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2010/07/23 21:50:38
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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Cambak you dont need chainsaw bayonets what you use are thunderhammers and smite them
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2010/07/23 22:26:56
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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*Bows*
I'm here all year.
When you want to marry a Sister of Battle.
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2010/07/23 22:40:55
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Eqypt has NOTHING on the pyramid on the last page......
After your dog has trampled over your battlefields on the floor, you name her the "Household Pet Monster".
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2010/07/23 22:47:13
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Slarg232 wrote:
After your dog has trampled over your battlefields on the floor, you name her the "Household Pet Monster".
I call my Dog Pippin the God Dog of dog kind.
You refer to chuck norris as the Master of All mankind.
You make your girlfriend wear a Demonette outfit.
You make your girlfriend wear a Sister of Battle Outfit.
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2010/07/23 23:44:59
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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When your mom wants you to buy and build a stompa for her birthday to paint with roses and trees and patterns and faces and more random stuff.
I just did that... she dosent even play and I do NOT collect orks.
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2010/07/23 23:48:31
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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CaragaraPDF wrote:When your mom wants you to buy and build a stompa for her birthday to paint with roses and trees and patterns and feces and more random stuff.
I just did that... she dosent even play and I do NOT collect orks.
Your mom paints stuff with her feces? O.o
That is, without a doubt, the most disturbing thing I've ever heard. And yet... I'm strangely aroused...
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2010/07/23 23:49:05
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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Ok its offical. I can not spell...
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and corected.
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2010/07/24 00:41:19
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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I am not certain whether to blame CaragaraPDF or metallifan for my outburst, but that was darn funny. . .
My coworkers are wondering, but I refuse to explain the laughter coming from my desk.
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"It is not the bullet with your name on it that should worry you, it's the one labeled "To whom it may concern. . ."
DQ:70S++G+++MB+I+Pwhfb06+D++A+++/aWD-R++++T(D)DM+ |
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2010/07/24 02:55:53
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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When you have a Dakka account!
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 "...More Space Marines that you can poke a stick at..."
95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then the Prophet spake:"Frak this, i'm going home."
"Revenge is a dish best served with mayonaise and those little cheesy things on sticks." |
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2010/07/24 06:23:17
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Yellin' Yoof on a Scooter
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Cadet_Commissar_Ludd wrote:You refer to any colours as 'dark angels green' or 'red gore' or 'liche purple' etc...
lol i do that
you start asking yourself what people in horror movies leadership is (What do you think, 3?)
calling phones vox-casters
you can speak like an ork and not know you're doing it.......
Dem umie Gits' keep offrin' me teef to stop talkin' strange but i don' know what dem' blabbin abut' 
Maverick wrote:Maverick Facepalms.
Necrons can't put OTHERS back together...
Fine HE's A COUNTS- AS NECRON LORD WITH A RESSERECTION ORB
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Asherian Command wrote:You immediately think every orc player is out to get you when you buy a land raider.
Ya.....
I believe you're 3rd on my hit list.........
1. Grambo X
2. Andonai X
3. Asherian Command -pending
4. Calgar X
5. All BULLET-MONKEY counts-as people
*just because it's a box doesn't mean it's a 600 ton killing-machine Brissiling with lascannons*
GRAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH  
BLOOD WILL RAIN FROM THE SKIES TAINTING THE INNOCENT AS I STAND UPON A HILL UNHOLY LIGHT PIERCING MY HEART AS I"M LIFTED INTO THE SKY UPON A CHARIOT OF FIRE THE SOULS OF MY UNBORN ENEMIES WILL RISE FROM THE VERY GROUND YOU STAND ON AND DRAG DOWN THOSE OF UNJUST PURPOSE!!!!!!
aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh nice to get that outta' my system......... btw thats only towards people who like put down a cardboard box and count it as a Land Raider
so if you're not one of thos people.... sorry about the Nerd-Rage annnnnnndddddd just go ahead and ignore that 
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- Yes
Just because it's a box doesn't mean it's a 600 ton killing-machine Brissiling with lascannons
GRAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BLOOD WILL RAIN FROM THE SKIES TAINTING THE INNOCENT AS I STAND UPON A HILL UNHOLY LIGHT PIERCING MY HEART AS I"M LIFTED INTO THE SKY UPON A CHARIOT OF FIRE THE SOULS OF MY UNBORN ENEMIES WILL RISE FROM THE VERY GROUND YOU STAND ON AND DRAG DOWN THOSE OF UNJUST PURPOSE!!!!!!
aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh nice to get that outta' my system......... sorry about the Nerd-Rage annnnnnndddddd just go ahead and ignore that 
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2010/07/24 18:32:28
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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raptor8 wrote:Cambak you dont need chainsaw bayonets what you use are thunderhammers and smite them
Much more gory my way.
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Orkeosaurus wrote:But can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
xxmatt85 wrote:Brains for the brain god!
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2010/07/24 18:48:02
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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When you wish the imperial guard had guys wearing leather jackets riding harleys to replace the rough riders.
 I'm talking 'Grease' leather jackets, greased up hair and Brooklyn accents.
If anyone has a Schott Perfecto leather jacket in size Small, would you be willing to sell?
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2010/07/24 21:57:21
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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When you keep having dreams of the emperor uniting earth.
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2010/07/24 23:52:16
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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CaragaraPDF wrote:When you keep having dreams of the emperor uniting earth.
ITS NOT A DREAM! IT WILL HAPPEN!
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/07/25 00:00:35
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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^first the world needs to kill it self several times over beforee that we need to reach the stars we are currently about 21,000 years from that road mark
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2010/07/25 01:00:26
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Yellin' Yoof on a Scooter
CA, USA
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Samus_aran115 wrote:When you wish the imperial guard had guys wearing leather jackets riding harleys to replace the rough riders.
I'm talking 'Grease' leather jackets, greased up hair and Brooklyn accents.
If anyone has a Schott Perfecto leather jacket in size Small, would you be willing to sell?
Meh, You go watch footloose
My Rough riders ride Cyborg high elf saber tooth tigers
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- Yes
Just because it's a box doesn't mean it's a 600 ton killing-machine Brissiling with lascannons
GRAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BLOOD WILL RAIN FROM THE SKIES TAINTING THE INNOCENT AS I STAND UPON A HILL UNHOLY LIGHT PIERCING MY HEART AS I"M LIFTED INTO THE SKY UPON A CHARIOT OF FIRE THE SOULS OF MY UNBORN ENEMIES WILL RISE FROM THE VERY GROUND YOU STAND ON AND DRAG DOWN THOSE OF UNJUST PURPOSE!!!!!!
aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh nice to get that outta' my system......... sorry about the Nerd-Rage annnnnnndddddd just go ahead and ignore that
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2010/07/25 01:11:56
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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raptor8 wrote:^first the world needs to kill it self several times over beforee that we need to reach the stars we are currently about 21,000 years from that road mark
How do you know it hasn't already happened. and that in mere moments Eldar, will become Known to humans and people suddenly get the ability of proper space travel. and the Emperor Rises up, or maybe, we are in the time when a lot of worlds are lost to the Imperium and we are simply lost. We could haev had to start from scratch and just have not been discovered by our Mother Imperium Yet.
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/07/25 01:14:49
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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good point
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2010/07/25 01:19:49
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Stormin' Stompa
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When you play games with demons and think that they look like <insert whatever demon they looked like from 40k>
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2010/07/25 01:46:43
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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raptor8 wrote:good point
 Thank you
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/07/25 01:51:24
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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so all we need is a crusade to come into the solar system
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2010/07/25 01:55:23
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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You make your girlfriend wear in sex the sisters of Battle Outfit.
You make your girlfriend wear a busty Commissar Suit. 
(even i would not do that.)
You make a custom 40k army.
You name a model in your army.
You take time to paint your army.
You have spent more than $200 on this hobby.
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2010/07/25 02:00:58
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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^last one cant be avoided
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2010/07/25 02:03:22
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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My friend only spent $100 dollars on 40k and quit. Most noobs get 500 points. then leave.
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2010/07/25 02:09:16
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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raptor8 wrote:so all we need is a crusade to come into the solar system
*runs outside and stares at sky waiting for the great Crusade*
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/07/25 02:13:52
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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Commissar NIkev wrote:raptor8 wrote:so all we need is a crusade to come into the solar system
*runs outside and stares at sky waiting for the great Crusade*
*jins Nikev and hopes the US doesnt over react to ships coming into orbit prompting them to fire nukes*
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2010/07/25 02:14:03
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Asherian Command wrote:You make your girlfriend wear in sex the sisters of Battle Outfit.
You make your girlfriend wear a busty Commissar Suit.
(even i would not do that.)
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I am saddened that no one else would do it.
I mean, who wouldn't want their girlfriend standing there ready to pu- *ahem* I mean, I am saddened by this. Automatically Appended Next Post: raptor8 wrote:Commissar NIkev wrote:raptor8 wrote:so all we need is a crusade to come into the solar system
*runs outside and stares at sky waiting for the great Crusade*
*jins Nikev and hopes the US doesnt over react to ships coming into orbit prompting them to fire nukes*
Come on.....its the Imperium.....The entire world doesn't have enough Nukes to stop the flow of ships.
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/07/25 02:19:05
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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raptor8 wrote:Commissar NIkev wrote:raptor8 wrote:so all we need is a crusade to come into the solar system
*runs outside and stares at sky waiting for the great Crusade*
*jins Nikev and hopes the US doesnt over react to ships coming into orbit prompting them to fire nukes*
Come on.....its the Imperium.....The entire world doesn't have enough Nukes to stop the flow of ships.
another thing could happen the US fires its nukes into orbit every one else over reacts and fire their nukes at other nations
on topic: you play to much 40k when you hope hat a crusade to come to bring every one int a grimdark universe
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2010/07/25 02:35:30
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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You get diarrhea and pray to Nurgle to let is pass as quick a spossible.
You realise diarrhea is Nurgle's favored disease cause it's smart: It know when your travelling.
Diarrhea: Hey, wanna race home?
You: Oh crap! (very punny!)
That is a race you don't want to lose.
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2010/07/25 02:35:44
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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raptor8 wrote:
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raptor8 wrote:Commissar NIkev wrote:raptor8 wrote:so all we need is a crusade to come into the solar system
*runs outside and stares at sky waiting for the great Crusade*
*jins Nikev and hopes the US doesnt over react to ships coming into orbit prompting them to fire nukes*
Come on.....its the Imperium.....The entire world doesn't have enough Nukes to stop the flow of ships.
another thing could happen the US fires its nukes into orbit every one else over reacts and fire their nukes at other nations
on topic: you play to much 40k when you hope hat a crusade to come to bring every one int a grimdark universe
Dude........actually.....all the Nations would probably be to busy discussing what course of action to take.....its probably the civilians with guns who would be the problem.
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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