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So an admitted troll? To the ignore list with him.

I tell you what, you don't troll me and I'l repay you in kind. No body likes a troll do they.

 Themanwiththeplan wrote:
I tell you what, you don't troll me and I'l repay you in kind. No body likes a troll do they.

How was he trolling you? He commented that it was silly to hold current mason generations to an alleged murder 200 yrs ago...

o.O

 Themanwiththeplan wrote:
I tell you what, you don't troll me and I'l repay you in kind. No body likes a troll do they.

How's the view from your glass house?

Hey, seriously? You guys are getting led around by the nose by a semi-literate troll? Come on! Hit that ignore button and let's get back to what's important! Which is exposing the Freemason - Illuminati murder cult plot to rule the world and how they were behind 9/11!!

And old men partying with prostitutes!

Does the party with the prostitutes come before or after world domination? Will there be blackjack?

 CthuluIsSpy wrote:
Does the party with the prostitutes come before or after world domination? Will there be blackjack?

No blackjack, though I have it on very good authority that the cake is simply divine

I had a great chat with an officer from my local lodge tonight, was great to sit down with someone and just throw question and get a feel for the type of work the masons do. I'm basically at a point in my life where im making a really solid living for my wife and I and I want to start bettering the world around me and from what I've been told the masons are just a bunch of guys that are of a similar mind. 100% going to move forward with joining

I'm thinking freemason prostitutes would have great symmetry in their bodies. Lets hear it for the freemason end of the world where every mason shall be given a freemason prostitute with maths related measurements. ALL HAIL THE GREAT ARCHITECT!

Sticks and stones, may try to break my bones, but masons will never suceed to hurt me.
They cheat and and lie, to stay so high, and pay for the under thirty.
A satanic lodge, oh what a codge, it made me cry oh lord have mercy.
Your famous eye, failed to spy, I keyed your car on thursday.

Here's the new deal - themanwiththeplan doesn't get to post in this thread anymore.

Seriously.

Don't fool yourself into thinking you know what's going on in this world. The first duty of power is to perpetuate itself, and we don't even know who the actual powerful people are. Truman started the whole American tradition of secrecy after WWII, with Project Paperclip, in which the CIA put captured Nazi scientists to work on America's nuclear arsenal, the space program, and all this "otherworldly" technology they'd come across. (And you know what I mean.) Then they got Truman to create the super-secret Majestic 12 committee to oversee Project Paperclip, not to mention other weird stuff the government wanted hidden. They ran the whole thing, and they've been running it for years, but nobody knows who "they" are. But I'm pretty sure they're all Freemasons.

The whole Kennedy thing is so huge because it's at the center of so many other covert shadow-government operations. Kennedy himself was the smallest part of it, because it was actually a power play between Dulles' CIA, the anti-Castro military, LBJ, the Giancana Mafia, and a bunch of other dirty players. Oswald was a patsy, sure, but he put a gun on Jack. Of course, so did other test-mules from Dulles' MK-Ultra LSD-mind-control experiments. Zapruder was in on it, too: He was a KGB mole from way back. And the whole thing had ripple effects, like Jonestown, which was an assassin training camp that got found out. As for the Warren Commission, that thing was a joke—Dulles himself was on it, and there was only one person on the whole commission who wasn't on the CIA payroll and suspected Oswald didn't act alone. He died in a plane crash, after a young congressional aide named Bill Clinton drove him to the airport. It's all true, but nobody wants to admit it. Nobody.

Now, Roswell, that's a bunch of crap. The Air Force was in possession of captured alien technology years before that. In '43, they started reverse-engineering a torus-shaped craft that came down in Arizona, and the next thing you know, America has The Bomb, supersonic aircraft, and a space program. Glenn saw stuff up there, flying lights. You can look it up. You know what I think? I think that skirt-chaser Kennedy wanted to spill the beans about our alien friends, so they killed him. He told his girlfriend Marilyn Monroe, and they killed her, too. No doubt, you're wondering, "Who are 'they'?" Well, I think the numbers speak for themselves: The Trinity site, where the first A-bomb was detonated; Dealey Plaza, where Kennedy bought the farm; and Area 51 are all on the 33rd parallel. And what other significance does the number 33 happen to have? It's the highest rank of the Masonic order. Wheels within wheels, my friend. Wheels within wheels.

I see these wheels too , they also have 13 spokes. *nods meaningfully*

Its neat when Alp tells one guy to stop spamming, then the next 2 posts are spam

 d-usa wrote:
So an admitted troll? To the ignore list with him.

My thoughts exactly.

 Seaward wrote:
Don't fool yourself into thinking you know what's going on in this world. The first duty of power is to perpetuate itself, and we don't even know who the actual powerful people are. Truman started the whole American tradition of secrecy after WWII, with Project Paperclip, in which the CIA put captured Nazi scientists to work on America's nuclear arsenal, the space program, and all this "otherworldly" technology they'd come across. (And you know what I mean.) Then they got Truman to create the super-secret Majestic 12 committee to oversee Project Paperclip, not to mention other weird stuff the government wanted hidden. They ran the whole thing, and they've been running it for years, but nobody knows who "they" are. But I'm pretty sure they're all Freemasons.

The whole Kennedy thing is so huge because it's at the center of so many other covert shadow-government operations. Kennedy himself was the smallest part of it, because it was actually a power play between Dulles' CIA, the anti-Castro military, LBJ, the Giancana Mafia, and a bunch of other dirty players. Oswald was a patsy, sure, but he put a gun on Jack. Of course, so did other test-mules from Dulles' MK-Ultra LSD-mind-control experiments. Zapruder was in on it, too: He was a KGB mole from way back. And the whole thing had ripple effects, like Jonestown, which was an assassin training camp that got found out. As for the Warren Commission, that thing was a joke—Dulles himself was on it, and there was only one person on the whole commission who wasn't on the CIA payroll and suspected Oswald didn't act alone. He died in a plane crash, after a young congressional aide named Bill Clinton drove him to the airport. It's all true, but nobody wants to admit it. Nobody.

Now, Roswell, that's a bunch of crap. The Air Force was in possession of captured alien technology years before that. In '43, they started reverse-engineering a torus-shaped craft that came down in Arizona, and the next thing you know, America has The Bomb, supersonic aircraft, and a space program. Glenn saw stuff up there, flying lights. You can look it up. You know what I think? I think that skirt-chaser Kennedy wanted to spill the beans about our alien friends, so they killed him. He told his girlfriend Marilyn Monroe, and they killed her, too. No doubt, you're wondering, "Who are 'they'?" Well, I think the numbers speak for themselves: The Trinity site, where the first A-bomb was detonated; Dealey Plaza, where Kennedy bought the farm; and Area 51 are all on the 33rd parallel. And what other significance does the number 33 happen to have? It's the highest rank of the Masonic order. Wheels within wheels, my friend. Wheels within wheels.

What exactly is the 33rd parallel? I keep hearing it in these theories though have no idea what it is.

As for the stories themselves, I strongly believe that's all they are; stories. I don't profess to know everything, though as masons don't have any deep evil secrets to keep, there'd be no reason for us to act as suggested in these stories.

 ironicsilence wrote:
Its neat when Alp tells one guy to stop spamming, then the next 2 posts are spam

Especially when Seaward's post is the exact same post that he made in a previous thread, about conspiracy theories.

On topic, I'm not at all knowledgeable about the Freemasons, but they seem like a nice enough bunch.


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 kitch102 wrote:
What exactly is the 33rd parallel? I keep hearing it in these theories though have no idea what it is.

As for the stories themselves, I strongly believe that's all they are; stories. I don't profess to know everything, though as masons don't have any deep evil secrets to keep, there'd be no reason for us to act as suggested in these stories.

I don't think it's actually a thing. It seems like something someone thought would sound conspiratorial and convincing, then got used over and over again.

For the record, that massive post is a direct copy from the onion

 kitch102 wrote:
What exactly is the 33rd parallel? I keep hearing it in these theories though have no idea what it is.

Ask and ye shall receive.

 Seaward wrote:

 kitch102 wrote:
What exactly is the 33rd parallel? I keep hearing it in these theories though have no idea what it is.

Ask and ye shall receive.

Wow. Does anyone notice that this so-called "33rd Parallel" passes through every single continent except Australia, Europe, and South America?

Coincidence? I think not

Well, since this thread has probably run it's usefulness, I'd just like to say thanks to the people in first few pages, I actually learned a bit about Freemasons. I'd always been sort of curious what that was all about.

Xenocidal Maniac wrote:

 Seaward wrote:

 kitch102 wrote:
What exactly is the 33rd parallel? I keep hearing it in these theories though have no idea what it is.

Ask and ye shall receive.

Wow. Does anyone notice that this so-called "33rd Parallel" passes through every single continent except Australia, Europe, and South America?

Coincidence? I think not

I completely agree. It passes through america where owning various fire arms is legal, irag and libya where wars aren't exactly uncommon, and I think I read palestine too? Plus god knows how many others.

You have to remember as well that whilst the 33rd degree is the highest rank a mason can attain, there are 32 other degrees too. Folk don't look at what happens on these parallels though, I guess it's not as a bigger deal for the conspiracy theorists out there

Ouze wrote:Well, since this thread has probably run it's usefulness, I'd just like to say thanks to the people in first few pages, I actually learned a bit about Freemasons. I'd always been sort of curious what that was all about.

Not sure why people keep saying that the thread has run its usefulness. If anything just think of it as a personal indulgence for yours truly, I have 2nd degree coming up in September and enjoy everything that comes from these discussions. Not so bothered for the focus on prostitution, but the rest of it's sound

My granddad was actually a 31st degree freemason, and he bought me my first miniatures with the money he made from "secret society stuff". So basically without the freemasons I wouldn't have been introduced to any aspect of Warhammer, and would be living in the illusion that warhammer is just for nerds who haven't seen daylight for over 20 years.

That's cool, though Freemasonry is a charitable cause, and is not for profit as other charities. I don't see how he'd have got money from it

Now if you tell me that you bought Dark Angels with the money...! The thick plottens!

 kitch102 wrote:
That's cool, though Freemasonry is a charitable cause, and is not for profit as other charities. I don't see how he'd have got money from it

Now if you tell me that you bought Dark Angels with the money...! The thick plottens!

freemason poker night is a great way to make a few extra bucks

 kitch102 wrote:
That's cool, though Freemasonry is a charitable cause, and is not for profit as other charities. I don't see how he'd have got money from it

Now if you tell me that you bought Dark Angels with the money...! The thick plottens!

Actually it was the Battle of Macragge box, but I wanted chaos marines so I painted them with Alpha Legion colours...

 sluggaslugga wrote:

 kitch102 wrote:
That's cool, though Freemasonry is a charitable cause, and is not for profit as other charities. I don't see how he'd have got money from it

Now if you tell me that you bought Dark Angels with the money...! The thick plottens!

Actually it was the Battle of Macragge box, but I wanted chaos marines so I painted them with Alpha Legion colours...

The plot just thickened so much the plot is now a solid...
I name this new element, Plotanium.

 purplefood wrote:

The plot just thickened so much the plot is now a solid...
I name this new element, Plotanium.

It's so thick, we don't need helmets anymore

So I wouldn't normally go in for thread necromancy, though personal pride (and lots... LOTS... of red wine) has taken over...

I now greet you all as a Master Mason! Don't believe what youtube tells you folks, we're wonderful people out to better ourselves and to do good work in out communities, I wouldn't be this hapoy if the opposite were true.

Peace and love xxx

Congratulations.

I should hook myself up with the freemasons. There's a meeting hall up the road from me, and I know....people...