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**AntomanElven**

With GW toilet paper you can "paint" it yourself

**doc1234**

With top quality Citadel FineCraps.

**Kroothawk**

And with fluid greenstuff you can mend the holes in the paper

**H.B.M.C.**

I take it from the recent replies that xruslanx hasn't seen this thread yet? I'm afraid the little fella may blow a gasket if he does.

**doc1234**

Can...can we link him to it? I actually want to see his input here. Could do with a good chuckle.

**motyak**

doc1234 wrote:
Can...can we link him to it? I actually want to see his input here. Could do with a good chuckle.

But he could lead to this thread being locked, then where would I get my GW news from?

**H.B.M.C.**

And this thread's already good for a good chuckle.

**tigerstein**

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=680569038629246&set=a.218213154864839.65352.212614545424700&type=1&theater This one is from the Warhammer Worlds FB page

**Shadow Captain Edithae**

gossipmeng wrote:
We mock GW and its one click bundles, but I'd be curious to see how many they actually sell. I wouldn't be surprised if they actually do quite well - enough to justify their continued existence at least.

Hell, I would buy them if they actually offered a discount on buying each unit box individually. If you got at least one of the units free, it would be a good deal.

**sing your life**

chromedog wrote:
You can already get it.
They call them "novels" - but the sheets aren't pre-perforated and you have to tear them out yourself.

Although, being another GW product, it's more accurately described as "pre-used" toilet paper - as it's already full of ****

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/288/b/f/oh_god_no_by_uchiha111-d4cxp54.jpg&imgrefurl=http://uchiha111.deviantart.com/art/OH-GOD-NO-263592328&h=480&w=600&sz=53&tbnid=RjMNHa2C79UIeM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=113&zoom=1&usg=__lVgG70u-bnd-dAfdPIHGhKlBDPU=&docid=U9J_yAf877LFVM&sa=X&ei=_lldUoPVEq-z0QWju4DQCA&ved=0CEUQ9QEwAw

**Kroothawk**

Our colleagues over at the Black Library, who are professional readers of things, have finally finished reading the equivalent of three books worth of submissions. It's only taken two years.

Obviously, Black Library wanted to ensure that only the best stories about Space Marines were commissioned, which is why we've utterly ignored the gak the general public have sent in and let the editorial staff and their mates write it instead. It's still gak, but this way we get to keep the money.

In other news, tickets are still available for the Black Library Weekender.

**sing your life**

azreal13 wrote:
Lol, so much win in so few words.

There you go, I fixed it for you, and for free too!

**Azreal13**

sing your life wrote:
azreal13 wrote:
Lol, so much win in so few words.

There you go, I fixed it for you, and for free too!

Mate, if the person who wrote the words has to go back and check what he said and what he said it about

You're too late to make the joke

Not to mention my original comment was in response to another user and your changes are totally inappropriate.

**sing your life**

azreal13 wrote:
sing your life wrote:
azreal13 wrote:
Lol, so much win in so few words.

There you go, I fixed it for you, and for free too!

Mate, if the person who wrote the words has to go back and check what he said and what he said it about

You're too late to make the joke

A wizard is never late!

**Azreal13**

Kid, you've been told about threadomancy, while this isn't that, technically, it is almost as bad, pulling up comments from nearly 6 months ago for no useful purpose is totally irrelevant and a waste of time.

Kindly stop.

**sing your life**

azreal13 wrote:
Kid, you've been told about threadomancy, while this isn't that, technically, it is almost as bad, pulling up comments from nearly 6 months ago for no useful purpose is totally irrelevant and a waste of time.

Kindly stop.

Tsk, tsk, some people are never satisfied

**Azreal13**

sing your life wrote:
azreal13 wrote:
Kid, you've been told about threadomancy, while this isn't that, technically, it is almost as bad, pulling up comments from nearly 6 months ago for no useful purpose is totally irrelevant and a waste of time.

Kindly stop.

Tsk, tsk, some people are never satisfied

I just have a low tolerance for your shenanigans, there are any number of posters here that are your age that post in a mature, constructive and positive manner. All I ever see associated with your username are threads being dragged up from pages back for no good reason and single line, half expressed thoughts with no explanation or expansion.

Tell the truth, you're on a crusade to just get your post count high aren't you?

**sing your life**

spam deleted.

Reds8n

**Azreal13**

Well, I can assure you I am not in the least annotted.

I am, however, predisposed to not really give you much slack when I know you've had Mods warn you against this sort of behaviour before.

**Grimtuff**

azreal13 wrote:

I just have a low tolerance for your shenanigans, there are any number of posters here that are your age that post in a mature, constructive and positive manner. All I ever see associated with your username are threads being dragged up from pages back for no good reason and single line, half expressed thoughts with no explanation or expansion.

Tell the truth, you're on a crusade to just get your post count high aren't you?

Az, I've been tilting at that particular windmill for a long time. You're wasting your time mate.

**Azreal13**

I figure, but I feel better for saying it, rather than not saying it, and if his behaviour irritates a sufficient number of us, then we can petition the Mods for some sort of sanction.

**fishy bob**

sing your life wrote:
*Nothing at all*

Fixed that for everyone.

**sing your life**

fishy bob wrote:
sing your life wrote:
*Nothing at all*

Ruined that for everyone.

fixed

**AgeOfEgos**

Replying back with "Fixed that for you" while changing another member's quote is considered inflammatory and should be discontinued. This is a general warning--next "Fixed that for you" while changing another member's quote will be taking a break from the thread and/or Dakka.

Ryan

**Kroothawk**

So now back to topic.

**sing your life**

AgeOfEgos wrote:
Replying back with "Fixed that for you" while changing another member's quote is considered inflammatory and should be discontinued. This is a general warning--next "Fixed that for you" while changing another member's quote will be taking a break from the thread and/or Dakka.

Ryan

O.K.

**filbert**

You waited three weeks to dredge this thread up just to say 'OK'? Thanks for that...

**sing your life**

It's the thought that counts.

**Grimtuff**

filbert wrote:
You waited three weeks to dredge this thread up just to say 'OK'? Thanks for that...

Some people never learn...

**Medium of Death**

I wonder why GW hasn't had facebook take this page down? Is it protected under some kind of "parody" thing, or something?