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Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*grabs the Arch Angel by the throat*
FALL TO ME DEMON!
*hurls her into the portal BC is holding*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

*something is happening*
*almost ritualistically, She moves, practically dancing, pulling the strands and shapes of light forming something, fixing something, opening something*

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Takes a step back and then runs at the Archangel, attempting to tackle her towards the portal]

What the hell are you doing?

No idea! Hopefully causing a distraction!


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

*Eyes glow with fury. Concentrates, then unleashes massive psionic storm into the Archangel.*

"Go back to the Shadow!"

*Staggers backwards from the mental exertion, then passes out.*

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 40 | Current main painting project: Tomb Kings
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*picks up ZS and sets him behind cover before charging the Arch Angel again*
IN THE EMPEROR'S NAME I BANISH YOU!
*pushes the Arch Angel back into the portal*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

That's my cue.

Perron, what the hell-

We'll be back again, chill.

I hate you some days, you know that.

Acceptable. [Takes a bow and follows the angel through the portal]

[Closes portal from the other side whilst flipping the middle finger to the rest of the room]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*drags ZS from the fight*

You've fought well, Lar'she. Rest now.

*draws a cane and charges at the Archangel*

*lightning starts crackling from both ends of the cane*

OOC: Well, I guess the fight ended before I showed up.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/04 01:04:32


Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Leg is caught in the portal*
What is she doing?! Notice the thre-
*Archangel is dragged into the warp*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/04 01:06:46




Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*chops the Angels' leg off and shoves her into the portal completely*
*sees BC flip him the bird*
Well that was rude
*walks over to drop pod and pulls out a spare power sword*
*does a few practice swings to get a feel for the weight*
Acceptable.
So, what happens now? 5 minutes after I arrive and there was already a fight. Must be my lucky day or something like that.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/04 01:06:52


TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Reappears on sofa with a cracking noise] [Appears very pale and collapses sideways into seat]

See, I said it'd be fine!

...

...

...Benny?


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*grabs Verviedi's arm and tries to pull him away from the portal*

Feth! For someone who talks about not having any grudges, she really doesn't want to let you go.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

*the light, forming a vast circle, spins faster and faster, changing and moving*
*and then shatters, "shards" of light spiraling down and disintegrating around Her, bathing her in light, obscuring her from view*

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*walks over to Co'tor and pokes her with a power sword*
What exactly are you doing?

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

Really Perron? Gue'la are fragile, you should know this by now.

*kneels down to BC*

What happened in the warp, exactly?

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

I only sealed the portal and made sure there were some ...friends.... to greet our new guest, there. You know, a good scrap to keep her busy until she forgets about coming back here...

I guess I was overdoing it with the visions and manifestations, when you're using someone else's body, it's a bit like how you'd use up your fat and energy reserves, except it's, you know, life force.


[bionic arm nudges BC in the face] Come on fella, you're fine. Stop being so dramatic.

...feth.


ooc: Why'd I pick such an obnoxious voice colour? oh right, yeah, Slaanesh.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/04 01:22:34



[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*walks over to BC and injects him with adrenaline*
This should perk him up a bit!
*stands back to watch the reaction*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

Hmm, may I try something?

*lifts cane up and thrusts it into BC's chest, shocking him*

A bit like your defibrillators, but also lending him my own strength.

*repeats the action, and looks tired*

This takes more energy than you'd think.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Stirs slightly*
Is she gone? Damn... I never knew that part of me would come back, especially not as such a... belligerent creature.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Stirs] [Screams and sits bolt upright] G-God Emperor, what the Hell just happened? [Pupils incredibly large]

...We're back? [Grips arm of sofa]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

*The light begins to fade slowly, but the air around Her still flickers slightly, and as the light disapears it the last places to go are seemingly a pair of wings, with feather drifting off of them*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/04 01:33:23


Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

Easy, easy. Everything's fine. You're alright. I did some, eh, medical practice, and the marine put adrenaline in you. Probably not a good combination, in hindsight.

You're probably famished, want me to get you something. I've probably got a snack on my somewhere.

*starts rummaging through pockets*

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*takes off helmet and scratches head*
Yeah, sorry about that. We had to jump start your heart again. You'll be feeling hyper for a little while.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Steps up to Her*
Wings? What... are you?



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Stares at the light show until it fades] So... Pretty.

Hm? Food? [Considers] I don't know. Too many things to try and concentrate on at the same time. [Holds head]

He'll take some food. Glad you're okay, fella.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*snaps fingers in front of BC's face to get his attention*
Let us re-state. YOU WILL have some food. Right now you're running on the adrenaline I put into you. Eat something.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

*still slightly glowing, She smiles lightly*
* an outstretched hand produces a small orb of light that slowly float and "lands" on Vervi's head*

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Shudders and spasms as the light passes information directly into my brain*
*Looks mournful*
...I'm sorry for everything that happened to you. I could never have survived.
*Steps over to BC*
Are you feeling better? That was quite a shock, I must admit.
*Offers him a cup of tea*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Follows WK's fingers attentively] Alright, alright.

[Staggers towards kitchen, and then gets distracted happily chasing leaves by the open window] Hee!

... [BC slaps himself]

Ow! Oh, right, food. [Makes it into the kitchen]
[Sad noise] Deciding is haaaard. I want to go and play.

[Slapping sound] F-fine, soup. I'l have soup. [Sound of soup being microwaved]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Good thing Kimmy wasn't here to see this. Veck mentioned her in the report as well. This whole situation would've horrified her.
*sighs and puts his helmet back on*
*begins doing sword drills in the middle of the room*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Been Around the Block




Merica

 War Kitten wrote:
Sure
*leaves sniper nest*
Here's my bet.
*pulls out an apple*


Here's my bet
*lays down 10 gold coins *
I raise you by 99
*Deals cards*
You fold yet I can't lose
[spoiler]
I got a ROYAL STRAIGHT FLUSH

DONT CROSS ME OR I WILL BLOW UP YOUR LIFE  
   
 
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