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2010/07/12 21:12:16
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Annoyed Blood Angel Devastator
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  FOR SANGUINIUS, FOR THE EMPEROR AND FOR BAAL, FORWARD MY BROTHERS LET US SMITE THE ENEMIES OF MANKIND!!!   
Give me enough Guard Regiments and I will choke the eye of terror
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4500pts
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2010/07/12 21:16:45
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader
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Any non-leather great-coat should do samus.
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2010/07/12 21:20:25
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Napoleonics Obsesser
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Cadet_Commissar_Ludd wrote:Any non-leather great-coat should do samus.
I'll search that. I was searching overcoat and jacket. I'm going to be a comssar for halloween 
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If only ZUN!bar were here... |
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2010/07/12 21:26:30
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Huge Bone Giant
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Getting that . . . joke could be a fair indicator to some.
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"It is not the bullet with your name on it that should worry you, it's the one labeled "To whom it may concern. . ."
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2010/07/12 23:07:39
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Fighter Pilot
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When all your facebook posts are Space Marine Battle Cries
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2010/07/12 23:18:21
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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LOL! THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!
When you play crack down 2 with friends and you have the wing suit and start saying "STRIKE FROM THE SKIES BROTHERS!"
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2010/07/13 01:32:41
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Devestating Grey Knight Dreadknight
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When you hear Jake Sully say in Avatar "Death from Above" and wonder where is chainsword is.....
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2010/07/13 01:46:36
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Samus_aran115 wrote:Cadet_Commissar_Ludd wrote:You refer to any colours as 'dark angels green' or 'red gore' or 'liche purple' etc...
You play 40k RPGs in the Chain fiction section of Dakka.
Omgg yes.
When you search the interwebz for a commisar coat and find nothing. Have you guys found anything that looks like a comissar jacket?
Trench coat bud....as far as I know they are the closest thing.....do you have the hat? cause I'll trade you my hat for you coat.....wait....that wouldn't solve anything......bah.....forget it.
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/07/13 01:48:39
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Napoleonics Obsesser
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JDM wrote:When all your facebook posts are Space Marine Battle Cries
I had a quote the other day from someone's sig.lemme find it...Thanks to whoever put it there 
"Pantz? PANTZ!? In da name o' Mork, dere's a whole Galeksy o' 'Umies ter krump, and yer worried 'bout were yer PANTZ iz commin' from!? PANTZ IS JUST FER LUCK! You iz muckin' about! Get ter shootin' an' choppin' and stop bein' un-Orky! Uvverwize, I'll be puttin' yer 'ead up 'dere on me bosspole! " Automatically Appended Next Post: Commissar NIkev wrote:Samus_aran115 wrote:Cadet_Commissar_Ludd wrote:You refer to any colours as 'dark angels green' or 'red gore' or 'liche purple' etc...
You play 40k RPGs in the Chain fiction section of Dakka.
Omgg yes.
When you search the interwebz for a commisar coat and find nothing. Have you guys found anything that looks like a comissar jacket?
Trench coat bud....as far as I know they are the closest thing.....do you have the hat? cause I'll trade you my hat for you coat.....wait....that wouldn't solve anything......bah.....forget it.
I'll trade you my yarrick dead-eye for your regular eye
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If only ZUN!bar were here... |
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2010/07/13 02:01:19
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Dakka Veteran
Arkahm
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Samus_aran115 wrote:JDM wrote:When all your facebook posts are Space Marine Battle Cries
I had a quote the other day from someone's sig.lemme find it...Thanks to whoever put it there
"Pantz? PANTZ!? In da name o' Mork, dere's a whole Galeksy o' 'Umies ter krump, and yer worried 'bout were yer PANTZ iz commin' from!? PANTZ IS JUST FER LUCK! You iz muckin' about! Get ter shootin' an' choppin' and stop bein' un-Orky! Uvverwize, I'll be puttin' yer 'ead up 'dere on me bosspole! "
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Commissar NIkev wrote:Samus_aran115 wrote:Cadet_Commissar_Ludd wrote:You refer to any colours as 'dark angels green' or 'red gore' or 'liche purple' etc...
You play 40k RPGs in the Chain fiction section of Dakka.
Omgg yes.
When you search the interwebz for a commisar coat and find nothing. Have you guys found anything that looks like a comissar jacket?
Trench coat bud....as far as I know they are the closest thing.....do you have the hat? cause I'll trade you my hat for you coat.....wait....that wouldn't solve anything......bah.....forget it.
I'll trade you my yarrick dead-eye for your regular eye
If it shoots a laser (and not a laser pointer either), I'm in. If not, keep it.
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Orkeosaurus wrote:But can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
xxmatt85 wrote:Brains for the brain god!
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2010/07/13 02:20:02
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Cambak wrote:Samus_aran115 wrote:JDM wrote:When all your facebook posts are Space Marine Battle Cries
I had a quote the other day from someone's sig.lemme find it...Thanks to whoever put it there
"Pantz? PANTZ!? In da name o' Mork, dere's a whole Galeksy o' 'Umies ter krump, and yer worried 'bout were yer PANTZ iz commin' from!? PANTZ IS JUST FER LUCK! You iz muckin' about! Get ter shootin' an' choppin' and stop bein' un-Orky! Uvverwize, I'll be puttin' yer 'ead up 'dere on me bosspole! "
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Commissar NIkev wrote:Samus_aran115 wrote:Cadet_Commissar_Ludd wrote:You refer to any colours as 'dark angels green' or 'red gore' or 'liche purple' etc...
You play 40k RPGs in the Chain fiction section of Dakka.
Omgg yes.
When you search the interwebz for a commisar coat and find nothing. Have you guys found anything that looks like a comissar jacket?
Trench coat bud....as far as I know they are the closest thing.....do you have the hat? cause I'll trade you my hat for you coat.....wait....that wouldn't solve anything......bah.....forget it.
I'll trade you my yarrick dead-eye for your regular eye
If it shoots a laser (and not a laser pointer either), I'm in. If not, keep it.
Stealthily switches Laser eye with a small red flashlight, hehehe, He'll never now the difference
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/07/13 04:44:51
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Battleship Captain
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You buy BDU (battle dress uniform) pants to try and look like a cadian.
(Guilty.)
(They are also so freakin comfortable it's not even funny.)
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2010/07/13 21:32:54
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Oberfeldwebel
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Golden Eyed Scout wrote:You buy BDU (battle dress uniform) pants to try and look like a cadian.
(Guilty.)
(They are also so freakin comfortable it's not even funny.)
JajaaJAJa, that reminds me... the previous models of Spanish camo uniform (the ones i used)they were nearly IDENTICAL to Cadian ones XDDD just need the flak armor and the helmet XD
and yes... FETHING COMFORTABLE !!
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2010/07/13 21:34:10
2000 foot sloging IG  
Cataphracts.... need to recalculate points....
Iron warriors  waiting for more bucks with a better job
4th Panzerdivision Ost waiting for orders Reichmarschall!! 
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2010/07/13 23:36:51
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Annoyed Blood Angel Devastator
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you own models that are older than most of the people who go to your local GW (guilty)
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/07/13 23:37:38
FOR SANGUINIUS, FOR THE EMPEROR AND FOR BAAL, FORWARD MY BROTHERS LET US SMITE THE ENEMIES OF MANKIND!!!
Give me enough Guard Regiments and I will choke the eye of terror
6000pts
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2010/07/14 00:57:13
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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You lie on this thread when you don't think your guilty of something when you are. (guilty)
Instead of having friends night out you make a battle company.
Instead of polishing your so-called car. You go to a GW store to paint some miniatures.
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2010/07/14 00:59:30
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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When you use a plasma tv as weapon or when you stand far from it thinking that it can explode anytime.
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 Hail to the creeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!baby Ask not the moot a question,for he will give you three answers,all of which will result in a public humiliation.
My DIY chapter Fire Wraiths http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/264338.page
3 things that Ivan likes:
Food Sex Machines
Tactical Genius of DakkaDakka
Colonel Miles Quaritch is my hero
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2010/07/14 01:00:51
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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LOL. I do that sometimes.
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2010/07/15 04:37:01
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Battleship Captain
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Black Corsair wrote:Golden Eyed Scout wrote:You buy BDU (battle dress uniform) pants to try and look like a cadian.
(Guilty.)
(They are also so freakin comfortable it's not even funny.)
JajaaJAJa, that reminds me... the previous models of Spanish camo uniform (the ones i used)they were nearly IDENTICAL to Cadian ones XDDD just need the flak armor and the helmet XD
and yes... FETHING COMFORTABLE !!
Yeah, my dad's run two marathons (one at white sands missile range) in them.
And there are so amny pockets, I put mty cell in one. Had to wait till I got home to take em off and look for them
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2010/07/15 04:42:57
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Death-Dealing Devastator
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When ur in a fight and you get hit in the face and think "That shouldn't have hurt My toughness should be higher than his/her strength"
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Imperial Crusaders: 7,500 points
“Brothers, what we do on the battlefield is not just for our chapter but, for the entire Imperium. Every Xenos that falls by our hands will be a testament to our unwavering duty to the Emperor. Every heretic that is crushed under our feet will be a testament to our undying loyalty to the citizens of Imperial Space. We will baptize ourselves in fire and emerge as the most steadfast defenders of humanity.” - qoute from my own homegrown chapter
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2010/07/15 06:28:03
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Scuttling Genestealer
Australia
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When people ask who you want to be when you "grow up" the first thing you think of is space marine...
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Attempts by Company Commanders to call down close-ranged artillery fire can result in disastrous casualties amongst the Imperial Guard. Whilst the loss of life is regrettable, the waste of ammunition is INTOLERABLE! |
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2010/07/15 14:47:34
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Xx_ECHO_xX wrote:When people ask who you want to be when you "grow up" the first thing you think of is space marine...
psh.....commissar
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/07/15 15:42:36
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Spawn of Chaos
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When you name Daemonettes after you ex-grilfriends. (guilty)
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"And they shall stammer"
 3000+ pts Chaos Space Marines
~500pts Imperial guard
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2010/07/15 15:50:07
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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FredTheEvilKitteh wrote:When you name Daemonettes after you ex-grilfriends. (guilty)
HAHAHAHA Nice
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/07/15 17:39:00
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
Inside that little light in your refridgerator
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Commissar NIkev wrote:Xx_ECHO_xX wrote:When people ask who you want to be when you "grow up" the first thing you think of is space marine...
psh.....commissar
Servo-skull for me
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Fafnir wrote:What part of "giant armoured ork suppository" do you not understand?
Balance wrote:Nothing wrong with feathers. Now, the whole chicken, that's kinky.
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2010/07/15 20:32:43
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Dakka Veteran
Arkahm
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Space_Potato wrote:Commissar NIkev wrote:Xx_ECHO_xX wrote:When people ask who you want to be when you "grow up" the first thing you think of is space marine...
psh.....commissar
Servo-skull for me
S_P
Realistically, I'd end up as some random Nyd's Lunch.
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Orkeosaurus wrote:But can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
xxmatt85 wrote:Brains for the brain god!
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2010/07/15 20:37:58
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Napoleonics Obsesser
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JFizzle51 wrote:When ur in a fight and you get hit in the face and think "That shouldn't have hurt My toughness should be higher than his/her strength"
"damnit, that hurt. It thought I added feel no pain this morning!"
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If only ZUN!bar were here... |
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2010/07/15 20:56:05
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
Inside that little light in your refridgerator
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Samus_aran115 wrote:JFizzle51 wrote:When ur in a fight and you get hit in the face and think "That shouldn't have hurt My toughness should be higher than his/her strength"
"damnit, that hurt. It thought I added feel no pain this morning!"
"What the  happened to my armour save?!"
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Fafnir wrote:What part of "giant armoured ork suppository" do you not understand?
Balance wrote:Nothing wrong with feathers. Now, the whole chicken, that's kinky.
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2010/07/15 22:14:58
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader
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Doesn't this refractor field give me an invulnerable save?
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2010/07/15 23:55:05
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Dakka Veteran
Arkahm
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Cadet_Commissar_Ludd wrote:Doesn't this refractor field give me an invulnerable save?
It was double your toughness, so instant death. Last time I checked, your not Eternal Warrior, Cadet.
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Orkeosaurus wrote:But can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
xxmatt85 wrote:Brains for the brain god!
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2010/07/16 05:55:00
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Daring Dark Eldar Raider Rider
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when you run out of money and have to build terrain out of lego blocks
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When you run out of money and have to make terrain out of lego peices (guilty)
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