01 17:40:21
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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when you take your friend's red quad out for a ride and zip past him at the fastest speed possible screaming WAAAAAGGGGHHHHH ... guilty ...
I suggested we take the other one out and joust with choppas to determine who amongst us was warboss, then his traditional Chinese father came out, and *gently* put a stop to the idea.
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Kroissen 31st 2000pts
"What the hell do you mean we're out of Ammo"
Every Commander's worst nightmare
"If the voices stop talking to me, how will I know I'm insane"
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2010/07/01 17:57:05
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Bounding Black Templar Assault Marine
Rhode Island
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Try Again Bragg wrote:when you take your friend's red quad out for a ride and zip past him at the fastest speed possible screaming WAAAAAGGGGHHHHH ... guilty ...
Should have yelled "Red Wun's Go Fasta!" nice try ork wannabe!
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W/D/L/ A(a= Annihilated beyond doubt)
Orks =44/2/9/2 15k+ pts (assembled/broken)
Black Templar= 4/1/2/1 3k 2k pts (assembled)
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2010/07/01 17:59:28
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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What can I say, I'm imperial to the last. Fear my leman russ, for it will crush you, if I have 1000 others
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Kroissen 31st 2000pts
"What the hell do you mean we're out of Ammo"
Every Commander's worst nightmare
"If the voices stop talking to me, how will I know I'm insane"
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2010/07/01 18:23:56
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say
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when you watch the transformers movies and picture space marines and chaos space marines fighting instead of autobots and decepticons
when you dedicate songs by Amon Amarth to characters such as Gabriel Seth and Kharn the betrayer
when you're comforted simply by the act of holding dice
when you plot the downfall of man...so the Emperor can rise from the post-apcoalyptic ashes
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actiondan wrote:According to popular belief I cannot use drop pods because only the Imperium can organize itself enough to put 10 men in a container and fire it at a planet.
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