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2011/05/19 11:27:01
Subject: Re:Half of the New testament... Forged?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Frazzled wrote:rodgers37 wrote:Where has Frazzled gone, he can't have anything better to do at this time can he?
What time is it in America?
Sorry I was busy getting my ass kicked in EPIC and driving back home in my CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT. Luckily I called Matt Ward and YES I CAN IN FACT DEEPSTRIKE my CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT! He even gave me a draft of the new 6xth Edition New Testament. Wow, in this addition the Apostle Timothy is a hand to hand beast. Plus if you take him as a special character all your troops can arrive via deepstrik in CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORTs!
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2011/05/19 11:32:26
Subject: Half of the New testament... Forged?
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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SilverMK2 wrote:He is in the state of Texas. Sitting on his lawn taking pot shots at anyone who comes close to the sacred green grass of home, letting slip the dogs of war
Its a gift I have. Automatically Appended Next Post: purplefood wrote:SilverMK2 wrote:He is in the state of Texas. Sitting on his lawn taking pot shots at anyone who comes close to the sacred green grass of home, letting slip the dogs of war
I didn't know Texas had grass...
I always thought it was just a pretty big desert with some cities...
And oil wells and hurricanes and jackalopes and Comanches. Thats why we drove pickups until we found out about the CRASSUS ARMORED TRANSPORT! Automatically Appended Next Post: purplefood wrote:Avatar 720 wrote:purplefood wrote:rodgers37 wrote:FITZZ wrote:rodgers37 wrote:P.S
He could also be planning on stopping at St Lucia for a sandwich....
No need to stop for a sandwich in your CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT!!! as each CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT!!! comes complete with it's own built in CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT!!! snack bar. 
Well, i never new that... Did Matt Ward write that into its rules?
He was about to but Boromir nailed him with a Hobbit...
He could've avoided that if he had a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT
Fortunatly Boromir had contacted FW earlier and asked them to delay the rlease of the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT which was sadly impossible (because nothing can stop the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT) so using macguyver ingenuity and some string he managed to contruct a passable trebuchet capable of firing a full grown, doom-ring bearing hobbit into the roof of GWHQ with enough velocity to kill Matt Ward. nfortunately Matt Ward was resurected by forces unknown however he forgot all about the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT until a few days later when one ran over him, his house, and everyone he had ever known.
Yes! EVerything has happened before and shall happen again! Automatically Appended Next Post: Ketara wrote: 
Oh thats choice. Automatically Appended Next Post: Orlanth wrote:....Okay
I stop to write a long post on topic and come back to find the thread has jumped two whole pages, just about all on an Forgeworld APC.
So I heck back to see the culprit...............................Frazzie.
I should have guessed.
Thats because this topic was not protected by the CRASSUS ARMORED TRANSPORT! No CRASSUS ARMORED TRANSPORT ever goes off track.
Cool post though, and thats about all we need on the serious front in way of rebuttal. So has spoken the great Matt Ward, hiding under the sponsons of his new CRASSUS ARMORED TRANSPORT. Automatically Appended Next Post: CT GAMER wrote:Frazzled wrote: I'm also sure no Dakka posters would stoop to take advantage to fire off cheap shots.
Can we hold you to that for the remainder of the thread?
Hell no. For I have seen the glory of the coming of the CRASSUS ARMORED TRANSPORT.
Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Matt Ward, I will fear no fluff revision, for my CRASSUS ARMORED TRANSPORT is with me. My CRASSUS ARMORED TRANSPORT it comforts me. It anoistest me with oil unguents.
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This message was edited 5 times. Last update was at 2011/05/19 11:47:24
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2011/05/19 12:19:02
Subject: Re:Half of the New testament... Forged?
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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Well I was going to continue the discussion regarding the CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT and the forged books. I figured what the hell, just take out the forged books from the CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT and replace them with Apocrypha books like The Book of Enoch, Gospel of Mary, etc. Too bad the CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT is ruining the topic though.
EDIT: For ASSAULTYNESS
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2011/05/19 13:17:56
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2011/05/19 12:21:01
Subject: Half of the New testament... Forged?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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What's a CRASSUS ARMOURED TRANSPORT? Is it like a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT only less ASSAULT-y?
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
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2011/05/19 12:58:52
Subject: Re:Half of the New testament... Forged?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Thats pretty blasphemous to not use its correct name... Now the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT will not be pleased, you better hope Boromir doesn't get involved....
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2011/05/19 13:17:21
Subject: Re:Half of the New testament... Forged?
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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rodgers37 wrote:Thats pretty blasphemous to not use its correct name... Now the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT will not be pleased, you better hope Boromir doesn't get involved....
Yeah I wouldn't want to piss off the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT. It would surely run me over. I will go back and add some assaultyness to my post. I suggest everyone else do the same.
However there could be an actual CRASSUS ARMOURED TRANSPORT. The guys just jump out and go to ground immediately instead of assaulting. I think it is also called a DEVILFISH.
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2011/05/19 13:54:16
Subject: Half of the New testament... Forged?
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Blood-Raging Khorne Berserker
I don't even KNOW anymore.
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Re: Matt Ward and the New Testament...
One of Jesus' disciples was names Matthew.
Coincidence?
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2011/05/19 14:28:33
Subject: Half of the New testament... Forged?
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Gitkikka wrote:Re: Matt Ward and the New Testament...
One of Jesus' disciples was names Matthew.
Coincidence?
That exaplins why in the 6th Edition new Testament, Matthew wields a Christhammer and can fly.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2011/05/19 14:39:17
Subject: Half of the New testament... Forged?
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
Inside your mind, corrupting the pathways
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Frazzled wrote:That exaplins why in the 6th Edition new Testament, Matthew wields a Christhammer and can fly.
Yeah, but look at how many points he costs! And his psychic powers are totally nerfed...
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2011/05/19 17:11:23
Subject: Half of the New testament... Forged?
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Gitkikka wrote:Re: Matt Ward and the New Testament...
One of Jesus' disciples was names Matthew.
Coincidence?
I tink not...
I also think CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT...
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2011/05/19 18:03:03
Subject: Half of the New testament... Forged?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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SilverMK2 wrote:Frazzled wrote:That exaplins why in the 6th Edition new Testament, Matthew wields a Christhammer and can fly.
Yeah, but look at how many points he costs! And his psychic powers are totally nerfed...
But he unlocks some unit as troops, so is totally OP...
He also gets CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT for every model for free.... Even Chuck Norris is scared of him!!!
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2011/05/19 18:07:17
Subject: Half of the New testament... Forged?
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
Southampton, Hampshire, England, British Isles, Europe, Earth, Sol, Sector 001
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Nay, the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT is Chuck Norris in transport form. Yay it maybe but a paile imatation of the awesomwness that is our lord Norris it is none the less a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.
No amount of coconuts will change that fact.
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2011/05/19 18:21:02
Subject: Re:Half of the New testament... Forged?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Chuck Norris has nothing on Grant Holt!!
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