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*goes over to investigate strange chainsaw-hand man*

*Gloom Prism flares blue, causing me to drop to the ground*

Damn, that hurt.

*Servo-skulls and random, unfinished cosntructs begin to orbit me*

*giggles then stands up and walks over to a nearby couch and sits down*

Good. You deserved it for that crack about my sister.
*shakes her head in disgust*

Hello robot... chick... I guess?

*Slinks into weapons closet and retrieves a few items*

Oh; you're not going to bring up her multiple...

*Sunglasses*

cracks?

*Drone plays a rimshot*

*slaps Verviedi in the face mentally*
*all the drones explode*
*eyes glow with power*
Say one more thing about my sister. I DARE YOU!

*smiles while flipping through a newspaper*

You probably shouldn't have dared him.

*sets 2bj1's newspaper on fire*
Don't tempt me Kroot.....

*clones the newspaper and throws the flaming one at WK*

Bah, I just got to the injury reports of the Blood Bowl Tournament Finals. I was hoping the orks were out, they've been hurting my bets pretty well this season.

I'm rooting for the Dwarf Team personally, they have a great team this year.

...No, she's the one that tempts people.

...And honestly isn't that good, as tempting implies waiting more than 4 seconds.

*Activates conversion field*

As long as the goblins aren't playing, I'm happy. It's not fun seeing your star player get cut in half by a chainsaw. Not that those lizards can pick up the ball when they have all of their limbs, anyway.

*Looks over 2blackjack1 shoulder at his newspaper*

Looks like a really complicated form of football...

*Keeps reading*

Wow alot of deaths happened

*slaps the newspaper*

Yeah, and only two of them orks. I'd be OK with the dwarves winning this year, but I don't see how when the greenskins are so stacked this time around. They even killed two different rat ogres within the first week. Poor skaven never even got the ball...

Good. The Skaven team cheats. They're the reason why the Eldar team never went to the semi-finals. They mined our dugout. The little s****

Just save some money on the the side to keep the referees more partial to seeing their cheats and you're elves would've been better off. Although the humans beating the orks was not expected. Especially seeing how scrawny their new QB is. He was half the size of the orks. At least someone beat them.

It's not that hard to beat the orks, just throw something shiny and they'll chase after it. Now Grots on the other hand.... they're a bit trickier

Unless the orks are too stupid to chase the shiny thing, and keep running at you instead.

As for grots, I don't even want to talk about them. Not after what they did to the Lizards. My favorite team, literally butchered because of shivs to the back and spiked balls to the face.

What do you expect from Grots? It was either they get shived or the whole stadium gets mined. Take your pick. Either way, Dwarves are going all the way this year. Mark my words

*Voice muffled by shield*

Thank goodness, I'm not dead.

OOC: Anyone here read Worm by Wildbow? I'm thinking of using Contessa as a backup character (In case of V's death) but this runs into the issue of MASSIVE OVERPOWEREDNESS and actually playing as a precog.

Seeing that my lizards aren't going to be coming back, I'll probably switch my bets to the Dwarves. They can certainly give and take hits quite nicely.

OOC: Haven't heard of it, but feel free to try Contessa out if you want.

Indeed. They aren't as fast as the Eldar team, but they can take a ton of punishment, thus why none of the team have died yet.

OOC: Go for it V, I have no idea who it is, but it would make things a bit more interesting. I've resorted to discussing blood bowl with 2bj1

OOC: Never heard of it... but as I recall the emperor, crazy space dragon, and me begin hastur, Cthulhu... I cant remember if I ever played nyarlathotep but besides the point ... It cant get much more OP then that... so I say go for it.

*Disables shield and steps into nest of stolen pillows and other soft things*

This body needs quite a bit more sleep than I'm used to! It's quite odd being biological again.

*Begins reading book while lying down*

OOC: Got it! If I ever get sick of V, I know who I'll use.

*tosses the blood bowl news at Verviedi*
Which team are you betting on human? Me and the Kroot have 50 credits on the Dwarves taking it this year.

Blood... Bowl?

*Reads newspaper*

Feth it, I'll go for Eldar. I know firsthand how... physically skilled some of them are. That is, as soon as they get a replacement team.

*Slaps self in face*

Goddamn. Probably some drugs still in the air.

*raises eyebrows*
So you've had contact with my dark kin have you? Figures, you humans can't stay away from them at the best of times.
*shakes her head*
*hands Verviedi a Blood Bowl DVD*
Go watch that. You'll learn a thing or two

Nope. Macha. Sorry, mate. She initiated.

*Pulls head back into pillow sanctuary*

*Blood Bowl movie noises from holopad*

*shrugs*
Gonna have to have some words with my sister after all this is over.
*shakes her head*
*begins levitating various things in the room, including Verviedi*

Dammit!
*Holds onto pillow while levitating*
*Gloom prism violently flashes and the power is reversed, with WK being dragged into the air and everything else falling*
...That was not supposed to happen. But then again, it's Necron tech. I stole it from a crippled Tomb Spyder. I really don't know how it works.