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2010/07/19 15:17:20
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Death-Dealing Ultramarine Devastator
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While at your wedding reception, you think of what would happen if a space marine walked in and started a fight with you and the entire wedding party.
Or while at the same reception, you start wishing you had some dice to roll on the odds that the relatives were going to make a fool of themselves on the dance floor.
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2010/07/19 17:04:59
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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Space_Potato wrote:raptor8 wrote:Maverick wrote:*Thrusts The Glass Ninja*
*Glass Ninja Shatters.*
blows mavericks head apart with bolt pistol
*Deflects bolt with pelvic thrust*
We thrusters look out for one another. And yes, I do realise that I just took a bolt to the groin, but the jokes on you cause I have an Invulnerable save.
*rolls dice*
Damn. You win this round Raptor8. *leaves to find apothecary*
S_P
*Thrusts raptor8*
*Raptor8 implodes*
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 Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/07/19 17:11:29
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Sadistic Inquisitorial Excruciator
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The glass ninja unshatters stands up and blows maverick into khornes domain with his angry marine bolter.
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2010/07/19 17:14:00
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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The glass ninja wrote:The glass ninja unshatters stands up and blows maverick into khornes domain with his angry marine bolter.
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Glass ninja is ninja. Glass ninja is NOT a necron. Glass ninja's attack fails, because he's DEAD. PWNT.
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Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/07/19 17:16:17
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
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"Ahah!", magic necron dudie jumps in and using his knowlage of rebuilding and lots of glue put the glass ninja back together!
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2010/07/19 17:24:35
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Sadistic Inquisitorial Excruciator
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HA HA Also i psychic lord inquisitor
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2010/07/19 17:32:55
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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Maverick Facepalms.
Necrons can't put OTHERS back together...
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Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/07/19 17:56:58
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Sadistic Inquisitorial Excruciator
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but i am super Psycher
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2010/07/19 20:25:43
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Battleship Captain
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Stop the stupidity. Now.
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2010/07/19 20:27:48
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Rough Rider with Boomstick
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#10541 - You are arguing like idiots over glass ninjas, necrons, and psykers.
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I have 2000 points of  , called the Crimson Leaves.
I will soon be starting WoC, devoted to 
I have 500 points of  , in blueberry and ice cream (light grey and light blue) flavour. From the fictional world Darkheim.
DarkHound wrote:Stop it you. Core has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by mercenaries and machines. Core, and its consumption of life, has become a well-oiled machine. Core has changed. ID tagged soldiers carry ID tagged weapons, use ID tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control. Information control. Emotion control. Battlefield control. Everything is monitored, and kept under control. Core has changed. The age of deterrence has become the age of control. All in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction. And he who controls the battlefield, controls history. Core has changed. When the battlefield is under total control, war... becomes routine.
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2010/07/19 20:31:49
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Sadistic Inquisitorial Excruciator
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we can do and say as we wish hey this gives me an idea don't listen to other peoples opinions if you are having A LAUGH.
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2010/07/19 21:37:47
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Stormin' Stompa
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You know you don't play enough 40k when you have an extremely stupid multiple post long war about fething thrusting!
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2010/07/19 21:40:28
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader
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battle Brother Lucifer wrote:You know you don't play enough 40k when you have an extremely stupid multiple post long war about fething thrusting!
I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.  (That's not not enough 40k, that's too much Vera...)
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2010/07/19 21:46:07
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Stormin' Stompa
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Cadet_Commissar_Ludd wrote:battle Brother Lucifer wrote:You know you don't play enough 40k when you have an extremely stupid multiple post long war about fething thrusting!
I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. (That's not not enough 40k, that's too much Vera...)
Whats vera? 
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2010/07/19 22:03:59
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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you dream of building a Bolter. *Last night*
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2010/07/19 22:07:42
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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When you agrue about having the same Space marine chapter name as someone else. (Guilty happened today.)
When you find out that space marine names are all taken. And you come up with the longest history of a space marine chapter in the entire 40k universe.
You make your own chapter.
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2010/07/19 22:19:13
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Sneaky Striking Scorpion
Minneapolis
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When you see someone with the word "faith" tattooed over a shield and immediately hear in you head (in a space marine voice) "faith is my shield." Happened at work today. And no, the guy didn't play warhammer.
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2010/07/19 22:23:00
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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You immediately think every orc player is out to get you when you buy a land raider.
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2010/07/19 23:04:47
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Stormin' Stompa
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When you tear off the back packs from the old Sm vs 'nids box (I blank on the name) and use them for scratch build models.
Ultra guilty
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2010/07/20 00:12:34
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Kabalite Conscript
Harrison, AR
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When you see this bumper plate:
And think "Ultramarines fan" before "Colts fan"
Guilty
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2010/07/20 00:36:10
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
Inside that little light in your refridgerator
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battle Brother Lucifer wrote:When you tear off the back packs from the old Sm vs 'nids box (I blank on the name) and use them for scratch build models.
Ultra guilty
Battle for Macragge.
When you accuse your friends of not being orky enough.
Wen yoo leev da hut to go find sum shiny gubbinz tah decorit yur waggen. Den yoo look for a proppa scrap in yur waggen, den stomp da squishies.
S_P
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Fafnir wrote:What part of "giant armoured ork suppository" do you not understand?
Balance wrote:Nothing wrong with feathers. Now, the whole chicken, that's kinky.
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2010/07/20 01:00:16
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Stormin' Stompa
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Space_Potato wrote:battle Brother Lucifer wrote:When you tear off the back packs from the old Sm vs 'nids box (I blank on the name) and use them for scratch build models.
Ultra guilty
Battle for Macragge.
When you accuse your friends of not being orky enough.
Wen yoo leev da hut to go find sum shiny gubbinz tah decorit yur waggen. Den yoo look for a proppa scrap in yur waggen, den stomp da squishies.
S_P
Thank you my kind sir.
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2010/07/20 01:26:57
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say
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battle Brother Lucifer wrote:Space_Potato wrote:battle Brother Lucifer wrote:When you tear off the back packs from the old Sm vs 'nids box (I blank on the name) and use them for scratch build models.
Ultra guilty
Battle for Macragge.
When you accuse your friends of not being orky enough.
Wen yoo leev da hut to go find sum shiny gubbinz tah decorit yur waggen. Den yoo look for a proppa scrap in yur waggen, den stomp da squishies.
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Thank you my kind sir.
Whoa whoa whoa watch that kinda language around here. Kind Sir indeed. sheesh the nerve of people. and saying thank you thats not nearly grim dark enough
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2010/07/20 02:15:55
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Stormin' Stompa
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Commisar Wolfie wrote:battle Brother Lucifer wrote:Space_Potato wrote:battle Brother Lucifer wrote:When you tear off the back packs from the old Sm vs 'nids box (I blank on the name) and use them for scratch build models.
Ultra guilty
Battle for Macragge.
When you accuse your friends of not being orky enough.
Wen yoo leev da hut to go find sum shiny gubbinz tah decorit yur waggen. Den yoo look for a proppa scrap in yur waggen, den stomp da squishies.
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Thank you my kind sir.
Whoa whoa whoa watch that kinda language around here. Kind Sir indeed. sheesh the nerve of people. and saying thank you thats not nearly grim dark enough
Then I declare him Heretic for insulting my memory. or something.
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2010/07/20 02:29:19
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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Edward Cullen. In front of a Blood Angels Death Company. Let's see your sparklepeen save you now, you filthy mutant. - The Dizzler
It's kind of like they took the old codex, took out everything everyone liked, then shat on it. - alexwars1
crew gender equality, screw gender altogether. So long as you have a place on your body where sexual torture instrument #367 may be inserted into, they don't care. - Fafnir on Dark Eldar
DR:90SG-M+B++I+Pw40k08#-D+A+/areWD-R++T(M)DM+
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2010/07/20 13:48:32
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
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You get a tatoo of Nurgle and you think it makes you tougher.
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2010/07/20 16:59:56
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Rough Rider with Boomstick
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When your diet seems to consist of 67% actually food, and 33% paint gathered when you lick your brush...
Guilty!
When you run around on video games yelling "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!" into your mic.
Guilty!
When you have thoughts about making a butler, gentlemanne, and other such things themed tyranid army, with a Hive Tyrant named Willy Wonka.
Guilty!
When you wanna be a SPAESS MARIEN!!!
Guilty!
When your favourite vehicle in the world is no taller than about 4 inches, and is made of plastic.
Guilty! (Dreadnought!)
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I have 2000 points of , called the Crimson Leaves.
I will soon be starting WoC, devoted to
I have 500 points of , in blueberry and ice cream (light grey and light blue) flavour. From the fictional world Darkheim.
DarkHound wrote:Stop it you. Core has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by mercenaries and machines. Core, and its consumption of life, has become a well-oiled machine. Core has changed. ID tagged soldiers carry ID tagged weapons, use ID tagged gear. Nanomachines inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control. Information control. Emotion control. Battlefield control. Everything is monitored, and kept under control. Core has changed. The age of deterrence has become the age of control. All in the name of averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction. And he who controls the battlefield, controls history. Core has changed. When the battlefield is under total control, war... becomes routine.
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2010/07/20 17:05:55
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader
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JSK-Fox wrote:When your diet seems to consist of 67% actually food, and 33% paint gathered when you lick your brush...
Guilty!
*Raises eyebrow* Isn't it bad enough that I spend hours in an enclosed space with plastic glue fumes...
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2010/07/20 18:09:00
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
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You think you do drugs becaue of all the superglue fumes you inhale.
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2010/07/20 23:00:15
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Death-Dealing Ultramarine Devastator
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Asherian Command wrote:You immediately think every orc player is out to get you when you buy a land raider.
but we are sir, but we are.
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