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**Noisy_Marine**

You are, but you have no eyes, nose, or mouth, and must be fed by IV.

I wish the new chaos codex would usher in an era of balance and harmony for GW rules.

**Squidmanlolz**

Granted, the Necron codex remains OP as all hell and single-handedly ruins 40k for several editions

I wish I had theme music.

**DOOMBREAD**

Granted. Everywhere you go, you've got Justin Bieber playing in the background.

I wish Ollanius Pius was still in 40k fluff.

**Squidmanlolz**

Granted. No, seriously, Dan Abnett brought him back in one of the Horus Heresy books, IIRC.

I wish for the letter Q.

**Skycrawler**

Granted but the stem thing broke off...

I wish for my pick of battlefleet gothic miniatures.

**DOOMBREAD**

Granted, but no matter which model you choose, it's poorly painted and broken.

I wish Firefly hadn't gotten canned.

**Skycrawler**

Granted...you know, I'm not even going to mess with this one.

I wish my Models were not broken....

**DOOMBREAD**

Granted. All your models are in perfect condition. But you have only one.

I wish I was better at Dawn of War.

**p_gray99**

Granted. You join the imperial guard, and are forced to fight 10000 orks at dawn. You do very well, and kill three.

I wish I was cleverer.

**DOOMBREAD**

Granted. Your sense of humor is so advanced that nobody understands it, and you are mocked for having a bad sense of humor, despite your attempts to explain that your jokes would be hilarious if they could understand them.

I wish GW would make an out-of-universe confirmation that the Emperor was still alive.

**p_gray99**

Granted. Mat Ward does so. I wish I could afford an XV8 battlesuit.

**DOOMBREAD**

Granted. You have exactly enough money for an XV8 battlesuit, and no more.

I wish Minecraft 1.3 had less glitches.

**p_gray99**

Granted. It has one glitch, said glitch being that it transfers a virus to your computer that then kills it dead.
I wish I had a battery with infinite life.

**Barksdale**

Granted. It only works on the IPad 3.

I wish that I owned GW.

**Hawk**

Granted, but you quickly go broke.

I wish I could fly.

**Deadshot**

Granted.

I wish the entire planet had Autocannon Quad Gun AA emplacements every 5 metres prohramed only to shoot at you. Nothing personal.

**Vindicare-Obsession**

Granted
Those Quads are overrun by Wraiths and their destroyer lords

I wish people didnt hate my wraith and destroyer lord unit so much.

**Hawk**

Granted, but they now hate you for no apparent reason.

I wish I ruled America w/ an iron fist

**Vindicare-Obsession**

Granted
Then the rebellion begins and bush takes over.

I wish people would stop making absurd rules arguments in YMDC

**Skycrawler**

Granted, instead they make absurd arguments in 40k Background.

I wish I was less annoying.

**Squidmanlolz**

DOOMBREAD wrote:Granted. Your sense of humor is so advanced that nobody understands it, and you are mocked for having a bad sense of humor, despite your attempts to explain that your jokes would be hilarious if they could understand them.

Dude, he's already from the UK...

Granted. You become less annoying. Your newly found positive traits land you a career as an actor, where you quickly fall into a lifestyle of hard drugs, and alcohol abuse. You die, alone from an overdose.

I wish that I wasn't so lonely...

**Skycrawler**

granted, but you are thrown in jail...sure aren't going to be lonely now.

I wish I had a life size, fully functioning Long-Serpent class Battlecruiser.

**Hawk**

Granted, but you accidentally hit the self destruct button and it exploded while you are still inside.

I wish I was a gorilla.

**Skycrawler**

Granted, but you are shot by a animal control officer.

I wish I had a U-boat....

**Squidmanlolz**

Granted, the aged, weathered, antique hull rusts through and the ship ends up sinking. The hatches rust shut as well.

I wish for fapple

Spoiler:

**Skycrawler**

Good thing I had it in my fish tanks then...will make a nice tank ornament...anyway.
granted! However it tastes like gak.

I wish for an f4 phantom.

**Testify**

Granted. It materialises just above your house and comes crashing down in an enormous fireball.

I wish I had a normal sleeping pattern.

**snurl**

Granted. You have the normal sleeping pattern of a common opossum.

I wish something good would happen.

**p_gray99**

Granted. To me.
I wish this game I'm playing had multiple save files.

**Hawk**

Granted, but the save file become corrupted and unusable.

I wish I was a space marine.