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Out come half a Kangaroo.

I insert a lock of Matt wards hair.

You get Medusa V.

I insert Abaddon.

You get a sleeveless t-shirt.

I insert a guitar amp.

You get an ear bud.

I insert some 'nids.

You receive a facehugger, in the face.
I insert the dead facehugger.

You recieve a Ripperjack.

I insert cardstock buildings.

You get a ream of light weight printer paper.

I insert a small child.

You receive an imperator class Titan (game scale).
I insert a pen. And paper. And an eraser, and a ruler, protractor, compass, pencil, USB, high lighters, sharpener, and a sawn off shotgun. Oh wait that's my pencil case, mehh.

You get a full set of classic Citadel AD&D miniatures.

I insert coffee.

You get a booger.

I insert my finger.

You get a bloody stump

I insert something I scraped off my shoe

You get a otyugh (trash/refuse monster)

I insert a cat-guy.

you receive furry porn,not just chicks with ears and tail either...
i insert a jirrafe.

You receive a jaffa cake.

I insert an empty paint pot.

you receive a killa kan.
i insert tomato sauce. inthose little fast food packet things.

You get fries.

I insert some nerf stairs. (random thing heard on tv)

You get a fern.

I insert a nickle.

You get a slottabase.

I insert a Gundam.

You receive a Subjugator of Slaanesh.

I insert Cultist-Chan.

You get four chan.
I insert lesbians.

You get a cup.

I insert snurl, once more!

You get him back.

I insert an empty soda bottle.

You get a Baneblade in a bottle.

I insert old metal dwarves.

You get fincast ones with more bubbles than a gallon of foam.

I insert a strange little idol.

You receive a turtle.
I insert an ankle style nose bleed.

You get a fine cast.

I insert Codex Tau.

A plasma bolt flies out of the vending machine, bypasses the tree you're hiding behind and kills you.

I insert myself into the machine, to find out it's secrets!

It turns you into a jock strap and spits you back out. You are picked up by an overweight minor league baseball player named Bubba.

I insert a piece of lint.

You get a bag of quality Citadelˇ Modeling Flock

I insert Cheerios.

You get a pack of lifesaver gummies.

I insert a chocolate eclair.