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Commissar NIkev wrote:

Samus_aran115 wrote:When you call your cell phone a vox caster.

Shouldn't it be a Micro bead, cause a Vox Caster is HUge!

Surely a micro bead would be a hands free blue tooth headset?

micro bead = bluetooth?

Commissar NIkev wrote:

Samus_aran115 wrote:When you call your cell phone a vox caster.

Shouldn't it be a Micro bead, cause a Vox Caster is HUge!

So's my phone

When you can think of something new that hasn't been posted in the last 70 pages.

You hope that Guido's are treated as mutants in the Imperium.

when you attempt to enforce your lawful authority on a person, and then want to screem "in the name of the Emperor of Man!!!!!"

p.s. im a lawenforcement offical.

When you think "If only i were a space marine" whenever faced by a physical challenge thats out of your league.

When your 6 year old refers to her younger sibling's misbehavior as "heresy."

Monster Rain wrote:When your 6 year old refers to her younger sibling's misbehavior as "heresy."

I choked when reading this. Totally sigged.

XD.
Best quote.
Ever.

When you accidently accuse someone of hersey at a board meeting!

Instead of calling someone guilty you call them heretic! and you Scream in the middle of a Jury Cession, "HE IS HERETIC AND HE SHALL BURN BY THE STAKE!" (warning never do this XD)

You scream while shooting an Automatic Rifle. "IT NEEDS MORE DAKKA!" or "DAKKA DAKKA DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA"

You randomly throw dice to see if your luck is still with you before a tournament.

You roll dice to see if the emperor is with you.

You hear Chaos Voices.

You Immediately see yellow and think Imperial Fists.

You see blue and white and think of the Ultrasmurfs.

You agree over the tiniest things of 40k.

You have a bumper sticker called My other ride is a Land Raider/Bane Blade.

You have sigged something from this thread.

When Marshmellows come out during a camping trip and you shout "Burn the Heretics!"

When you go running around yelling, 'BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!' and punching people. (Guilty)

When you have gas and threaten everyone nearby that if they don't stop being heretics, you will drop a virus bomb. (I totally wanna do this)

When you make your facebook profile picture a Space Marine. (Soon to be guilty)

When you don't argue over interpreting the rules but the fluff.

When you have tried (and failed) to make what you believe will be a successful army list that uses some new models (dark reapers, night spinner, rangers) over 5 times. After doing so, you tell your LGS owner that you're going to give up on making a new list for a while because the one you have both works and is a lot of fun to play with. By the time you leave the LGS, you have started trying to come up with a new list.

Emperors Faithful wrote:

Monster Rain wrote:When your 6 year old refers to her younger sibling's misbehavior as "heresy."

I choked when reading this. Totally sigged.

True story! I choked when I heard it!

You listen to Iron Maiden songs and assign them to Traitor Legions.

Fear of the dark obiviosly goes to the Night Lords.
Seventh Son of A Seventh Son, or The Clairvoyant goes to the Thousand Sons
Lord of the Flies goes to Death Guard/Nurgle marines
Can I Play With Madness? or Bring your Daughter, to the Slaughter goes to World Eaters
Hallowed Be Thy name or Holy Smoke for Word Bearers

That's all I can think of for now.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:You listen to Iron Maiden songs and assign them to Traitor Legions.

Fear of the dark obiviosly goes to the Night Lords.
Seventh Son of A Seventh Son, or The Clairvoyant goes to the Thousand Sons
Lord of the Flies goes to Death Guard/Nurgle marines
Can I Play With Madness? or Bring your Daughter, to the Slaughter goes to World Eaters
Hallowed Be Thy name or Holy Smoke for Word Bearers

That's all I can think of for now.

Just earlier today I was listening to From Heads Unworthy by Rise Against and thought of the Red Cosairs

Lyrics : http://www.metrolyrics.com/from-heads-unworthy-lyrics-rise-against.html

When a page gets taken over by the "Thrusing Movement" and you go to war for 5 pages and it ends when you call down Exterminatus. http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/1560/237373.page
Very guilty

^I guess Im also guilty, I at least held the line...

When you have a bumper sticker that says:

"I'm saving for a land raider"

When you use your boxes (you know the ones) as furniture

When you see a hummer (a HUM-VEE, not a plastic H2) on the road, and you want to put a whirlwind launcher on it.

When you call lunch Emergency Rations

When you start counting things and everything happens to be seven, so you think you're controlled by tzeentch.

When you listen to 'the battle for evermore' by led zeppelin and you wonder what a 40k version would sound like.

raptor8 wrote:^I guess Im also guilty, I at least held the line...

Yeah but did you pretend to die? Non-Thrusters are COWARDS AND HERETICS!!!
Oh yeah as to the 5 page war SO GUILTY!!!!

When you get a static shock and claim to be an "Electro Priest"

When you use a giant pile of staples as terrain. Just because you have thousands of them.

When you hear a bump in the night and either think it was a Lictor or a Tau stealth squad

When reading a tank girl comic your girlfriend lent you, you see the crazed cultists screaming "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD" and find out they worship Baal the blood god, say the comic isnt accurate because the cultists were actual worshiping Khorne (guilty)

You think I'm Just A Rock N' Roll Clown (song) fits the Emporers Children perfectly.

Look it up on youtube, you'll see.

when you start thinking space marines are un-defeat-able because you read the fluff soooo many times and start crying when you lose (true story, I had an opponent like that!)

You refer to any colours as 'dark angels green' or 'red gore' or 'liche purple' etc...

You play 40k RPGs in the Chain fiction section of Dakka.

You check this thread at least once every couple of hours just to see if there is anything you haven't read before on this thread.

Cadet_Commissar_Ludd wrote:You refer to any colours as 'dark angels green' or 'red gore' or 'liche purple' etc...

You play 40k RPGs in the Chain fiction section of Dakka.

Omgg yes.


When you search the interwebz for a commisar coat and find nothing. Have you guys found anything that looks like a comissar jacket?