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Maverick wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:You pee on the toilet seat and think "Haha, Golden Throne."

And don't act like I'm the only one who's pee'd on the seat when it's early/late.

You're not the only one, but you're the only one who makes that connection xD

Fair enough.

You think about wearing a trench-coat with a hat that strongly resembles a commissars hat despite the fact that the coat is a womans coat......
*holds head high* I have

You actually start to buy in to the GW propaganda that they produce the only games worth playing, and that their miniatures are the best.

When you plan on making a 'zerg rush' Cadian IG army...
for Apocalypse.

When you plan to illegally download the new ultramarines movie to make a scenario out of it >.<


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Oh and have battles with yourself just to see what siade would win.. regardless of points and number of troops

sLeEpYrOcK wrote:When you plan to illegally download the new ultramarines movie to make a scenario out of it >.<


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Oh and have battles with yourself just to see what siade would win.. regardless of points and number of troops

*Facepalm*

If you ask me "Who do you think would win?" one more time, Im gonna go more psycho than Kharn.

FredTheEvilKitteh wrote:

sLeEpYrOcK wrote:When you plan to illegally download the new ultramarines movie to make a scenario out of it >.<


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Oh and have battles with yourself just to see what siade would win.. regardless of points and number of troops

*Facepalm*

If you ask me "Who do you think would win?" one more time, Im gonna go more psycho than Kharn.

who do you think would win


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FredTheEvilKitteh wrote:When you name Daemonettes after you ex-grilfriends. (guilty)

guilty too

You know you play too much 40k when after you loose a game you cut your finger of, and when you win you cut your opponenet head off.

You know you play too much Warhammer 40K when a teacher/ other student asks what that 8 pointed star and other 'symbols' in your doodles mean.

you know you play too much when you dream of more matches then you've played

When you have to near force yourself to stop trying to make new army lists...

and fail.

When you say that the most recent CSM codex is the worst codex ever and start insulting anyone who even remotely appears like they might possibly disagree maybe.

Melissia wrote:When you say that the most recent CSM codex is the worst codex ever and start insulting anyone who even remotely appears like they might possibly disagree maybe.

guilty

when you PELVIC THRUST all the time.

Oh wait, that's a symptom of too much Vera, my bad.

death to pelvic thrusters (rides away on motorbike shooting PT troops with bolt pistol)

*Thrusts The Glass Ninja*

*Glass Ninja Shatters.*

When you enter onto the classroom to take a final exam and greets the professors with a "Through the destruction of our enemies we earn our salvation" (I passed it )

When you think blood drives are really just gathering for Khorne

Commisar Wolfie wrote:you know you play too much when you dream of more matches then you've played

That actually happens to me

You think alcoholics are jsut worshippers of SLanessh.

While driving down the street you look around and imagine Space Marines busting out a building and mowing down a bunch of <insert least favorite xenos here>

When you do custom conversions and show it on facebook. You have more pictures of models than yourself.
You have a facebook account to show off your space marine armies.

You joined dakkadakka because you thought you need inspiration for your army.

Maverick wrote:*Thrusts The Glass Ninja*

*Glass Ninja Shatters.*

blows mavericks head apart with bolt pistol

you post on dakka dakka when you're on vacation in hawaii (guilty right now)

You want to check Dakka when you are on vaction in norway because of the Space Wolf rumors [guilty tho it was a while ago]

When you start acting like someone's the anti-christ just because they made a blog post you don't like on a 40k blog.

focusedfire wrote:You whatch Iron Man and think Pre-Heresy artificer armor. Also, because of this movie, you now want to make a SMs army with the Iron Man color scheme. Even though you think SMs are complete cheese and have no desire to play them.

(This has probably been done before, but...)

You watch Iron Man 2 and think the Drones look like Tau, and observe (aloud, to a Tau player) that they must be Tau because they are terrible at melee.

FyoraSilverwolf wrote:

focusedfire wrote:You whatch Iron Man and think Pre-Heresy artificer armor. Also, because of this movie, you now want to make a SMs army with the Iron Man color scheme. Even though you think SMs are complete cheese and have no desire to play them.

(This has probably been done before, but...)

You watch Iron Man 2 and think the Drones look like Tau, and observe (aloud, to a Tau player) that they must be Tau because they are terrible at melee.

You forgot that they are also terrible shots

When you get hit in the head with a foam bat and insist it was real and you had feel no pain

raptor8 wrote:

Maverick wrote:*Thrusts The Glass Ninja*

*Glass Ninja Shatters.*

blows mavericks head apart with bolt pistol

*Deflects bolt with pelvic thrust*

We thrusters look out for one another. And yes, I do realise that I just took a bolt to the groin, but the jokes on you cause I have an Invulnerable save.

*rolls dice*

Damn. You win this round Raptor8. *leaves to find apothecary*

S_P