You know when you play too much 40K when....

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**ChocolateGork**

Ive done this

Oh and when you plan your list for a tournament a month in advance

**Golden Eyed Scout**

You consider summer school "Scholam".

**blood reaper**

Start praying to the Chaos gods

Nurgle: Dont ever wash .
Khorne: Run around shoting blood for the blood god.
Slanessh: I relly dont want to say...
Tzeentch: Constantly change your house , and your life style.

**Deff Jaw**

Sart screaming WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! in the middle of the game. Even when you are losing.

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Arctik_Firangi wrote:
Reaper6 wrote:107. When you paint red "go fasta" stripes on your Granny's wheelchair and convert her walking stick into a Bosspole to go on the back.

Done.

GRANNY ON SCOOTER 18 pts/model
WS 2 / BS 3 /S 2(4) / T 2(3) / W 1 / I 2 / A 1 / Ld 10 / Sv 5+ -
Unit Type: Bike Wargear: Bosspole, Power Klaw, Pacemaker (Bionics)

Special Rules:

0.5 Horsepower: If Granny has been moving 12" in a straight line for two consecutive turns, she has the 'Furious Charge' special rule. Granny's scooter always moves at least one inch through difficult/dangerous terrain, instead of being removed as a caualty.

Senile: Roll a D6 before any movement or assault phase in which you intend to move Granny. On a 2+ she acts normally; on a 1 she begins to rant and rave in a distubing fashion. Granny will not move when Ranting and Raving, unless she moved 12" in a straight line last round, in which case she will automatically move forward another 12". If this brings Granny into contact with an opponent's model, consider Granny to have charged.

NOT ENOUGH RED PAINT!!!

**Cadet_Commissar_Ludd**

When having a talk from a dude who doesn't know what he's talking about but says
"The only constant is change"
Then you honestly contemplate heckling
"Tzeentch is well pleased!!!"

**Samus_aran115**

sLeEpYrOcK wrote:when you run out of money and have to build terrain out of lego blocks

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When you run out of money and have to make terrain out of lego peices (guilty)

Psh. Run out of money and HAVE to make terrain out of legos? I do it anyway!

I'm considering making a bastion out of legos. I've got at least 10,000 pieces of legos. I'm sure I can make a bastion, or ruins, or something cool. And with super glue, anything is possible! No longer am I limited by the little pegs!

**Golden Eyed Scout**

Only problem with lego is the scale really.

**Maverick**

When you wallpaper all the rooms in your house, for fear of a paint project too big for you to manage.

**Samus_aran115**

Maverick wrote:When you wallpaper all the rooms in your house, for fear of a paint project too big for you to manage.

Actually, Painting my room helped me learn how to paint clean lines!

**Maverick**

Samus_aran115 wrote:
Maverick wrote:When you wallpaper all the rooms in your house, for fear of a paint project too big for you to manage.

Actually, Painting my room helped me learn how to paint clean lines!

hahaha! fair enough :L

**Samus_aran115**

I painted my room purple too, which is murder

Yes, my room is regal purple. Seemed like a good idea at the time. I still like it, but girls are like "is this your older sister's room?"

**Asherian Command**

When you tell Cleverbot about 40k. And explain it in detail. And the cleverbot starts a conversion on it. And you continue it too far. (guilty we got in agruement of whos better chuck norris or the emperor....)

**Maverick**

Sad times, man. I'm on blue carpet, off-white wallpaper. Used to have laminate flooring and ridiculously pale blue wallpaper. I'm not sure if i've upgraded or lost out there. xD

**Samus_aran115**

Asherian Command wrote:When you tell Cleverbot about 40k. And explain it in detail. And the cleverbot starts a conversion on it. And you continue it too far. (guilty we got in agruement of whos better chuck norris or the emperor....)

I was justing having a game of "hide and go seek" with cleverbot. I found her, the she said "Kisses*" which caught me off guard

She's so awesome...

And how does wallpaper work? Does it just stick on?

**Asherian Command**

When you hang up 40k posters in your room.... (guilty)
You have two or more posters in your room. (guilty)
You have three or more posters in your room. (guilty)

**Samus_aran115**

I didn't even know GW had that many!

**Maverick**

I asked cleverbot once "are there ghosts in the machine?"

It asked me "What machine?"

MIND BLOWN.

**Commisar Wolfie**

when you try and dress your dog up as a giant squiggoth for your ork army

**Asherian Command**

I asked what is 3+4

She answered 12.

**Deff Jaw**

Samus_aran115 wrote:
Maverick wrote:When you wallpaper all the rooms in your house, for fear of a paint project too big for you to manage.

Actually, Painting my room helped me learn how to paint clean lines!

Dude its called DUCK TAPE!!!!

**Cadet_Commissar_Ludd**

When you can remember many of the codes for the ork moticons:

...
I can proudly say I did that in the quick reply box

**Maverick**

Cadet_Commissar_Ludd wrote:When you can remember many of the codes for the ork moticons: ...
I can proudly say I did that in the quick reply box

Nah, that's too much dakka, not too much 40k. xD

**Battle Brother Lucifer**

When making shots in basketball (or doing anything really) and you yell " FOR THE EMPRAH!"

**Justicar Alaric**

battle Brother Lucifer wrote:When making shots in basketball (or doing anything really) and you yell " FOR THE EMPRAH!"

Don't forget to roll for scatter

**Battle Brother Lucifer**

CplPunishment wrote:
136. You make up stories about your miniatures.

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Guilty.

(whatever # we are up to). You draw pictures of and name each of your veterans

**Maverick**

You worry too much about if your army commander's name sounds awesome enough.

**Golden Eyed Scout**

While doodling late one night, you draw a picture. You wake up the next morning, to find it is the best one you've drawn.
And it's of a priest of the Imperium.

**Brutii11**

When your first reaction to a surprise is to exclaim 'By the Throne!'

And then when you don't realise what you've said is wrong for a whole minute.

**Golden Eyed Scout**

You pee on the toilet seat and think "Haha, Golden Throne."

And don't act like I'm the only one who's pee'd on the seat when it's early/late.

**Maverick**

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:You pee on the toilet seat and think "Haha, Golden Throne."

And don't act like I'm the only one who's pee'd on the seat when it's early/late.

You're not the only one, but you're the only one who makes that connection xD