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2010/07/25 02:39:29
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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^point taken so what should we to avoid purges afterwards?
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2010/07/25 02:52:37
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Golden Eyed Scout wrote:You get diarrhea and pray to Nurgle to let is pass as quick a spossible.
You realise diarrhea is Nurgle's favored disease cause it's smart: It know when your travelling.
Diarrhea: Hey, wanna race home?
You: Oh crap! (very punny!)
That is a race you don't want to lose.
I remember that comedian XD
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2010/07/25 02:57:15
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Stormin' Stompa
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When you cut your finger but don't try to stop the flow immediately (blood for the Blood God, after all)
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2010/07/25 03:04:42
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Asherian Command wrote:Golden Eyed Scout wrote:You get diarrhea and pray to Nurgle to let is pass as quick a spossible.
You realise diarrhea is Nurgle's favored disease cause it's smart: It know when your travelling.
Diarrhea: Hey, wanna race home?
You: Oh crap! (very punny!)
That is a race you don't want to lose.
I remember that comedian XD
Yup. Can't remember his name for the life of me tho. Still, one funny bastard.
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2010/07/25 03:29:17
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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battle Brother Lucifer wrote:When you cut your finger but don't try to stop the flow immediately (blood for the Blood God, after all)
Or when you cut your self for the blood god...
(Not me)
Omg... Emos are followers of the Blood God!
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2010/07/25 03:30:20
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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raptor8 wrote:^point taken so what should we to avoid purges afterwards?
I take it your asking what should we do to avoid purges after the civilians start shooting at the Emessarys.........well, we fall upon our knees and shout "BLESS THE EMPEROR OF MANKIND!" to which they reply "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"  Automatically Appended Next Post: CaragaraPDF wrote:battle Brother Lucifer wrote:When you cut your finger but don't try to stop the flow immediately (blood for the Blood God, after all)
Or when you cut your self for the blood god...
(Not me)
Omg... Emos are followers of the Blood God!
They are just the really dumb ones because your supposed to get other peoples blood. Obviously pffff
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/07/25 03:36:33
So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/07/25 10:12:01
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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You see 2-pac of coke and you call it twinlinked.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/07/25 10:14:11
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2010/07/25 14:52:16
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Xenon wrote:You see 2-pac of coke and you call it twinlinked.
They have 2-pacs?
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/07/25 14:53:39
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Stormin' Stompa
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Commissar NIkev wrote:raptor8 wrote:^point taken so what should we to avoid purges afterwards?
I take it your asking what should we do to avoid purges after the civilians start shooting at the Emessarys.........well, we fall upon our knees and shout "BLESS THE EMPEROR OF MANKIND!" to which they reply "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"
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CaragaraPDF wrote:battle Brother Lucifer wrote:When you cut your finger but don't try to stop the flow immediately (blood for the Blood God, after all)
Or when you cut your self for the blood god...
(Not me)
Omg... Emos are followers of the Blood God!
They are just the really dumb ones because your supposed to get other peoples blood. Obviously pffff
The Blood God does not care from where blood flows, so long as it flows
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2010/07/25 15:15:41
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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Commissar NIkev wrote:Xenon wrote:You see 2-pac of coke and you call it twinlinked.
They have 2-pacs?
Yeah at least in Finland. It includes two 1,5L bottles of Coke. But that can be applied to like anything. For example twix chocobar is twinlinked too. When you've played too much 40k every two of anything counts as twinlinked. 
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2010/07/25 15:34:24
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/07/26 02:09:36
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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You know you play too much 40k when you make jokes about sex with daemonettes, because you know all too well that you can't get human women xD
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Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/07/26 03:10:46
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Maverick wrote:You know you play too much 40k when you make jokes about sex with daemonettes, because you know all too well that you can't get human women xD
I pray to the Emperor that nobody does this
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/07/26 06:28:24
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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You know when you play too much 40K when you spend time thinking about "You know when you play too much 40K when...."
1: When you watch terminator and think of necrons.
2:When you wish you had a hive tyrant's head mounted above your mantel.
3:When you see the Omega Letter and think, "Ultramarines"
4:When you pray to the Emperor at dinner.
5:When you said, "By the Emperor!" under your breath when you saw something kick ass.
6:when you want a Power sword.
7:When you want to make a real "Fortress of Redemption" for a zombie survival house.
8:when you see a zombie and say, "  You Nurgle"
9:When you have a deam of going to mars and starting a tech cult.
10:When you have friends on XBox LIVE that you got into 40k.
11:When you spend the time posting/reading this.
12:When you want to get a bionic arm.
13:When you want to get a bionic eye, With a laser in it. (Like Commissar Yarrick)
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2010/07/26 13:09:43
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Stormin' Stompa
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When you want to use necrons for your SM terminators
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2010/07/26 18:39:51
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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Commissar NIkev wrote:Maverick wrote:You know you play too much 40k when you make jokes about sex with daemonettes, because you know all too well that you can't get human women xD
I pray to the Emperor that nobody does this
I am proud to say that I am not, nor have encountered, this particular human being. But they must exist, somewhere. Seriously.
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Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/07/27 03:38:59
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Maverick wrote:Commissar NIkev wrote:Maverick wrote:You know you play too much 40k when you make jokes about sex with daemonettes, because you know all too well that you can't get human women xD
I pray to the Emperor that nobody does this
I am proud to say that I am not, nor have encountered, this particular human being. But they must exist, somewhere. Seriously.
Well! I can now pose as a Commissar! So I propose that we start a pitiful damonette joking human search! all in favor say AYE!!!!!!!!!
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/07/27 05:10:40
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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CaragaraPDF wrote:You know when you play too much 40K when you spend time thinking about "You know when you play too much 40K when...."
1: When you watch terminator and think of necrons.
2:When you wish you had a hive tyrant's head mounted above your mantel.
3:When you see the Omega Letter and think, "Ultramarines"
4:When you pray to the Emperor at dinner.
5:When you said, "By the Emperor!" under your breath when you saw something kick ass.
6:when you want a Power sword.
7:When you want to make a real "Fortress of Redemption" for a zombie survival house.
8:when you see a zombie and say, " You Nurgle"
9:When you have a deam of going to mars and starting a tech cult.
10:When you have friends on XBox LIVE that you got into 40k.
11:When you spend the time posting/reading this.
12:When you want to get a bionic arm.
13:When you want to get a bionic eye, With a laser in it. (Like Commissar Yarrick)
1)guilty
6)guilty
9)guilty
11)guilty
13)guilty
14)when you want a sentinel
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2010/07/27 06:47:19
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Stalwart Ultramarine Tactical Marine
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when you apply str and toughness values to weopons and people in MW2, and Ld values to the ones you play with on a daily basis.
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2010/07/27 09:29:31
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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when you are parking car to somewhere and you call it deployment.
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2010/07/27 12:48:59
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Umber Guard
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Xenon wrote:when you are parking car to somewhere and you call it deployment.
Or when you deepstrike your car ...
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Lord Scythican wrote:
You know what is worse than not getting jokes?
The Holocaust.
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2010/07/27 12:55:17
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Stormin' Stompa
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When you offer your friend to make them a shrine of the God-Emperor. Then think to make one for yourself.
Guilty
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2010/07/27 21:28:59
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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vleermie wrote:Xenon wrote:when you are parking car to somewhere and you call it deployment.
Or when you deepstrike your car ...
When you look at the A-team commercial and think "Why are they deep striking that Predator? (closest thing in 40k that it resembles)"
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Orkeosaurus wrote:But can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
xxmatt85 wrote:Brains for the brain god!
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2010/07/28 09:02:25
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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CaragaraPDF wrote:
5:When you said, "By the Emperor!" under your breath when you saw something kick ass.
9:When you have a dream of going to mars and starting a tech cult.
Guilty
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Fate is in heaven, armor is on the chest, accomplishment is in the feet. - Nagao Kagetora
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2010/07/29 06:45:39
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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brandon noble wrote:when you apply str and toughness values to weopons and people in MW2, and Ld values to the ones you play with on a daily basis.
I seem to have a save of 6 in that game. I was killed 54 times with 39 kills not to long ago. Thoe my Ld is 10... i do not run. 90% of the time.
My Buddy FiFi... He saves on 2+ but his Ld is 2. if he dies three times he quits.
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2010/07/29 09:15:58
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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when your working as a mechanic and think the reason your doing this is because your a techmarine or a servitor
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 Did i give you an order to die soldier! get back up and keep fighting or i will kill you a second time!!!!
When a Commissar Meets a Guardsmen this happens... + =  |
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2010/07/29 21:42:07
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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When you have a vanity plate made that reads TMPLAR and have the black templar cross painted onto your car
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W/D/L/ A(a= Annihilated beyond doubt)
Orks =44/2/9/2 15k+ pts (assembled/broken)
Black Templar= 4/1/2/1 3k 2k pts (assembled)
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2010/07/29 22:54:08
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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Warlordron'swaagh wrote:When you have a vanity plate made that reads TMPLAR and have the black templar cross painted onto your car
Please tell me this isn't you.
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Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/07/29 22:56:00
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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I could imagine that. Happening a Guy in a car. Speeding with a lascannon on top. And it is called the RAZOBACK
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2010/07/29 23:13:12
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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Asherian Command wrote:I could imagine that. Happening a Guy in a car. Speeding with a lascannon on top. And it is called the RAZOBACK
It'd have to be a people carrier, so it could hold six people + crew xD
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Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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