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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/01/18 05:41:36
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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You receive a movie.
I insert a homeless man and/or woman.
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/01/18 07:29:00
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get a new GW games designer.
I insert the Mighty Fortress.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/01/18 11:54:36
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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You get a cinematic scenery kit.
I insert a new Warhammer 40K collector.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/01/18 11:57:52
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get empty pockets.
I insert Rick Priestley.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/01/18 15:06:10
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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You received NMM British.
I insert snurl.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/01/19 01:19:03
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get a Courageous Slayer.
I insert beer.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/01/19 15:28:13
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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You get a box of kidney cancer.
I insert... CTHULHU.
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*Insert witty and/or interesting statement here* |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/01/19 15:43:03
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Glorious Lord of Chaos
The burning pits of Hades, also known as Sweden in summer
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You get a crappy superexpensive failcast kit that does not even look remotely intimidating and is, in its essence, a lot of work that will just get your friends to laugh at you.
I insert Canis Wolfborn.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/01/19 15:52:39
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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You receive master of ordanance's cat.
I insert a trygOn
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*Insert witty and/or interesting statement here* |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/01/20 03:11:36
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get a polygon.
I insert a tape measure.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/01/20 05:24:06
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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You get a restraining order.
I insert that thing you hate.
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/01/20 08:19:10
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get a Kirby Codex Collection.
I insert a bolter.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/01/20 08:20:39
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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You receive nut.
I insert... My pe... Chneg.
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*Insert witty and/or interesting statement here* |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/01/20 16:26:36
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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You recieve a really small (2cm) ruler.
I insert a pot of Blood for the Blood God!.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/01/20 16:38:48
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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You receive tamp ons.
I insert Horus rising.
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*Insert witty and/or interesting statement here* |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/01/20 17:52:05
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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You receive a chibi Tzeench
I insert your chibi Tzeench, cuz I stole it.
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/01/20 17:57:28
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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You receive a punch to the face.
I receive my chibi tzeentch
I put in A nurgling.
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*Insert witty and/or interesting statement here* |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/01/20 19:56:52
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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You receive a flood of vomit from the vending machine.
I insert a Brail edition of Lord of the Rings the first book.
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/01/20 23:42:11
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get dangerous terrain.
I insert a cat.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/01/21 22:41:42
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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You get a meme.
I insert my faith in GW.
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/01/21 23:13:00
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get a screw.
I insert my last dollar.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/01/23 19:43:38
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine
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You receive a billion Swedish kronor.
I insert a physics textbook.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/01/24 06:21:37
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You get a big bang.
I insert the last issue of White Dwarf.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/01/24 06:34:34
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Blood Angel Terminator with Lightning Claws
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You recieve some pocket lint...
I insert a Cadian Platoon...
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Crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to hear the lamentations of the women.
Twitter @Kelly502Inf |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/01/24 06:58:58
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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You receive a Valhallan Platoon.
I insert A Thunderhawk.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/01/24 11:08:22
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Blood Angel Terminator with Lightning Claws
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You receive an Epic scale Thunderhawk.
I insert Sgt. Centurius, (regretfully?)
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Crush your enemies, see them driven before you and to hear the lamentations of the women.
Twitter @Kelly502Inf |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/01/24 11:30:14
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Glorious Lord of Chaos
The burning pits of Hades, also known as Sweden in summer
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You get a Centurion.
I insert C.S. Goto.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/01/24 12:54:36
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Been Around the Block
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snurl wrote:You recieve a useless Fimir.
I insert some Squats.
Abit late but he should've recieved nothing a fimir is more useful than Justin bieber
Anyways you get a graham mcneil un assembled and unpainted
I insert a dwarven dreadfleet
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/01/24 19:32:54
Subject: Re:40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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You receive a bronze bowling ball.
I cuddle my chibi tzeench.
I insert Bob's glasses, revealing another underneath.
P.s
Justin beiber's music (some of it, NOT ALL) was not that bad.
The person himself however is uselesser (I don't think that is a word) than a pile of sticks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/01/24 21:45:14
Subject: 40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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You get a STC that can revive the Emperor.
I insert a restraining order.
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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