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You receive a set of ankle restraints inscribed with runes

I insert a talos

You get a Talon. StormTalon that is.

I insert some metal Praetorians.

You receive metal Predators. (The rhino variant.)

I insert an ipad.

You receive a bloody human eyeball.

I insert a drop of blood.

Youreceive a pool full of shiny brass coins.
Insert... My dignity.

You receive nothing... What happened there? Haha

I insert a drunken dwarf (with great difficulty)

You get vomit and blood, and beard hair.

I insert a miniature vending machine.

You receive a paradox that chops you in half.
I insert my dignity again. Wait didn't I already put it in?

You receive a WAAAAAAAGGHH.

I insert my lucky nipple tassels.

You recive two yarn puffballs.

I insert a bloodthirsty cinder block.

you receive a hungry block of cement.
I insert the shrouded lord (my space marine chapter master).

you receive a Q-tip

I insert my pencil

a space marine jumps out and yells "for the emperor!" and then looks around confused.
I insert sven from "frozen" (a reindeer)

You get a box of Bestigors.

I insert some snow.

you receive a letter written by christain westorn chandler.
I insert christain westorn chandler.

You get some snow.

I insert a movement tray.

You receive a plate of cookies.

I insert a grot.

You get a gnobblar.

I insert a Ravenwing chapter.

You a bunch of riderless bikes.

I insert a yo-mama-joke.

you get a your so fat joke


I insert my list of miniatures I need to paint before ordering more....

You get an invoice and a ransome note.

I insert some broken skeletons.

You get Warhammer Armies: Vampires Can't Count.

I insert Sword of Developer Slaying +14.

You receive boots of +6 terror.
I insert matt ward's adress.

You get a handwritten note, in the old script that simply reads "Just as planned... It is time, you know what you must do poppet!"
Well that explains a lot XD

I insert the still-beating heart of Ollanius Pius

You recieve rage cries from the entire internet and a healthy Pius.

I insert Shas'O Vior'la Shovah Kais Mont'yr.

You receive a giraffe. Full sized.
I insert matt's head, still dripping blood.

You receive a real functioning Dreadknight, piloted by Matt.

I insert my hopes and dreams.

You receive a bucket of lambs blood and a letter:
Dear human, please try again next time
Lots of love
Ares.

Your refusal to put something into the machine has angered the machine spirit. You receive a strongly worded (numbered?) letter, written in binary.

I insert a Husk Blade.

You receive a glass of water.

I insert Mork.