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That's a bit odd. Is he capable of passively jumping timestates? Perhaps he is replacing himself with alternate-state version of himself...

Perhaps. He is public enemy #1 now

[Ventures out in search of breakfast] [Creeps past Tau]

*walks after B.C*

[Tiptoes back out of kitchen with large tray of French toast] [Scurries back to tank]

[Shares food out] I don't really understand how much French toast is too much French toast.

OOC: Ridiculous(102( fever again, so I'm delirious (sort of). Excuse any weir gak I post

*takes some French toast*
Nice

Ooc: Get well soon! Being ill is no fun. Hope you don't miss too much stuff you were looking forward to.

[Wanders out of tank] [Looks around at quiet room]
[Sets up bouncy castle in the corner running off the tank's engine, and fills it with balls] [Remembers to invite small child and Daemonette before diving in backwards]

*wakes up from nap*
*sees bouncy castle*
Interesting..... What is this contraption?
*jumps into the surprisingly strong bouncy castle*
This is so much fun!

*beams down*

Been a while since I've been here...how are things going?

*sees bouncyhouse* Ooh! I love these things! *starts jumping*

Not badly, though apparently I'm a dad now. I think that means I have to wear sandals and tell awful jokes.

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
Not badly, though apparently I'm a dad now. I think that means I have to wear sandals and tell awful jokes.

Who's the kid?

*Watches the Daemonette bounce*

That looks like it would hurt like Ho'or-ata-t'chel.

*Places pads over hooves and slides onto the bounce-house while battlesuits hunt down and exterminate Orks*

*points to kimmy*
Her. Don't ask how though, we don't exactly know

*To War Kitten* what does Kimmy do?

Well. She acts adorable, occasionally practices her psychic powers on us and is usually no more than 10 feet away from B.C at all times

*door opens and several Inquisitors walk in, tase me and drag me out of the room*
*different door opens and the Ultramarine walks back in*
Hello! What did I miss?
Ooh a bouncy castle!

I just got here.

*bounces in the bouncy castle*

Hey Kimmy! Want to bounce with us?

*Does a flip and slides down a wall*

Hello, Ultramarine.

Oh hi there Farsight, how are the Enclaves doing?
*casually begins examining combat blade*

Pretty well, we just negotiated with the- *Flickers like a hologram* -Seventh Cadre of the- *Solidity is restored*

I mean, we just got a few new Riptides, and colonized a new moon!

[Hops out of bouncy castle and wobbles over to sofa] M'either getting old, or bouncy castles are getting bouncier. [Watches Daemonette do a neat summersault and land back in the castle]
You have no idea how hard it was to find a Slaanesh proof and Astartes proof castle.

BC, where's Kimmy?

Right here
*points back at Kimmy who is sitting on top of my backpack again*
She seems to like my backpack for some reason

*stands up and looks around*

My, things have changed around here.

I think it's the warmth. A bit like cats and radiators. Or that it's high up. Maybe she's part squirrel.

[Long stare from Kimmy]

You know I'm not very good at biology. I had a hand grenade installed as part of my brain for a while, and my liver had teeth...
[Scratches head] I'm starting to wonder if it's because Co'tor cloned me in a rush, or he just thought that would be a useful feature.
This room does seem to have a funny effect on Tau.

Your liver had teeth? *shakes his head* I will never understand that Tau. Anyway, I think she likes the height, I'm just concerned that she doesn't care that she's basically sitting on top of a fission reactor and is carefree. *Kimmy shrugs*
Oh well, it's fine though, I appreciate the company.
*Kimmy pats me on the head*

That sounds above expectations for Tau cloning tech. There is a reason we make engrams instead of cloning people.

*Shudders slightly*

Wait. Funny effect on Tau?

*pulls out a screwdriver and starts fiddling with vents*

Don't mind me, I'm just checking to see if this 'funny effect' is coming from the air.