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2010/07/29 23:26:22
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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lol.....
Well anyway.
You know if you play too much when you....
For your Facebook account you label your job as Inquisitor.
And for Bio. you mention warhammer 40k more than once.
You are waiting *patiently* for Ultramarines movie.
When you see the Signal for a Crusader. You Think OMG HES A BLACK TEMPLAR! *guilty*
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2010/08/01 19:17:11
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Battleship Captain
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Maverick wrote:Asherian Command wrote:I could imagine that. Happening a Guy in a car. Speeding with a lascannon on top. And it is called the RAZOBACK
It'd have to be a people carrier, so it could hold six people + crew xD
Gentlemen, i give you... the MiniVan.
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2010/08/01 19:56:53
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Stormin' Stompa
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Asherian Command wrote:lol.....
And for Bio. you mention warhammer 40k more than once.
In my bio class I brought in some of my marines b/c my teacher wanted to know what I did on the weekend, and I had to explain about 40k for like 10 minutes 
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2010/08/01 20:33:15
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot
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When you get injured you find a die to see if you pass your FNP save
You spend all your free time calculating point values for your new army
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/08/01 20:33:45
40k:
 Pre-Heresy Space Wolves - 8000+
 Deathwing - 1500 pts (Sold)
 Mech Blood Angels - 1500 pts(Sold)
Warmahordes:
 Khador - ~100 pts
 Cryx - 35 pts |
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2010/08/02 02:52:03
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Stealthy Dark Angels Scout with Shotgun
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You can write an entire army list in you head with no codex or calculators. And get everything right.
Guilty.
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2010/08/02 05:03:11
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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omgnowaiii wrote:You can write an entire army list in you head with no codex or calculators. And get everything right.
Guilty.
Lucky... I cant add 15 points and 32 points without a calculator.
But hey, i'm Blond.
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2010/08/02 05:44:43
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Impassive Inquisitorial Interrogator
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Your docs put you on heroin to ween you off your miniature habit
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2010/08/02 09:15:31
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Fresh-Faced New User
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You end your prayers at church with "For the Emperor!"
DEUS VULT wrote:Your docs put you on heroin to ween you off your miniature habit
I love it.
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2010/08/02 13:59:56
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Sneaky Striking Scorpion
Minneapolis
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You can write an entire army list in you head with no codex or calculators. And get everything right.
You are annoyed that, though you could once do so with your Eldar, you are having more trouble with Tau.
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2010/08/03 02:58:36
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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You you never been to Oktoberfest, But you Did go to Orktoberfest.
Guilty
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2010/08/03 03:02:30
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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CaragaraPDF wrote:You you never been to Oktoberfest, But you Did go to Orktoberfest.
Guilty
When I caught this.....I couldn't help but chuckle. 
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/08/03 15:49:02
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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CaragaraPDF wrote:You you never been to Oktoberfest, But you Did go to Orktoberfest.
Guilty
Not guilty. I've been to oktoberfest (Emperor protects.... so many women and beer in the one place...) and NOT orktoberfest
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 Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/08/03 16:14:36
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Napoleonics Obsesser
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When you think tzeetch is controlling you because you like purple things.
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If only ZUN!bar were here... |
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2010/08/04 19:07:45
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Bounding Black Templar Assault Marine
Rhode Island
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Maverick wrote:Warlordron'swaagh wrote:When you have a vanity plate made that reads TMPLAR and have the black templar cross painted onto your car
Please tell me this isn't you.
I cannot tell a lie....the paintjob happens monday....
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W/D/L/ A(a= Annihilated beyond doubt)
Orks =44/2/9/2 15k+ pts (assembled/broken)
Black Templar= 4/1/2/1 3k 2k pts (assembled)
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2010/08/04 22:15:39
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Guardsman with Flashlight
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You're packing to move and your miniatures are better protected than the china you were given as a wedding gift.
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2010/08/05 00:28:15
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Stalwart Ultramarine Tactical Marine
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when a riot shield is you SS and a revolver is your TH
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2010/08/05 04:25:21
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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When you Play MW2 and think of your MG as a Heavy Bolter, and you yell FOR THE EMPEROR into your mic.
Guilty
When you want a company of imperial guardsmen to boss around.
Guilty
It is no longer, First Base, Second Base, Third Base, and Home run. It is, Deep Strike, Shooting Faze, Assault Faze, and Pile in. 
Guilty
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2010/08/05 04:29:41
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Stalwart Ultramarine Tactical Marine
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Maverick wrote:CaragaraPDF wrote:You you never been to Oktoberfest, But you Did go to Orktoberfest.
Guilty
Not guilty. I've been to oktoberfest (Emperor protects.... so many women and beer in the one place...) and NOT orktoberfest
Giggity!
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2010/08/05 12:18:24
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Fighter Pilot
PELVIC THRUSTING at your six.
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brandon noble wrote:Maverick wrote:CaragaraPDF wrote:You you never been to Oktoberfest, But you Did go to Orktoberfest.
Guilty
Not guilty. I've been to oktoberfest (Emperor protects.... so many women and beer in the one place...) and NOT orktoberfest
Giggity!
Indeed, Sir Quagmire!
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Death From Above. Elysians T.I.D.
Prophecy foretells of a warlord who will destroy all opposition. He will make the websites run red with the pixels of the non-believers! If you support the pelvic thrusting movement, copy and paste this into your sig.
DR:90--S++G++M+B+I--Pw40k02/re#+D+A++/areWD100R++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/08/05 13:09:07
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Stalwart Ultramarine Tactical Marine
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When being wasted is merely the Emperor's Blessing. The Hangover later is His way of "Watch your ale."
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2010/08/07 05:19:11
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Battleship Captain
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You smoke lho sticks, not pot.
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2010/08/07 07:25:47
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Dakka Veteran
Arkahm
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When you see a nun, and ask her were her meltagun is. (not guilty, but willing to try it)
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Orkeosaurus wrote:But can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
xxmatt85 wrote:Brains for the brain god!
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2010/08/07 08:14:22
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Spawn of Chaos
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omgnowaiii wrote:You can write an entire army list in you head with no codex or calculators. And get everything right.
Guilty.
I can do it without a calculator, and I think my fiance can do it without a codex. Does it count if you use another person as your calculator?
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The Starcrossed Legion (link to blog)    2000+
GENERATION 9: The first time you see this, copy and paste it into your sig and add 1 to the number after generation. Consider it a social experiment
DR:90SGMB++I+Pw40k08#-D+A+/sWD-R+++T(Ot)DM+
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2010/08/07 18:36:14
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Calculating Commissar
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Cambak wrote:When you see a nun, and ask her were her meltagun is. (not guilty, but willing to try it)
Do it, and post the results.
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2010/08/07 18:55:46
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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When you see a nun, ask her where her meltagun is, and she says "In my other set of robes, now burn you heretic!
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Got 40k Rules Question? Send an e-mail to Gwar! for your Confidential Rules Queries.
Please do not PM me unless really necessary. I much prefer e-mail.
Need it Answered RIGHT NOW!? Ring me on Skype: "gwar.the.trolle"
Looking to play some Vassal? Ring me for a game!
Download The Unofficial FAQs by Gwar! here! (Dark Eldar Draft FAQ v1.0 released 04/Nov/2010! Download it before the Pandas eat it all!) |
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2010/08/08 16:41:18
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Stormin' Stompa
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Gwar! wrote:When you see a nun, ask her where her meltagun is, and she says "In my other set of robes, now burn you heretic!
Or 'In my car," and proceeds to get her full-scale meltagun she entered for GD.
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2010/08/11 14:26:56
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
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When your wife asks you 'if the house burns down what will you grab' and you have a mental debate whether its your Citadel mini cases or the photos
You finish a tournament and immediately start planning for the next
You have lots of minatures painted because your preferred army list chances so often and you get fired up to paint the current 'final' army list
You have scheduled painting times that no one interrupts
You start to feel like you know people of Dakka by their posts alone
You love debating why your army codex has been treated unfairly
NOTHING is better than when you have that game where the dice all go your way - then you get a little sad knowing 'that was THAT game' and you know your now up for multiple bad dice games
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Aurora SMs in 5th Ed (18 wins, 3 draws, 13 losses)
1st in Lords of Terra Open (Sydney) 2012
Aurora SMs in 6th Ed (3 wins, 0 draws, 5 losses))
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2010/08/11 15:42:18
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Napoleonics Obsesser
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You argue with your friends that chaos cannot possibly be destroyed, but they insist that the imperium could destroy it, so you get into a fight and end up cutting an eight pointed star into the gaming table with your finger nail. I've gotta take a picture of it. It's my table, btw....
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2010/08/11 15:42:35
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Lord of the Fleet
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Loricatus Aurora wrote:When your wife asks you 'if the house burns down what will you grab' and you have a mental debate whether its your Citadel mini cases or the photos
If your minis are among the other items that will automatically be ejected from the burning building in a hardened, fireproof, foam filled safe...
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Fate is in heaven, armor is on the chest, accomplishment is in the feet. - Nagao Kagetora
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2010/08/11 21:21:21
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Gimlet-Eyed Inquisitorial Acolyte
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You are crushed when having been asked for gamesday activities by a store manager your idea of Gorkalectric is laughed down. 
You remember when the new store guy first started playing.
The newspaper covering your painting desk is over ten years old.
When more than half the crap in your bedroom comes from gw.
You spend more than 30 secs trying to come up with witty answers for this thread. (......guilty)
(Gorkalectric was my idea for mounting gorkamorka models on scalextric chassis and racing around a large space hulk model  )
And yes it still stings.....sob.
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 5000pts Order of the Bloody Rose
 2000pts Cadian.
 5000pts.
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Caragara Planetary Defense Force 