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**p_gray99**

Oh, did I forget to mention that being given awesome new painting powers automatically destroys all your paints in the process? My bad.
And granted. It's £99999999 to buy, and you're broke from the last wish

I wish the tau codex would be updated so that they still have the same fluff but they're far more competitive.

**Deadshot**

Granted however, even being far more competitive than they are now they are still tied for bottom rung with Nids.

I wish I could afford today's excursion into KFC and the cinema while paying for a gorgeous women too.

**snurl**

Granted. Gorgeous women dont eat at KFC. She stomps off disgusted at not being taken to a proper restaurant and you have enough cash for extra popcorn chicken.

I wish that drinks at movie theatres were priced realistically.

**p_gray99**

Granted. However the only drink available in nurgle juice. To be fair, it is only 5p.

I wish I had the opportunity to go within 10m of gorgeous women. Some people don't realise how lucky they are. *grumble*.

**liquidjoshi**

Pepper spray only has an effective range of 9 meters.

I wish I knew what happened to The Box... and to Georgia.

**snurl**

Granted. You find out about Georgia by going back a page or so; but the Box, YOU OPENED IT. WE CAME. Your SUFFERING will be LEGENDARY even in HELL.

I wish they would make more scary movies of the beetter sort like Hellraiser was.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. More scary movies in that sense are made during the holidays. Then the spinoffs and awful sequels follow.
"Oh, no tears, please... it's a waste of good suffering."
I wish Clive Barker had more of a hand in writing the Hellraiser sequels so they weren't so bad.

**snurl**

Granted. Someone cut off Clive's hand and used it like a glove while writing the sequels.

I wish for more movies like Dark Knight Rises.

**liquidjoshi**

Granted. With Jim Carey as Batman. It's horrible.

I wish someone understood my reference when I ask what happened to Georgia.

**DOOMBREAD**

Granted, but their computer crashes before they can post in reply.

I wish I had 500 points' worth of Eldar models, that would build and paint themselves.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. They still suck on the tabletop.
I wish I had enough money to finish my army, buy pre-sales for Comic-Con 2013, and buy stuff to make my own computer, a really good one too.

**Nocturn**

Granted. You have enough money for all of those things, but it is being held in a trust fund with the restriction that it can only be accessed when Tau are good...so...never.

I want a computer at work that wasn't made in the early 1800's.

**liquidjoshi**

Early 1700s it is!

Please, for the love of the God-Emperor, can someone tell me what happened to Georgia!?!?!?

**DOOMBREAD**

Granted, but the information they give you is wildly inaccurate.

I wish Power Weapons were AP2 again.

**snurl**

Granted. Power weapons are AP2 again but you must roll 3 consecutive sixes in order for them to operate. Each turn.

I wish for another frosty cold Moosehead.

**DOOMBREAD**

Granted. It is so cold it freezes you to death when you try to drink it.

I wish Eldar were better.

**snurl**

Granted. Eldar are better. Now they can almost beat the Tau.

I wish I had not run out of Moosehead.

**DOOMBREAD**

Granted. You have a massive amount of Moosehead dropped on you, soaking you before falling on the ground and becoming undrinkable.

I wish Eldar were an army of reasonable strength.

**snurl**

Granted. Eldar are the poster child of balance and reasonability. But all of the other armies are over the top broken auto-wins.

I wish I had time to finish my Garden of Morr. Just about 300 skulls and roses to go.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. Then a wormhole sucks both you and the Garden into the Sun.
I wish my computer was faster and more advanced.

**snurl**

Granted. You have a Mac.

I wish my phone did internet faster.

**DreadlordME!**

Granted, but it gets stolen by the phone companies for research.

I wish that my family would close programs after using them

**Gutsnagga**

Granted, but they shut down the computer and hide it every time they're done as well.

I wish orks in close combat didn't get hurt so bad by 6th ed.

**Wardragoon**

Granted, Orks can't even survive to get into close combat.

I wish I had more mead

**p_gray99**

Granted. Extremely watered-down mead that's basically water. Enjoy!

I wish the RP I'm in hadn't slowed down.

**liquidjoshi**

Sure. It goes too fast to follow.

I wish that gak hadn't hit the fan.

**snurl**

Granted. It missed the fan and winged you right offside the head.

I wish that cool old dune buggy down the street was in my garage.

**p_gray99**

Granted. However your garage is currently at the bottom of the Pacific due to a tidal wave.

I wish KOTH was actually working out well.

**liquidjoshi**

Sure. You're not a part of it (IDK if i just saved you or what there TBH.)

I wish I could play Space Marine well competitively.

**p_gray99**

Sure. Uh... you don't make sense, so here's a ten tonne weight for you to carry on your shoulders.

I wish it was Christmas.