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When you are about to get it on with a beautiful woman and consult your rulebook to see who has the initative.

Then when you find out its her, you role a die to try and steal it.

when you throw popcorn in the air and try to catch it in your mouth, you use a template.

when everything you write comes out like Cheez an Crakka because you play Orks


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When you are about to make love to a beautiful woman, but don't because you need to check the rulebook to see who has the initative.


Then when you find out its her, you roll 1D6 to try and steal it.


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When you count like this...

23, 24, Powerfirst, 26, 27

You have a Nitro RC car and have had more or less every bit RED machine alliminum. And for once, as these are uprades, it really does make it go fasta!

You train in boxing, so that when you knock someone out in a fight, you can say it was becasue of your "Power Fist."

oh dear.

Brother Heinrich wrote:
when you dedicate songs by Amon Amarth to characters such as Gabriel Seth and Kharn the betrayer

Guilty!

when I watch "Kelly's heroes" and i think "feth, how can i field Oddball with my IG"

Ed_Bodger wrote:When about to take your Land Rover off road and you say out loud 'roll for dangerous terrain' and your wife neither bats an eyelid or acknowledges your existance in the universe even though she knows what you are talking about.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL


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When you send emails with code in the subject "VOX TRANSMISSION AT BETA ZETA ONE FIVE THREE"

Samus_aran115 wrote:
When you send emails with code in the subject "VOX TRANSMISSION AT BETA ZETA ONE FIVE THREE"

O MY EMPEROR! .....thank you for this Glorious IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your welcome. I got the idea from nightbringer.

You throw your back out and wish, once again, for an augmetic replacement.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:You throw your back out and wish, once again, for an augmetic replacement.

guilty!

You use a pringles can for an ork tank conversion.

You contemplate reading 69 pages of Dakka posts...

When you look at your ipod,and you think, "I bet they don't have these in the 41st millennium, I guess I'm better"

When playing the demo for Crackdown 2, you stumble upon an entire street of "Freaks" and declare aloud that you will "Anoint the mutants with their own blood!"

Guilty (and it was in public), and now I want to buy the game just so I can kill more.

Caelun Niveus wrote:When playing the demo for Crackdown 2, you stumble upon an entire street of "Freaks" and declare aloud that you will "Anoint the mutants with their own blood!"

Guilty (and it was in public), and now I want to buy the game just so I can kill more.

I'll probably wind up saying this when I buy it XD
How is it by the way?

Commissar NIkev wrote: I'll probably wind up saying this when I buy it XD
How is it by the way?

Kinda cool, tho the demo was only so many minutes long (only 5 were spent killing mutants). Driving sucked, melee was a bit awkward and felt limited, I don't know if you can reload your weapons mid-clip, and the driving (for all 30 sec I tried) sucked, but i really liked jumping at someone and pulling a head-shot with my shotgun midair. Certain points ingame are only accessible if you are playing co-op online.

And the street I found filled with the mutants was five lanes wide and stretched as far as I could see into the setting sun, with no end to the heretics in sight.
If only there was a flamer option for a weapon :(



Back on topic: When you reflexively call any flamethrower a "flamer." Guilty

instead of wanting to fix up the old beaten truck you got for your birthday you want to weld metal teeth and giant mechanical claw on it (don't worry its already red)

Samus_aran115 wrote:You use a pringles can for an ork tank conversion.

You use one as a barrel.

Caelun Niveus wrote:t i really liked jumping at someone and pulling a head-shot with my shotgun midair.

Jumping !?!?!?!? Head shot with a Shotgun!?!?!?!?!?!?!? What kind of Heresies does this game contain ??????


When you run around with a flashlight screaming battle cries and telling people you killed them cause you shot them with your flashlight.

When you get a laser pointer, point it at someone's head and shout "MARKERLIGHT TARGET AQUIRED, READY SKY RAY SEEKER MISSILE BATTERY, FOR THE GREATER GOOD!!!!!!!!"

When you shoot someone pointing a laser pointer at you while yelling "For the Greater Good!" with a paintball marker modded to look like a bolter and yell "Die Xenos Scum! For the Emperor!".

When you shoot forementioned paintball modder with nerf gun painted like a bolter insisting that it is still badass...

geordie09 wrote:You contemplate reading 69 pages of Dakka posts...

... Guilty!

You have a word document full of ctl-c, ctrl-v'd ork moticons for non Dakka; Warhams related stuff *guilty*
etc....

You Laugh that there are 69 pages. And call it an omen.

You in real life are gathering sources to make a libarary of all the 40k knowledge!

when you get side tracked in you local store realise your gonna be late to work, get to work, find out you have nothing to do all day and hide in the pastry section reading your new BL novel. <guilty>

When you fart and claim you have the Nurgle's Rot power.

Did that last night, no one understood it...

Try Again Bragg wrote:when you take your friend's red quad out for a ride and zip past him at the fastest speed possible screaming WAAAAAGGGGHHHHH ... guilty ...

Guilty first chance I get.


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Samus_aran115 wrote:When you send emails with code in the subject "VOX TRANSMISSION AT BETA ZETA ONE FIVE THREE"

Going to be guilty, too.

When playing Borderlands, you wish you could turn the characters into Chaos Space Marines. Roland = Plague Marine, Mordecai = Thousand Son, Brick = Berserker, Lilith = noise marine.

When you call your cell phone a vox caster.

Samus_aran115 wrote:When you call your cell phone a vox caster.

Shouldn't it be a Micro bead, cause a Vox Caster is HUge!