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2010/08/11 22:00:18
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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you have a vault filled with protection for your minitatures.
You mistake a nun for a sister of battle.
You yell in class when a teacher tells you to do something you respond. "BY THE EMPEROR IT SHALL BE SO!"
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2010/08/11 23:57:45
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Grey Knight Purgator firing around corners
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When you wonder what the armour save of Kevlar would be.
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2010/08/12 00:17:32
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Stormin' Stompa
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When you don't want this thread to die
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2010/08/12 01:37:46
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Stalwart Skittari
Behind you
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When you wonder how much wood could a choppa could chuck wood?
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2010/08/12 04:02:12
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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The Imperator wrote:When you wonder how much wood could a choppa could chuck wood?
you said it wrong.
How much wood could a choppa chop if a choppa could chop wood.
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/08/12 06:16:59
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Opportunist
Supplicating in front of the SPAM god. (sound dirty doesn't it?)
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Commissar NIkev wrote:The Imperator wrote:When you wonder how much wood could a choppa could chuck wood?
you said it wrong.
How much wood could a choppa chop if a choppa could chop wood.
I believe it is: How much wood could a wood choppa chop if a wood choppa could chop wood?
Although a wood choppa would probably just be a normal choppa that's a bit dull.
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highbattalion.com/commandments.htm
check it out
"At least when you are up against the servants of Khorne you can always count on them to run straight at you." - Commissar Caiphas Cain
Glorius is the mighty SPAM god and the lesser god Pork. May they forever shine bacon and BBQ down upon us! -Emperors Faithful
SPAM FOR THE SPAM GOD!!!!! JAM FOR THE JAM THRONE!!!!!!! -codemonkey |
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2010/08/12 12:27:11
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Superior Stormvermin
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when the police arive to investigate a missing persons report and you chase them down the street screaming blood for the blood god
guiltty
Automatically Appended Next Post:
jesus this thred has been going since 08
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/08/12 13:25:24
del'Vhar wrote:Snikkyd wrote:Do you know why everyone keeps saying your 12 years old( or something to that effect)? Because everytime they say the joke was stupid, you get all pissed. Seriously, you know that joke was annoying and would provoke many people.
also his profile says he's 12 
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2010/08/12 14:54:39
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Stormin' Stompa
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When you are bringing your 'dexes and calculator on your plane trip later today to make army lists.
Guilty.
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2010/08/12 16:07:08
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
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warboss spinetwizta wrote:when the police arive to investigate a missing persons report and you chase them down the street screaming blood for the blood god
guiltty
please enlighten me on how this ended.
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2010/08/12 16:09:32
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Superior Stormvermin
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tazers and 2 nights in juvie
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del'Vhar wrote:Snikkyd wrote:Do you know why everyone keeps saying your 12 years old( or something to that effect)? Because everytime they say the joke was stupid, you get all pissed. Seriously, you know that joke was annoying and would provoke many people.
also his profile says he's 12
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2010/08/12 16:13:23
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Stormin' Stompa
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When you think getting tazered is worth the risk of running at cops yelling "Blood for the Blood God!"
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2010/08/12 21:14:03
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Adolescent Youth on Ultramar
North Carolina
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When jumping out of the airplane in Army Airborne School you yell "for the Emperor"---guilty
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2010/08/13 03:13:44
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Hellacious Havoc
Lost somewhere in the Face of Terror.
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battle Brother Lucifer wrote:When you think getting tazered is worth the risk of running at cops yelling "Blood for the Blood God!"
It truly is, though.
When assembling minis, you seriously need to prevent yourself from yelling GLUE FOR THE GLUE GOD! RESIN FOR THE RESIN THRONE!
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 Brother Heinrich wrote:Many of us devoted to the dark gods eagerly await the 'Legion Book' that will allow us to once again live up to our respective names, but sadly for now we all have to suffice for just being vanilla space pirates.
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2010/08/13 20:16:29
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
Edinburgh.
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When your standard goodbye is "The emperor protects" matched with the sign of the aquilla. Ah the number of girls who have asked what that means... 
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All Between 750 and 3000 points: Nids, BA, Imperial Guard, Space Wolves, Orks, CSM, Tau, Ogres, Vampire Counts, Daemons, Skaven, Empire.
DR:90S++G++M+B--IPw40k01+D++A+++/eWD340R+++T(F)DM++
"When the going gets rough the sensible conceal themselves behind large pieces of furniture." |
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2010/08/13 20:57:04
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Superior Stormvermin
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When assembling minis, you seriously need to prevent yourself from yelling GLUE FOR THE GLUE GOD! RESIN FOR THE RESIN THRONE!
wait resin is made of ground up skulls i never knew that
also when you post in a thred thats been going for 2 years
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del'Vhar wrote:Snikkyd wrote:Do you know why everyone keeps saying your 12 years old( or something to that effect)? Because everytime they say the joke was stupid, you get all pissed. Seriously, you know that joke was annoying and would provoke many people.
also his profile says he's 12
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2010/08/14 02:57:17
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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You actually have read all 79 pages. with 6 caffine shakes.....
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2010/08/14 03:14:18
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Fighter Pilot
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When you ask the Used car dealer about the price of HK missiles on a Camry
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2010/08/14 03:16:16
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Huge Bone Giant
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When you only have to read less than. . .5 of these per "skip to first unread"
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"It is not the bullet with your name on it that should worry you, it's the one labeled "To whom it may concern. . ."
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2010/08/14 04:06:46
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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When at a bakery you yell "BREAD FOR THE BREAD GOD, YEAST FOR THE THRONE OF SCONES!"
Guilty.
I can't ever go into that bakery again.
They look at me all funny.
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2010/08/14 04:51:12
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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XD.
When at a gorcery store. you Immediately yell "POP FOR THE POP GOD! CAFFINE FOR THE THRONE OF DEW!" I've actually done that. I'm not allowed there by county law. too bad it was in California hehehehehehe
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2010/08/14 05:02:20
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Drop Trooper with Demo Charge
Pennsylvannia
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While, at work, you keep a list of people to add to the skull throne.
Damn you the service industry, see what you have done to me.
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Good to be back!
2500pts of Imperial's ready to fight
750-1000pts of Nids WIP |
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2010/08/14 17:52:40
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Sneaky Striking Scorpion
Minneapolis
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When you are bringing your 'dexes and calculator on your plane trip later today to make army lists.
When you don't bring your 'dexes and calculator an your plane trip (followed by El trip) and make army lists anyway.
3 days ago, actually managed something I think I'd like.
Also, you read the acronym DIBS, and think
"needs a few additions/rearranges, but could be 'orks is Da Biggest and da Strongest'" And you aren't an Ork player.
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2010/08/14 17:59:36
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
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When at the clothing store, ask what sizes power armor comes in!
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2010/08/14 21:46:15
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Stalwart Skittari
Behind you
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when you have nightmares about the horrors you could unleash if you had the cupboard from indian in the cupboard
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2010/08/15 01:01:37
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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The Imperator wrote:when you have nightmares about the horrors you could unleash if you had the cupboard from indian in the cupboard
THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Forget Dogs, TITANS are the new Mans-Best-Friend!!!!!!
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/08/15 09:39:45
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Opportunist
Supplicating in front of the SPAM god. (sound dirty doesn't it?)
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When eating chicken, you think "Huh, tastes like Kroot...".
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highbattalion.com/commandments.htm
check it out
"At least when you are up against the servants of Khorne you can always count on them to run straight at you." - Commissar Caiphas Cain
Glorius is the mighty SPAM god and the lesser god Pork. May they forever shine bacon and BBQ down upon us! -Emperors Faithful
SPAM FOR THE SPAM GOD!!!!! JAM FOR THE JAM THRONE!!!!!!! -codemonkey |
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2010/08/15 14:00:46
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Sybarite Swinging an Agonizer
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When you can recite the tale of the Black and White Spacemarine on a black and white bike
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"There are five possible operations for any army. If you can fight, fight; if you cannot fight, defend; if you cannot defend, flee; if you cannot flee, surrender; if you cannot surrender, die. " Sima Yi
DS:90SGM+B--IPw40k09#+D++A+++/sWD-R+T(S)DM+
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2010/08/15 16:17:37
Subject: Re:You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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Anidem wrote:When you can recite the tale of the Black and White Spacemarine on a black and white bike
DING DING DING
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE A WINNER!!
Actually, I know half the story, although I cant remember the final test he had to pass.
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2010/08/15 16:48:23
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Sword-Bearing Inquisitorial Crusader
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don't anyone dare post it... just don't or I will personally decapitate them
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2010/08/15 16:51:30
Subject: You know when you play too much 40K when....
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Sybarite Swinging an Agonizer
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I wont post it but
trial 1 was the dragon, 2 was the mountain, 3 was the pool of acid right outside the castle
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"There are five possible operations for any army. If you can fight, fight; if you cannot fight, defend; if you cannot defend, flee; if you cannot flee, surrender; if you cannot surrender, die. " Sima Yi
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