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**snurl**

Granted. It is now Christmas. Everyone is caught off guard, no shopping or preparations have been made; no decorations or feasts, no celebrations or parties, no time off from work or gathering of family and friends, no presents. Its the worst Christmas ever and its all your fault.

I wish for no stress over the next few weeks.

**DOOMBREAD**

Granted, you are immune to stress, so you can't think about-or deal with- anything displeasing.

I wish Eldar were as good as the other armies.

**liquidjoshi**

They are. Then GW squats them.

I wish I didn't have to worry about so many things.

**snurl**

Granted. The only thing you have to worry about is waking up all of the sleeping tigers around you if you drop any of the water balloons you are juggling.

I wish for more people to use thier turn signals while driving.

**Nocturn**

Granted. They never turn them off.

I wish I could get my old Taurus SHO back again.

**Wardragoon**

Granted, but it comes back completely broken, with no parts available.

I wish I wasnt so hungover XD

**p_gray99**

Granted. You're drunk.

I wish I wasn't going to be hungover tomorrow morning XD

**snurl**

Granted. You are torn apart by werewolves on the way to the pub.

I wish I found that stack of twenties I was looking for.

**Wardragoon**

Granted, but you get mugged and lose it all, plus your left sock.

I wish I had better luck when it came to anything dice related

**p_gray99**

Granted. You are accused of cheating, and are thrown out of your FLGS permanently, and no-one wants to play with you ever again.
I wish Darko didn't enforce his rules as harshly.

**Deadshot**

Granted, but the other Mods become stricter and you are permabanned for misusing "there" in place of "their"

**p_gray99**

What? Are you out of your mind? I'm the cheif grammar nazi of the penthouse!
Anyway, no wish, so you get deep fried and then served to the devil. By the way, you're quite tasty. I should know, because I'm eating you

I wish I knew what this word "morality" meant. I mean, why do people use it so often?

**liquidjoshi**

Sure you do. It means not using other website's smileys on Dakka. The punishment is severe; you're torn apart by innumerable smileys. You didn't know your body could be torn in so many different directions at once!

I wish I never had to eat again.

**DOOMBREAD**

Granted. You don't have to eat, as you have the option of starving to death instead.

I wish Necrons weren't more powerful than the other armies.

**snurl**

Granted. You slip into a coma and you are fed intraveniously for the rest of your days.

I wish I knew, if a Grammar Nazi had a stroke, would they go into a comma?

**DOOMBREAD**

Granted. You learn by becoming a Grammar Nazi and experiencing a stroke.

I wish Power Blobs hadn't been nerfed in 6th.

**Wardragoon**

Granted, but all power weapons are now treated as regular CC weapons due to someone letting Gav Thorpe out of his cage.

I wish the new DA codex would come out tomorrow.

**broodstar**

Granted, but it's written by Robin Cruddace.

I wish my army didn't suck anymore.

**Vindicare-Obsession**

I think it has to be a wish that hasnt already happened. Anyway, same reply that everyone gets to the "I wish my army was stronger" post. No one playes with you, banned, ect. ect.

I wish I didnt have to open the store at 5am because someone went fishing for a week.

**p_gray99**

Granted. How does 3 am sound?

I wish I quicker at painting yet still the same standard or better.

**snurl**

Granted. You are the fastest, bestest painter around. But you cant remember where you put any figures when you finish them.

I wish my wife would paint my armies for me.

**DOOMBREAD**

Granted. She paints them horridly, and breaks most of your models in the process.

I wish Power Axes wouldn't make you I1.

**Gutsnagga**

Granted, but they make you do still make you initiative 2, and Mat Ward is in your house.

I wish Agenda 21 wasn't real.

**p_gray99**

Granted. Agenda 53 is exactly the same, and is real.

I wish Fladis had a larger army.

**DOOMBREAD**

Granted. He steals all your models at gunpoint and incorporates them into his army.

I wish I could find my Dark Heresy Character sheet.

**snurl**

Granted. You know just which dunghill its under, start digging.

I wish for more DAKKA.

**Vindicare-Obsession**

Granted. You play against shooting orks and get Dakka'd to death.

I wish squats hadn't been eaten by the bugs

**p_gray99**

Granted. They were killed by the 'crons.

I wish I had a clear head.

**Squidmanlolz**

Granted, your invisible head disgusts many and labels you a freak.

I wish a beautiful woman would fall in love with me.

**Barksdale**

Granted, shes got AIDS.

I wish I was a millionaire.