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Made in gb
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant




England

I put in a bottle of acid.

If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you!  
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Il top this with a little pink umbrella, and a pink unicorn float.

Time to drink. Any takers?

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Troubled By Non-Compliant Worlds




The Emperor's Armpit (aka. Arizona)

*sips carefully*
Well, that was relatively painless.

apparently, tzeentch poured the acid and my stomach dissolved and was replaced by an organ that uses gears to make glue. since the black powder and lubricant were added, my "new" stomach produces glue that would make GW green with envy. But, the glue happens to be pink so it ruins your models. Pleh that was disgusting
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Any takers for a name?

Can,t make a mix without a name!

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Longtime Dakkanaut





Outer Space, Apparently

Sorry guys, my GP told me to keep away from the bar on a strict diet of water after the last concoction I drank.

I still have those ostentatious bunny ears...

The Green Sticky? Almost sounds catchy and desirable

G.A - Should've called myself Ghost Ark

Makeup Whiskers? This is War Paint! 
   
Made in gb
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant




England

Our insides are all destroyed at this point GA, so why stop now? I start by putting in some brake fluid.

If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you!  
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Aye... Lets add something nice for once.

Il drop in some unicorn horn powder .. I know its expensive but hey.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant




England

Yeah, we can make 1 nice one right?

I add some marshmellows.

If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you!  
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Ooh fluffy...

What happens of you add some clouds....
It might work.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Longtime Dakkanaut





Outer Space, Apparently

I'll add some bubbly hot chocolate, mmm...

G.A - Should've called myself Ghost Ark

Makeup Whiskers? This is War Paint! 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Nice mix... Nice mix.

I know...
A traveler said this did nice things.. Never used it. Meant to change your life.

*I pour in a vial of mutagenic potion. *

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Longtime Dakkanaut





Outer Space, Apparently

jhe officially made this mix dangerous. We had one job guys

I'll add some Lahmian Medium - that outta balance it out!

G.A - Should've called myself Ghost Ark

Makeup Whiskers? This is War Paint! 
   
Made in gb
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant




England

I add some vanilla ice cream with chocolate chunks.

If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you!  
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Ok ok...

Il add essence of kitten cuddles...

It's gotta be cute right?

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Longtime Dakkanaut





Outer Space, Apparently

Only one way to find out - someone try this thing for us!

And it ain't gonna be me. I don't want two pairs of bunny ears if this goes wrong

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/10/02 12:08:34


G.A - Should've called myself Ghost Ark

Makeup Whiskers? This is War Paint! 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Il try...

Hmmm this drink tastes fluffy, I'm kinda feeling like I'm floating... Oh... Not ernough antidote... But I can,t stop drinking it....

I'm... Oh.. Kitten ears... They look kinda cute.

Tastes nice. You got another?

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant




England

Nah, them marshmellows were limited edition :/

We could call it a...

Paw-tion. Get it? No? Ok.

If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you!  
   
Made in us
Troubled By Non-Compliant Worlds




The Emperor's Armpit (aka. Arizona)

@warbossdakka- it took me a bit until I said it to myself!

ill add 2 shots of vodka...*pours 2 gallons*
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

I add a can of Coke Zero (less calories that way).

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 25 | Current main painting project: Tomb Kings
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Who,s calorie counting. No no no...

Here.i l deep fry some twinkies, throw on some secret sauce, some edible glitter and drop em in.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant




England

I throw in several protein shakes.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/10/03 17:05:31


If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you!  
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Never have too much protein.

*drops in 24 eggs and blends*

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Longtime Dakkanaut





Outer Space, Apparently

I add some dietary supplements

G.A - Should've called myself Ghost Ark

Makeup Whiskers? This is War Paint! 
   
Made in gb
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant




England

Whoever drinks this is gonna be huge

I put in the pure essance of patriotism stuffed inside a bicep.

If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you!  
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

well i better belence this mix

il add some vodka with added communism

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant




England

I add a sprinkle of dictatorship.

Someone drink up, before we ruin this amazing beverage.

If you can't believe in yourself, believe in me! Believe in the Dakka who believes in you!  
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

Okay, time to take one for the team. *Drinks whole drink in one huge gulp.*

*All muscles in body suddenly grow to 3X their normal size*

"Oh wow, I could be Mr. Olympia, except that contest is run by capitalist pigs!" *Starts speaking in Russian about the glories of Communism and the Motherland, threatening to send anyone who disagrees to the gulag...*

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 25 | Current main painting project: Tomb Kings
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
Made in us
Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot






So much healthy ingredients, yet so much gak to ruin your body... So much American patriotism, yet so much communist/Soviet pride... But one thing's for sure: this drink is meant for some massive, muscular dudes. I'll call it the Equalizer's Paradox. Reviews on the drink are, well, mixed.


Time for another project! I'll start it off with a hearty base coelacanth broth (It's probably highly illegal, given how rare coelocanths are )

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/10/06 00:05:04


Revel in the glory of the site's greatest thread or be edetid and baned!
 BobtheInquisitor wrote:
Every trip to the FLGS is a rollercoaster of lust and shame.

DQ:90S++G+M+B++I+Pw40k13#+D+A++/sWD331R++T(S)DM+ 
   
Made in us
Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot






Double post, my bad. Hit reply instead of edit...

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2016/10/06 00:04:42


Revel in the glory of the site's greatest thread or be edetid and baned!
 BobtheInquisitor wrote:
Every trip to the FLGS is a rollercoaster of lust and shame.

DQ:90S++G+M+B++I+Pw40k13#+D+A++/sWD331R++T(S)DM+ 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Il drop this in...

Its... Odd.. Some say too dangerous for a mix. I disagree.

*drops in emparor caligulas soul*

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
 
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