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I was not always human, Commissar.

*Plasma cannon begins venting itself, and a cloud of servo-skulls surround jhe*

In fact, you could say I'm a... ghost in this biological machine.

*Borne aloft by microdrones*

oh feth. AI, Eldar, Caffine hating space elves. what next, a ork with confidence issues?

*carries on charging WC*

*dusts self off after being shoved out of the way of the steel*

My thanks. I was suggesting she picks up mercenary work. It's gotten the Kroot around pretty well. It's how I got here in the first place.

Caffeine is the drink of the Dark Gods. How dare you drink it!

You caught on rather quickly. I'm surprised.

*The Lunar reactor flares to life*

*levitates Jhe with his mind*
*begins bending components of the Lunar Reactor mentally*
*eyes flare bright with power*
THIS, I CANNOT ALLOW!
*Reactor begins to meltdown*
*sets up a mental shield around the reactor as it explodes*

Hey guys wha-

...

What in the blazes are you nut-jobs doing.

Apparently they are fitging over caffein and a baneblade sized machine to brew said brew.

*struggles in levitating grip*

That was the plans. The real version was to weigh 35,000 tons and be powered by a reactor off a 5km warship. Only baneblade sizes, feels slightly insulted that was just the primary filtering system .

Why on earth do the eldar hate caffine?

...

If you really want caffine that badly, I have some pure chemical form caffine. It will kill you, however.

*begins spinning jhe around in the air*
The Eldar dislike caffeine because it inadvertently led to the creation of one of the Dark Gods. I'll let you guess which one.
*Reactor finally explodes inside the mental shield*

*Sits in corner drinking irish coffee and watching the fight unfold.*

You kids and your magic..

*still struggling* cannot be strong as octupple espresso can it?

It was impiral tech. A 35,000 ton coffee maker is not so crazy where I come from. Our ships are flying Gothic catherdals. Space marine fliers with stone work and everything is covered in skulls.

It's a building code violation not to have a number of skulls per square foot.

If you let me down I promise I won't shoot you.
Shrugs. Oh, well ypou kind of have a point but we are not a highly psi active race who spent thousands of years refining various forms of "entertainment"

Only human. Plus have you seen how grim the empire is?

*Jhe spins even faster*
*hurls him at ZK mentally*
*continues to focus on the giant caffeine brewer, it begins to shake, the sound of rending metal can be hard*
*eyes glow super bright with power*
BY KHAINE, I WILL DESTROY THIS CONTRAPTION!

It's built from warship grade adamantium, you might be here a while.

*Catches Jhe and sets him on the ground*

She is destroying your coffee maker.

*Side long glance at Jhe*

Women am I right fellas?

*Coffee maker continues to shake*
*The metal begins to warp, sounds of rending metal can be heard*
*hits ZK with another lightning bolt as an after thought*
ALMOST THERE!

I know, my 35,000 ton coffee maker.... Seriously, we better get comfey this might take a while. So going to hit awful withdrawal in like 20 minutes. My last cup was a hour ago.

Il not say anything, im still sick from the spinning.
Next time the 45,000 ton moonshine distillery of will that risk too many deaths... ?

*Pulls out strange looking book bound by flesh which absorbs the lightning bolt then shoots a black lightning bolt back at WK knocking her to the floor*

Hey try again I dare you!

*lightning bolt is deflected by runic armor*
*ignores ZK, concentrating on the caffeine maker*
*caffeine maker explodes violently*
*to Jhe*
You were saying human?
*smirks*
*turns to ZK and shoots him with shuriken pistol*

*wanders off grumbing*, I was a happy commiaar, I had my coffee, not shooting anyone. They take my coffee.....

"Goes off to the hall of old plot objects to find a battle titan or warship calibre weaponry and plays a team music*

Now I turn my skills to weaponry not caffine....

That death strike sadly is a dud....

*wanders cavernous hall of broken and old plot objects*

*Ducks somehow avoiding crystal shard*

Well lady I think I have to teach you some manners...

*Book begins to howl* The wench is a lesser life form a tool for the daemons tis all... I shall make sure to feast on some of her soul before it is ripped away to "she who thirsts"

*I say* Oh now you talk... where did you take me you piece of gak book...

Try me human, you will die to my blade.
*draws witch blade and casts Force on it*
*fires more shuriken at ZK*

You're levitating while wearing a long skirt.

*Saintlike smile*

*Injects dart full of stimulant into WK*

*dart bounces off of runic armor*
*eyes flare with power and I hit Verviedi with a lightning bolt*
Pathetic.....
*turns back to ZK*


OOC: She wasn't floating this time, she was on the ground the whole time

OOC: Sorry, I thought the Levitate action a while ago was still applying.

*Conversion field explodes, goes white with shock and drops to the floor*
How the feth-

Guess who?

Lady I have fought creatures who are far worse then you so why don't you pipe down? And you know what where I come from you can just push your ideals and beliefs on people. If the hat dude likes coffee let em drink coffee!

*Stands defiantly in-front of WK*

Do your worst but at least Ill die free! YOU BITCH!

ENOUGH!

*Levitated by microdrones and pulled into standing position*

*A swarm of flying machines pulls WK and ZS apart*

There is no need for infighting!

You would willingly let him drink something created by the Dark Gods of Chaos? Typical Human.
*dragged back a bit*
*disperses drones with a psychic blast*


OOC: It's fine, I probably do stuff and then completely forget about it later on. But I like this character so far, very exciting.