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**DOOMBREAD**

Granted. You and your squad are captured by DE.

I wish I could beat Mission 4 of Dawn of War: Winter Assault as Imperial Guard.

**Skycrawler**

Granted, however you are never able to beat any other missions as any other faction....

I wish I had a lasgun.

**DOOMBREAD**

Granted. You are conscripted into the Imperial Guard, are issued a lasgun, and are then forced to fight Chaos Space Marines.

I wish Necrons were only as powerful as the other armies.
(I asked before, but never got an answer.)

**Skycrawler**

(I will immediately survive and get lumped into a regiment that specialize in putting down rebellions/ Tau incursions.)

Granted, but every army is now OP.

I wish, that it was a long las now....

**liquidjoshi**

Yup. But you never have any ammo... EVER.

I wish my wishes plagued everyone except myself until death.

**Skycrawler**

(I will use my bayonet...the Emperor protects.)

Granted, you are now everyone else though.

I wish for another Long-Serpent Battlecruiser... the last one blew up.

**DOOMBREAD**

Granted. You are certain this one will survive, so you take it for a spin into the Warp. It experiences a catastrophic Gellar Field failure and Daemons eat your soul.

I wish people would stop saying the Emperor is dead.

**p_gray99**

Granted. There's no need to say it, because everyone knows it in their hearts...

I wish Dark Eldar flyers could hover.

**Skycrawler**

(Ha, I'm a blunt, I have no soul. lol)

Granted! However they can no longer fly.

I wish for a Rogue Trader Warrant of Trade.

**p_gray99**

Granted. However, you only live in the 21st century, so you can't do anything with it.

I wish the entire DE codex was exactly the same as it is now, except that it mentioned that the flyers had the hover type.

**DOOMBREAD**

Granted. However, the rulebook does not define hoverers, so the hover ability that the flyers have is useless.

I wish more people knew what the term "irony" means.

**nomsheep**

granted, but now everyone knows its no fun to use.

I wish I could be bothered to purchase 6th ed.

**DOOMBREAD**

Granted. You have reason to purchase 6th. ed, but the price goes up 100-fold.

I wish my list could beat Necron Flyerspam.

**snurl**

Granted. Your list is tuned immaculatly; but your player skills will never get you there.

I wish wargamers were held in high regaurd, like celebrities.

**nomsheep**

granted but it lasts about a week until we all release we preferred anonymity and hide once again in the shadows.

I wish this game didn't suck

Nom

**DOOMBREAD**

Granted. A new edition is released, which you love, but everyone else hates, so you have nobody to play against.

I'm going to rephrase my last wish: I wish I could beat Necron flyerspam without having to alter/tailor my list.

**snurl**

Granted. You purchase loaded dice.

I wish for these hornets to leave the area.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. Wasps now infest the area.
I wish I had more monies to buy my dream computer.

**DOOMBREAD**

Granted. You have enough money to buy the computer. However, it explodes- taking much of your house with it- one day after the warranty expires.

I wish that MC paintball invisibility glitch would go away.

**snurl**

Granted. The glitch is gone but the game only runs at 1 FPS.

I wish STEAM had never been invented.

**Nocturn**

Granted. I can no longer play Counter Strike online. I kill you in a fit of rage.

I wish that the people at my work weren't total douches.

**snurl**

Doesn't everyone?
Granted. They are now total Idiots.

I wish for adventure.

**DOOMBREAD**

Granted. You try to steal an ancient treasure, Indiana Jones-style, and then get crushed by a boulder rolling over you.

I wish for a pie...

**snurl**

Granted. A hulking clown springs from your refridgerator and pummels you with pies in your face.

I wish I knew which one was the werewolf.

**Nocturn**

Granted. They all are.

I wish I remembered to bring my lunch to work.

**DOOMBREAD**

Granted. You remember to bring your lunch to work. However, one of your coworkers steals it.

I wish there was an instance in the fluff (discounting DoW) where IG beat Necrons.

**snurl**

Granted. There was one obscure incident but GW officially denies it and Matt Ward squats it out of the next codex.

I wish that games night was not such a hassle to schedule.

**p_gray99**

Granted. There is no games night. Thus, no hassle!

I wish I wasn't hungry.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. You're too bloated with food, which you then promptly vomit out.
I wish Matt Ward was a MUCH more competent writer.

**Wardragoon**

Granted, he is fired and replaced by C.S. Goto

I wish Phil Kelly would write Dark Angels codex, I want cheaper dakka too, why must the wolves have cheaper HWs