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You get a rude burp.

I insert a Katamari.

You get a Katana.

I insert a battle mat.

You get Mat Ward.

I insert a booger.

You get a Diamond pickax.

I clone the vending machine, and insert the real one into the clone!!!

You realise your cloning machine has gone terribly wrong and a zombie vending machine jump from the vending machine.
I insehorus rising and flight of the Eisenstein.

You get Gotrek and Felix and the Blustery Day.

I insert Gandalf.

You get Sauramon.

I insert 4 of the Marx brothers: Harpo, Chico, Groucho, and Zeppo.

You get Larry, Moe, Curly, and Shemp.
I insert a Martini-Henry.

You get a pawn shop.

I insert that thing you wanted me to put into a mail box, but I got lazy/drunk and put it into a vending machine.

You get magazines from Publisher's Clearing House.

I insert a valentine.

You receive a bloody, beating heart.

I insert my old laptop computer.

Your grandmother receives your Internet history.
I inset a tomato bomb.

You get a shotgun blast of french fries to the face.

I insert the shrouded lord's entire hive fleet.

You get Hives.

I insert blood, for the blood god.

You get pus from Nurgle.

I insert a mug of tea.

You receive a large sack of dry leaves.

I insert Minecraft. Somehow. And brace for explosion.

You get a carrot on a stick.

I insert a piece of paper.

You get an official GW army roster sheet.
I insert the new gyrocopter.

You get a gyroscope.

I insert a broad sword.

You get a Great Weapon.
I insert the new Dwarf Book

You recive a compilation of evreything mantic has on their abyssal dwarves.

I insert my Physics class. Room, professor, classmates, me, EVREYTHING.

You get Matt wards latest codex

I insert a handfull of bolter shells

You get a Lazgun

I insert a mark of the Inquisition

You receive a cease and desist.

I insert a box of plastic Sisters.

You receive nothing. as you inserted nothing.

I insert gazgul.

You get a block of cheese.

I insert a box of gnoblars.

You receive grots.

I insert the previous poster.

You get slapped with a fish.

I insert a blast template.

You receive a flame template.

I insert the Chaos Space Marines codex

You get nerfed.

I insert a Citadel Realm of Battle.