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JSK-Fox wrote:When you run around on video games yelling "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!" into your mic.
Guilty!

While your on a killing spree you constantly yell "MAIM! KILL! BURN!" repeatedly until you die.

When playing Capture the Flag or similar gametype, you say "Ve Captoored eht for Kaos!" when you score a point.

when you go to a games club and you accuse people there of not being serious enought about warhammer - guilty

when you day dream about massive 10' x 10' games that don't take a fortnight to complete - guilty

when you have already planned all your Christmas and Birthday presents 6 months in advance, and you don't call them presents, you call them reinforcements - guilty

I'm guilty of the second two you said.
And I know an ork player would be out to get me if I got an LR - my Dad...

You wonder is forge worlds at least have air conditioning when it suddenly gets hot in your house.

When you are Playing MW2 and yor are yelling and Screaming, "FOR THE EMPEROR!" and "THE EMPEROR DEMANDS YOUR DEATHS!" -Guilty

You start thinking of Mechs as Titans.

You start calling machine guns "bolters"

Your maths improves dramatically because you keep adding up points for armies in your head ALL DAY LONG

Corennus wrote:
Your maths improves dramatically because you keep adding up points for armies in your head ALL DAY LONG

guilty

You use the word smite more often than necessary
fantastic

Corennus wrote:
Your maths improves dramatically because you keep adding up points for armies in your head ALL DAY LONG

Looks like you could improve English.
I wish my math grade improved cause of making point lists. Sadly, it hasnt.

When you awaken at 4am sweating with the only thought on your mind being that you need to start a slaanesh army.

epil wrote:When you awaken at 4am sweating with the only thought on your mind being that you need to start a slaanesh army.

I would think it might be another body fluid....

You look at this and think "OMG!! Just a few more steps and we can have chainswords!!!!"

Cambak wrote:
You look at this and think "OMG!! Just a few more steps and we can have chainswords!!!!"

It must happen

Cambak wrote:
You look at this and think "OMG!! Just a few more steps and we can have chainswords!!!!"

I'm waiting for power swords to be honest.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Cambak wrote:
You look at this and think "OMG!! Just a few more steps and we can have chainswords!!!!"

I'm waiting for power swords to be honest.

I'm waiting for force weapons, personally.

Maverick wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Cambak wrote:
You look at this and think "OMG!! Just a few more steps and we can have chainswords!!!!"

I'm waiting for power swords to be honest.

I'm waiting for force weapons, personally.

I'm waiting for wolf claws and thunder hammers to tell the truth.

ChocolateGork wrote:

Maverick wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Cambak wrote:
You look at this and think "OMG!! Just a few more steps and we can have chainswords!!!!"

I'm waiting for power swords to be honest.

I'm waiting for force weapons, personally.

I'm waiting for wolf claws and thunder hammers to tell the truth.

I'm waiting for terminator armor with an assault cannon and power fist myself.

FeistierErmine wrote:

ChocolateGork wrote:

Maverick wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Cambak wrote:
You look at this and think "OMG!! Just a few more steps and we can have chainswords!!!!"

I'm waiting for power swords to be honest.

I'm waiting for force weapons, personally.

I'm waiting for wolf claws and thunder hammers to tell the truth.

I'm waiting for terminator armor with an assault cannon and power fist myself.

I'm now waiting for Titans.

Pelvic Thrusting Emporer Titans you mean?

When you desperately want to replace as much of your body as possible with bionics (Iron Hands Syndrome)

DEATH89 wrote:Pelvic Thrusting Emporer Titans you mean?

Have I converted another Pelvic Thruster to the great cause?

I have long known of Vera, and his compadres, I was delayed getting to the fight painting Ultramarines at my gf's but I'm here now and ready for duty

When, after playing D+D for YEARS, you accidentally use the name Slaanesh of a god you made up, then not wanting to admit you, as the dm messed up, you make her the blood god, just to really screw with anyother 40k members in your crew. Then run a Necromancer NPC named Nurrgle.....

(City guide) "Here is the temple ward of the city. We have a Temple for Pelor, Mielikki, Kord, Ioun, Melora, and our newest edition, Slaanesh....."
(Rogue) "Wait, did you just say Slaanesh?"
(DM thinking) gak gak gak.. uhhh.....
(City Guide) "Why yes, Slaanesh the blood god."
(Rogue) "Wait, ...what?"
(Dm snickers)
(City Guide) "Yes, it's ran by a priest rumored to be a necromancer, and he worships Nurrgle"

Then we had to break cause three of members were laughing so hard mountain dew came out of their noses and one dropped his beef fried rice on the ground... ah good times.

battle Brother Lucifer wrote:You know you play too much Warhammer 40K when a teacher/ other student asks what that 8 pointed star and other 'symbols' in your doodles mean.

guilty... so..so...soooo guilty...


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Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

FeistierErmine wrote:

ChocolateGork wrote:

Maverick wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Cambak wrote:
You look at this and think "OMG!! Just a few more steps and we can have chainswords!!!!"

I'm waiting for power swords to be honest.

I'm waiting for force weapons, personally.

I'm waiting for wolf claws and thunder hammers to tell the truth.

I'm waiting for terminator armor with an assault cannon and power fist myself.

I'm now waiting for Titans.

Just my opinion, but im waiting for tankhammers. When someme stupid enough to make a tankhammer makes it, ill start waiting for virus bombs and ANGRY TITANS WITH POWERFEET!

When you look in the nightsky and hope to emprah you dont see nids tendrils. -so guilty

When you use the word "heresy" as a comeback.

liquidjoshi wrote:When you use the word "heresy" as a comeback.

SOOOOOO GUILTY

Maverick wrote:

liquidjoshi wrote:When you use the word "heresy" as a comeback.

SOOOOOO GUILTY

So guilty as well

Warlordron'swaagh wrote:When, after playing D+D for YEARS, you accidentally use the name Slaanesh of a god you made up, then not wanting to admit you, as the dm messed up, you make her the blood god, just to really screw with anyother 40k members in your crew. Then run a Necromancer NPC named Nurrgle.....

(City guide) "Here is the temple ward of the city. We have a Temple for Pelor, Mielikki, Kord, Ioun, Melora, and our newest edition, Slaanesh....."
(Rogue) "Wait, did you just say Slaanesh?"
(DM thinking) gak gak gak.. uhhh.....
(City Guide) "Why yes, Slaanesh the blood god."
(Rogue) "Wait, ...what?"
(Dm snickers)
(City Guide) "Yes, it's ran by a priest rumored to be a necromancer, and he worships Nurrgle"

Then we had to break cause three of members were laughing so hard mountain dew came out of their noses and one dropped his beef fried rice on the ground... ah good times.

LOL I wanna try this out.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

FeistierErmine wrote:

ChocolateGork wrote:

Maverick wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Cambak wrote:
You look at this and think "OMG!! Just a few more steps and we can have chainswords!!!!"

I'm waiting for power swords to be honest.

I'm waiting for force weapons, personally.

I'm waiting for wolf claws and thunder hammers to tell the truth.

I'm waiting for terminator armor with an assault cannon and power fist myself.

I'm now waiting for Titans.

I'm waiting for the Sisters of Battle. Powered armor Babes I'm in!

liquidjoshi wrote:When you use the word "heresy" as a comeback.

Did this today

Asherian Command wrote:

Maverick wrote:

liquidjoshi wrote:When you use the word "heresy" as a comeback.

SOOOOOO GUILTY

So guilty as well

Warlordron'swaagh wrote:When, after playing D+D for YEARS, you accidentally use the name Slaanesh of a god you made up, then not wanting to admit you, as the dm messed up, you make her the blood god, just to really screw with anyother 40k members in your crew. Then run a Necromancer NPC named Nurrgle.....

(City guide) "Here is the temple ward of the city. We have a Temple for Pelor, Mielikki, Kord, Ioun, Melora, and our newest edition, Slaanesh....."
(Rogue) "Wait, did you just say Slaanesh?"
(DM thinking) gak gak gak.. uhhh.....
(City Guide) "Why yes, Slaanesh the blood god."
(Rogue) "Wait, ...what?"
(Dm snickers)
(City Guide) "Yes, it's ran by a priest rumored to be a necromancer, and he worships Nurrgle"

Then we had to break cause three of members were laughing so hard mountain dew came out of their noses and one dropped his beef fried rice on the ground... ah good times.

LOL I wanna try this out.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

FeistierErmine wrote:

ChocolateGork wrote:

Maverick wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Cambak wrote:
You look at this and think "OMG!! Just a few more steps and we can have chainswords!!!!"

I'm waiting for power swords to be honest.

I'm waiting for force weapons, personally.

I'm waiting for wolf claws and thunder hammers to tell the truth.

I'm waiting for terminator armor with an assault cannon and power fist myself.

I'm now waiting for Titans.

I'm waiting for the Sisters of Battle. Powered armor Babes I'm in!

This is the first time I've been quoted this many times.....

Personally, I'm waiting for the Pelvic Thrusters to stick their head out a wind, so I can cut their heads off, with said Chainsaw Bayonet.

Cambak wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:

Maverick wrote:

liquidjoshi wrote:When you use the word "heresy" as a comeback.

SOOOOOO GUILTY

So guilty as well

Warlordron'swaagh wrote:When, after playing D+D for YEARS, you accidentally use the name Slaanesh of a god you made up, then not wanting to admit you, as the dm messed up, you make her the blood god, just to really screw with anyother 40k members in your crew. Then run a Necromancer NPC named Nurrgle.....

(City guide) "Here is the temple ward of the city. We have a Temple for Pelor, Mielikki, Kord, Ioun, Melora, and our newest edition, Slaanesh....."
(Rogue) "Wait, did you just say Slaanesh?"
(DM thinking) gak gak gak.. uhhh.....
(City Guide) "Why yes, Slaanesh the blood god."
(Rogue) "Wait, ...what?"
(Dm snickers)
(City Guide) "Yes, it's ran by a priest rumored to be a necromancer, and he worships Nurrgle"

Then we had to break cause three of members were laughing so hard mountain dew came out of their noses and one dropped his beef fried rice on the ground... ah good times.

LOL I wanna try this out.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

FeistierErmine wrote:

ChocolateGork wrote:

Maverick wrote:

Golden Eyed Scout wrote:

Cambak wrote:
You look at this and think "OMG!! Just a few more steps and we can have chainswords!!!!"

I'm waiting for power swords to be honest.

I'm waiting for force weapons, personally.

I'm waiting for wolf claws and thunder hammers to tell the truth.

I'm waiting for terminator armor with an assault cannon and power fist myself.

I'm now waiting for Titans.

I'm waiting for the Sisters of Battle. Powered armor Babes I'm in!

This is the first time I've been quoted this many times.....

Personally, I'm waiting for the Pelvic Thrusters to stick their head out a wind, so I can cut their heads off, with said Chainsaw Bayonet.

You are now my new best friend on this site.