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**Buttery Commissar**

[Sits cross legged on the floor and plays cards with the Butter Tank and Kimmy] Glad to see you feeling more yourself, Blackjack. Folks here are certainly keen on literally changing their minds.
[Kimmy wins the round] Go Fish is a lot faster when one of the players is psychic.

**War Kitten**

*sits down on the floor with BC and Kimmy*
*takes a hand of cards*
Few can beat an Ultramarine at Go Fish, let us begin
*begins to play*

**Co'tor Shas**

Oh, yes, have something for you!
It's..
*rummages in pockets*
..around here...
*rummages some more*
...AHA!

*pulls out an intricate medallion made of silvery loops and spheres all rotating around each other in a complex pattern without touching Some seem to even go through each other, but at the same time, so contact occurred*

It appears to my psychic, at at least technologically advanced beyond my understanding. I thought she might like it, it's very pretty.
*hands it to BC*

OOC: I'm now both the robot girl, and my original earth caste tau Just look out for blue, that's the robot girl doing stuff

**Buttery Commissar**

Ooh! [Holds it out to Kimmy] [She takes it without using her hands, and sits rotating it in the air in front of her, fascinated]

I thinks she likes it. [Kimmy nods without taking her eyes off the medallion]

Bored. [Throws cards over shoulder]

Oh hey, you're back then. [Looks cross and starts picking up cards]

Yeah, ran out of videos to watch on that particular subject. [Drops cards again once they're all gathered up]

**War Kitten**

Go back to watching videos Perron. I'd hate to have to blow your arm off again. *unstraps bolt pistol*
We're trying to play cards here. Kimmy? *she looks up*
It's your turn
*she nods and goes back to the game*

**Verviedi**

Mind if I join in the next round? I'm interested in what would happen if my situation/outcome processing interacted with psychic precog.

**Co'tor Shas**

I think it may may be fourth dimensional, or possibly even fifth. It hurts my brain when I look at it for too long.

**Buttery Commissar**

...I've only got one arm left. [Winces]

... Now I remember. You spawned this? [Crouches and examines the child] With that? [Gestures to below the belt]

Do you always have to be so crass? [Sits down and rejoins game]

**War Kitten**

*deals out a new hand of cards to everyone*
So Kimmy is your daughter?
*looks at her, then at BC*
She must look like her mother. Whoever that is.

**Verviedi**

He said something about the Inquisition taking samples from him and bringing them to a top-secret facility.

**War Kitten**

Yep that sounds just like the Inquisition.
*shuffles some cards*
Your turn Farsight

**Verviedi**

Go... Fish?

Why do the fish on the cards look like Tau?

*Begins to play*

**Buttery Commissar**

Actually I don't remember that ever being a thing, considering we're sterilised at a pretty young age in the Commissariat.
In some sectors its voluntary. Mine was somewhat more radical.

[Shrugs] The important thing is she's wanted.

**Verviedi**

OOC: Sorry, misattributed quote. WK was the one who said that.

**War Kitten**

OOC: Sorry if that was confusing. I wanted to keep things interesting in the Avatar Room, so I figured why not some scandal?

**Buttery Commissar**

Ooc: BC isn't disagreeing with the idea, just sort of highlighting how involuntary most of the Commissariat process is.

**2BlackJack1**

*absent-mindedly builds a card house with his hand of cards*

Now, I'm not familiar with this game. How much are we betting?

**War Kitten**

*reaches into a belt pouch and pulls out a giant gold bar*
Found this in the serf's quarters a few days ago, was thinking about using it as a paper weight, but I'll use it here.
*sets it down as his bet*

**2BlackJack1**

Hmm, I don't have any money on me. Wey-Yu didn't see the need of giving an android any currency. I do have this, though.

*pulls out an origami unicorn*

Will this work?

**Verviedi**

OOC: It's all right. I was trying to expand the scandal.

**Buttery Commissar**

[Kimmy concentrates and then points at BC]
Y-you can't bet me. I'm not a currency. [Kimmy folds arms and levitates BC] Fine, fine. You better win though.

[Rummages through pockets and produces a solid gold bolt pistol shell with a medal ribbon attached] I bet this thing.
I don't really want it back.

**War Kitten**

*shuffles the cards again and deals everyone a hand*
Let us begin.
BC, do you have any 3's?

**Verviedi**

*Pulls a small, polished piece of jet black stone out of pocket*

Chipped from the ground of Arthas Moloch. I am ready.

**Co'tor Shas**

A game of chance played for valuables, eh?
*rummages in coat and pulls out several glowing orbs of unknown origin, and a small sealed tank containing some sort of spiny aquatic creature*

**Buttery Commissar**

[Looks at hand] Go uh, fish.

[Kimmy starts holding up fingers and pointing behind BC] [Turns head] ... [Facepalms]

**War Kitten**

I say again, do you have any 3's...... Benny?
*stares intensely at BC*

**Buttery Commissar**

..? No.

[Swats Kimmy's hands] Stop telling people what I do have.

**Co'tor Shas**

Does anybody have....

*squints at card*

Some sort of fish with legs?

**War Kitten**

*takes the 3's from BC*
Go Fish Co'tor

**Verviedi**

You mean a two?

*Hands a two to Co'tor*

Does anybody have an-

*Cocks head to the side*

Eleven?