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2011/05/18 22:06:39
Subject: Half of the New testament... Forged?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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SilverMK2 wrote:Maybe we can drive back on topic in our CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT?
One does not simply CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT into Mordor!
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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2011/05/18 22:07:30
Subject: Half of the New testament... Forged?
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
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Avatar 720 wrote:SilverMK2 wrote:Maybe we can drive back on topic in our CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT?
One does not simply CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT into Mordor!
LMAO 
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2011/05/18 22:07:54
Subject: Half of the New testament... Forged?
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SilverMK2 wrote:Maybe we can drive back on topic in our CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT?
If we can get it to 88 miles and hour we might be able to do it...
Though the Doc might be stuck in the year 1885...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/05/18 22:08:10
Subject: Half of the New testament... Forged?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Avatar 720 wrote:SilverMK2 wrote:Maybe we can drive back on topic in our CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT?
One does not simply CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT into Mordor!
Have you seen the funny GIF (i think its a GIF, will find it in a sec) related that that quote....
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2011/05/18 22:09:03
Subject: Half of the New testament... Forged?
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Serious thread on the authenticity of Religon:0
CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT:1
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/05/18 22:10:35
Subject: Re:Half of the New testament... Forged?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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This is a diffrent one, but still funny.
http://mybfolder.com/picture.php?id=1120
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2011/05/18 22:11:00
Subject: Half of the New testament... Forged?
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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The Bible to Lord of the Rings to CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT......(looks more confused than normal)...How?....
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2011/05/18 22:12:22
Subject: Re:Half of the New testament... Forged?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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http://www.lotrspoofs.net/Misc/animatedw4lk1nt0m0rd0r.gif
There we go.
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Ribon Fox wrote:The Bible to Lord of the Rings to CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT......(looks more confused than normal)...How?....
Something to do with Matt Ward?
Most things are his fault.... Don't see how this is any different.
But then again, i'm mentally ill. 
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2011/05/18 22:14:14
Subject: Re:Half of the New testament... Forged?
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
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NSFW - even if you are in a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.
Have to say that I love those animations
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2011/05/18 22:15:11
Subject: Re:Half of the New testament... Forged?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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http://www.lotrspoofs.net/parodies.html
That deserves a link as well. (has the animation things on it anyway)
The '50 Reasons why LOTR sucks' is really funny
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2011/05/18 22:15:32
Subject: Half of the New testament... Forged?
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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It took a total of 4 pages to derail the topic to some thing soooo not related, that has to be a record or some thing.
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2011/05/18 22:19:23
Subject: Half of the New testament... Forged?
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
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Had the topic been traveling in the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT it would not have been derailed...as there's no way to derail the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.
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2011/05/18 22:21:08
Subject: Half of the New testament... Forged?
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Ribon Fox wrote:It took a total of 4 pages to derail the topic to some thing soooo not related, that has to be a record or some thing.
Actually that's slow by some standards.....
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"But i'm more than just a little curious, how you're planning to go about making your amends, to the dead?" -The Noose-APC
"Little angel go away
Come again some other day
The devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say" Weak and Powerless - APC
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2011/05/18 22:21:09
Subject: Re:Half of the New testament... Forged?
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rodgers37 wrote:http://www.lotrspoofs.net/Misc/animatedw4lk1nt0m0rd0r.gif
There we go.
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Ribon Fox wrote:The Bible to Lord of the Rings to CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT......(looks more confused than normal)...How?....
Something to do with Matt Ward?
Most things are his fault.... Don't see how this is any different.
But then again, i'm mentally ill.
Actually this one is fully our fault...
Though the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT is totally worth it...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/05/18 22:22:10
Subject: Half of the New testament... Forged?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Ribon Fox wrote:It took a total of 4 pages to derail the topic to some thing soooo not related, that has to be a record or some thing.
I think it was de-railed from the start.
But Fitzz is obviously right, this thread chose the wrong form of transportation, had it been in the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT, none of this rubbish about the Bible would have even started. We could have gone straight to the funny bits with Boromir incorrectly pronouncing 'Mordor' Automatically Appended Next Post: purplefood wrote:rodgers37 wrote:http://www.lotrspoofs.net/Misc/animatedw4lk1nt0m0rd0r.gif
There we go.
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Ribon Fox wrote:The Bible to Lord of the Rings to CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT......(looks more confused than normal)...How?....
Something to do with Matt Ward?
Most things are his fault.... Don't see how this is any different.
But then again, i'm mentally ill.
Actually this one is fully our fault...
Though the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT is totally worth it...
Do you really want to take the blame?
What if Mr.Ward finds out someone else has been blamed for something other than him?
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2011/05/18 22:23:15
Subject: Half of the New testament... Forged?
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
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If only the New Testament had been forged to the same standard as a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT we would not be having any of these problems.
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2011/05/18 22:25:06
Subject: Half of the New testament... Forged?
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Ture but what if he was to mont a catapult in a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT then ROLFSTOPMED in to Mordor while fuling said CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT with pages of the forged Bible, would that have worked? Would have made the films much shorter
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2011/05/18 22:25:16
Subject: Half of the New testament... Forged?
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rodgers37 wrote: purplefood wrote:rodgers37 wrote:http://www.lotrspoofs.net/Misc/animatedw4lk1nt0m0rd0r.gif There we go. Automatically Appended Next Post: Ribon Fox wrote:The Bible to Lord of the Rings to CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT......(looks more confused than normal)...How?....
Something to do with Matt Ward? Most things are his fault.... Don't see how this is any different. But then again, i'm mentally ill.
Actually this one is fully our fault... Though the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT is totally worth it...
Do you really want to take the blame? What if Mr.Ward finds out someone else has been blamed for something other than him?
Well if you wanna get picky i suppose it would be down to a few devoted souls in a topic in 40k discussions... I like to think it was a team effort however...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/05/18 22:26:16
Subject: Re:Half of the New testament... Forged?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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So true.
I've had to start listening to Lonely Island to get some sensibility to my evening..... (I hope that sentence makes sense, i'm not sure if anything makes sense anymore....)
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2011/05/18 22:26:47
Subject: Half of the New testament... Forged?
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
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purplefood wrote:Well if you wanna get picky i suppose it would be down to a few devoted souls in a topic in 40k discussions...
I like to think it was a team effort however...
Transport your blame elsewhere... perhaps using some kind of TRANSPORTER... if only I could think of one you could use!
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2011/05/18 22:27:21
Subject: Half of the New testament... Forged?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Ribon Fox wrote:Ture but what if he was to mont a catapult in a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT then ROLFSTOPMED in to Mordor while fuling said CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT with pages of the forged Bible, would that have worked? Would have made the films much shorter
Well yeah, If only Tolkien knew about the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT when he started writing his books in the trenches....
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2011/05/18 22:27:24
Subject: Half of the New testament... Forged?
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT!!!
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2011/05/18 22:27:49
Subject: Re:Half of the New testament... Forged?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Where has Frazzled gone, he can't have anything better to do at this time can he?
What time is it in America?
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2011/05/18 22:28:48
Subject: Half of the New testament... Forged?
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
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He is in Americaland so it is about dinner time for him. The filthy time zone heathen! 
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2011/05/18 22:29:26
Subject: Half of the New testament... Forged?
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
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SilverMK2 wrote:purplefood wrote:Well if you wanna get picky i suppose it would be down to a few devoted souls in a topic in 40k discussions...
I like to think it was a team effort however...
Transport your blame elsewhere... perhaps using some kind of TRANSPORTER... if only I could think of one you could use!
Act now and get the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT!!!...for all your blame TRANSPORTING need.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2011/05/18 22:30:07
Subject: Half of the New testament... Forged?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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SilverMK2 wrote:purplefood wrote:Well if you wanna get picky i suppose it would be down to a few devoted souls in a topic in 40k discussions...
I like to think it was a team effort however...
Transport your blame elsewhere... perhaps using some kind of TRANSPORTER... if only I could think of one you could use!
You can BLAME THE VICTIM! more efficiently if you use a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT to CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT yourself to where you can BLAME THE VICTIM! from the safety of your CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2011/05/18 22:30:17
Subject: Half of the New testament... Forged?
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SilverMK2 wrote:He is in Americaland so it is about dinner time for him. The filthy time zone heathen!
It depends where in America... They are w**es for time zones over there... Not like here where we have but 1 time zone... Hammertime!
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/05/18 22:30:17
Subject: Re:Half of the New testament... Forged?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Do we actually know he's in America? He might be in hiding in southern Mexico.... Planning on making a dash across the Ocean to Senegal....
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2011/05/18 22:31:26
Subject: Re:Half of the New testament... Forged?
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rodgers37 wrote:Do we actually know he's in America? He might be in hiding in southern Mexico.... Planning on making a dash across the Ocean to Senegal....
In an CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT?
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2011/05/18 22:31:40
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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P.S
He could also be planning on stopping at St Lucia for a sandwich....
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