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You get a dork.

I insert a paper clip

You receive a length of barbed wire

I insert my glasses

I received... OH EMPRA! WAS IS THAT AWFUL THING?

I insert Creed.

You get Metal Boxes.

I insert Styrofoam.

You get a box of plasticard

I enter a bolter shell

You receive a bolter shell... In your face.

I insert the Internet.

You get a voxcaster.

I insert useless leftover bits.

You get a Stompa

I insert a Metal Bawk

You get a GW Figure Case.

I insert fuzzy dice.

you get shaved dice

I inset monies

You receive the undying gratitude of Mr. Kirby. And a free Night Goblin to paint.

I insert Skullvane Manse

You get a CONDEMNED sign.

I insert my dice that are awaiting execution.

You recive dice that always roll the best possible result, then flip to the worst one.

I insert a killer monkey.

You receive Jane Goodall.

I insert a pair of diving fins.

You get a a hungry shark.

I insert a D&D Cleric.

You recive the Pope.

I insert the Pope.

You get the 40k rulebook.

I insert Warhammer Visions.

You get a piece of paper that has the url of Games Workshop's Flickr.

I insert a Snotling

You get a Kleenex.

I insert Artillery Dice.

You get a lit firecracker.

The entire Angry Marines Chapter.

You get credit for a free Battleforce Box.

I insert a blast template.

You get a scatter dice.

I send in an entire ant army, one by one.

You get a picnic basket.

I insert Warhammer Visions.

You get your monies back.

I insert snurl's Trust in Iron and Stone.

you receive a duck.
I insert a note:
[i]dear machine, I hate you. you are stupid and are probably matt ward's toilet.
you are full of mat ward's anal fudge.[i]

You receive a copy of Warhammer Visions.

I insert Battlefleet Gothic.

You receive Firestorm Armada.

I insert Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band. (The band, not the albums or movie.)

You receive half of a love heart cookie, of which trazn owns the other half.
I insert a Zelociraptor. Real size. Still Alive. And a goat. AKA brunch.

You get a Carnosaur.
I insert MaCragge.

An Ork WAAAGH spills out of the Vending Machine.

I insert half of Australia.