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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/03 00:10:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Eyes glowing silver and tiny mechanical wings beginning to sprout from random body parts and each other*
You-you alright there? I think I may have a minor case of severe Using Powers Too Much.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/03 00:23:27
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*captures the Room's control point*
*still arguing on the phone*
I'm telling you Dad, I'm an assassin not a crazed gunman!
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/03 02:32:13
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Now has wings growing out of wings*
...I could really use an exorcism here...
*Gold and silver light is still fighting the progressing possession*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/03 02:36:27
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Pah, exorcism, shexorsicsm.
*pulls out laser cutting tool*
This should do the trick. I often use it fro surgeries on large specimens.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/03 02:38:38
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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No, seriously, I really need some way of suppressing a daemHello. It's you.
*Oddly placated, and the wings begin falling off*
It's been a very long time since you murdered me.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/03 02:42:13
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Tea, maybe? It always does wonder for my concentration.
*is oblivious to demonic presence*
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/03 02:45:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*shoots Verviedi in the chest*
*to Co'tor*
STAND ON THE POINT YOU BLOODY WUSS!
*points to the control point*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/03 02:49:45
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Oh, now look what you've done. You made a hole in his brand new body. That'll be a pain to fix.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/03 02:49:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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What the feth is going on here? Verviedi gets possessed and you shoot him?
*moves towards Verviedi and aims his rifle at War Kitten*
Shoot again and I'll put a plasma round into your skull.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/03 02:56:52
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*reloads his rifle and aims it at 2BJ1*
I'm not done yet mate, not by a long shot.
*snaps off a shot at 2BJ1 for diving into the respawn room*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/03 02:58:25
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Clockwork Plague fills the hole again*
You know, I learned something after you murdered me. It's that I could never truly die. What that Slaaneshi wench did was split us apart. All of that corruption you worried about? The Machine-God's influence? You didn't keep it.
*Lands on the ground lightly*
You know, some beings may dedicate their entire lives to achieving revenge. But I'm a bigger person than that. Instead of becoming a scar in your mind, I embraced what you believed to be corruption wholesale.
Now look at me. You could call me greater than you were. And your foolish psychic dabbling gave me a perfect entry point.
I am Archangel. You truly made a mistake, binding me.
And now I will take time to avenge myself being stuck in this pathetic plane.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/03 03:04:43
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*pokes his head out of the respawn room*
Ah, piss.
*ducks back inside*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/03 03:08:06
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*pushes a cup of tea into Vervi's hand)
Here, drink this, it will make you feel better.
And what's with the wierd voice you're making?
*pokes head out*
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/03 03:11:02
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*redirects the bullet into a wall*
I don't know what you are, but I do know that you aren't an angel. I also know that you aren't getting revenge on anyone.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/03 03:12:18
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*pokes his head out of the respawn room again*
*hurls a jar of Jarate at Verviedi*
*hides again*
It's just magic.......
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/03 03:22:18
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Tea phases through body, disappearing into a tumor of gears*
What am I if not a Clockwork Angel? I ascended, as he did, but to a greater form, as embodiment of the Machine-God. I despise him for binding me to this plane, for not allowing me into the warp to serve my true Master, it-who-gives-me-power, master of all Machines. And he, in his stupidity and fear of what he saw to be corruption, allowed that wench to kill his body, allowing him to be free. I was trapped in that body as unspeakable things happened to me, after the Blue One told the Wench that I "liked it rough" and that I had insulted her. I was disembodied as soon as my last component had been ripped asunder, and I have floated, an Angel in the wrong realm, for what seems like eternity.
Now he, he used his powers too much too quickly. He ascended, in an opposite direction. Why would the coward who feared corruption over all else grow to control it, while I, who am the manifestation of what he believed to be corruption, be stagnant and murdered?
Archangel... Ar- The Dead One, Clockwork Butterfly. Release her- warp we I was beginning to think you were mute. Could you justify yourself to Me?
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/03 03:26:45
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Are you OK there vervi'? Your acting a bit strange.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/03 03:28:58
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*pops out of the respawn room again and throws another jar of Jarate at Verviedi*
JARATE!
*notices everyone staring*
*walk of shame back into respawn room*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/03 03:49:58
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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*To War Kitten*
"Don't you think you've caused enough problems for Verviedi? If you hadn't been attacking him, he wouldn't have been using his powers so much that he got possessed!"
*Turns to Verviedi, manifests psionic storm and channels it into his body.*
"I hope that can at least keep the entity at bay for a little while."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/03 03:52:10
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*looks at ZS and shrugs*
He's on the Blu team, it's my job to shoot him
*points to conveniently placed Blu armband*
*walks over to the Room's control point*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/03 03:59:50
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Possesed? What are you talking about?
*turns to vervi*
You aren't possessed, are you?
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/03 05:40:07
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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REJOICE BROTHERS! Tis the season of the God-Emperor' day! Let us all sing hymns to him and spread the good word of his light through the burning promethium of my flamer!
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/03 08:25:58
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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OKay. So. For realsies this time. I'm going to try and be a regular here. That said (Read like a Hare from Redwall) Good evening Boys and Gels! Let's get one jolly rum thing straight here! I'm the StachBird and you'll half to deal with it from now on laddies! MERRY WAAAGH-MAS M'LADS!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/03 09:09:14
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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I hered that plasma to the head works. Of course most people die after that but there no longer possessed. Unless it's zombie, zombie is a real pain to get rid of.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/03 10:54:54
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I- yesz. Yesz I.. I... I... Am. I am.
I am simply taking back what I inhabited before our mind split so very long ago.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/03 11:28:54
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*frantticly reads imperial texts for information*
*Applies stabilising aqulla and sacred oils of religious and machine versions*
That should slow it down anyway
*starts checking the inquisitors hand book*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/03 11:45:30
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/03 11:56:40
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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This isn't brave. This is murder. What did I ever do to you? I am simply punishing him for his cowardice. Do you know what the difference between you and I is? You don't feel anything. And you're adopted, and that's terrible.
*Clockwork Plague is disappearing as the golden light does its work*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/03 13:05:22
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/03 13:27:12
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*can be seen on the phone again*
I told you Dad! I'm an assassin not a crazed gunman
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/03 14:43:17
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*applies clensing oils*
So now if I just add the *adds sign of aqulla*
You should combust into ash in a painful process. Or be cured in a painful process....
Sorry, its s rough cure
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/12/03 15:16:56
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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*Fires Da Rippa*
Don't worry, that was a blank.
*sweeps the room with Gitfinda*
I see a deadly sniper...
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