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**liquidjoshi**

Fine. Have fun being buried alive

I wish I could avoid corruption.

**Wardragoon**

Granted, but it is too late for you are corrupt

**Deadshot**

Granted you just have bad luck and are now enjoying the view of the underside of a truck tire.

I wish for a party.

**snurl**

Granted. The Republican party shows up at your house.

I wish for no interuptions.

**Wardragoon**

Granted, no one even acknowledges you exist, ever.

**liquidjoshi**

No wish. You become a spawn of chaos.

I wish I knew what happened to Georgia.

**snurl**

Granted. You are transported back in time to 1861 when Georgia and Florida both have just seceeded from the union. You watch in horror as a beautiful utopia is burned and overrun, then rebuilt but only to a mere shadow of it's former glory.

I wish more people were history buffs.

**Vindicare-Obsession**

Granted
Everyone must tell you their viewpoints on how things occured in history (as events are often colored by ones interpretation)
I wish people would stop making snide remarks about my avatar.

**Deadshot**

Granted, everyone becomes obsessed and make inappropriate comments meaningbeveryone must be banned but you and the Mod team so Dakka dies.

**liquidjoshi**

No wish... I'm feeling vindictive. How's 10000 years in hell going to treat you?

I wish I hadn't watched that last video. That was just... urgh.

**Deadshot**

Granted, instead you spent 100000000000000 years in hell. I was feeling vindictive. And for the record, Hell wouldn't bother me much because me and Satan are like best friends.

I wish my Aegis Defense Line wasn't boring to paint.

**CuddlySquig**

Granted. Now it is infuriating to paint.
AHHHH! WHY DOES THE PAINT KEEP RUNNING!!!!1!!1!

I wish my cat would cuddle me more. ^_^

**Wardragoon**

Granted, the cat never leaves you alone.
I wish my wishes would post

(Seriously WTF is going on here)

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. They post in some gobbledygook people can't seem to understand.
I wish the Tea Party would self-destruct.

**Wardragoon**

Granted, they boot out obama, and get what they want with nothing more to do they go home.

I wish they made a My little pony army just so I could destroy it on TT, failing that at the rifle range.

**DOOMBREAD**

Granted, but Mat Ward writes the codex and it is the most OP army ever, even more than 7th ed Daemons in WHFB, and your friends, not recognizing how OP the army is, mock you for repeatedly losing to a bunch of ponies. Even worse, the models are extremely well-built and too durable to destroy with guns.

I wish GW could balance 40K reasonably well.

**snurl**

Granted. Hell freezes over.

I wish to paint tiny grafetti all over my ageis defense line.

**CuddlySquig**

Granted. You paint realistic, real world grafetti. "BK all day, 6 popping, 5 dropping." Now everyone assumes your a gang banger, including real gang bangers. You get shot in a drive-by by some west side homies.

I wish GW created a casting process that didn't produce mould lines.

**Wardragoon**

Granted, they return to the issue of bubbles

I wish that broken techmarine servo harness' werent such a pain in the ass to fix

**Deadshot**

Granted, its a pain in the head. Ie, it drops from a high shelf and brains you.

I wish for a mint

**Wardragoon**

(getting brained by finecast....that would be hilarious)
Granted, you get a dead spearmint plant

I wish I didn't need sleep, and yet remain alive

**Deadshot**

Granted but you become irritable and hit a high ranking mafia guy.

I wish I had a drink.

**Wardragoon**

Granted, you have a drink of bleach

I wish I wouldnt forget to post wishes

**DOOMBREAD**

Granted. You never forget to post wishes, but you forget everything else, and spend the rest of your life on this thread.

I wish WBB no longer existed.

**CuddlySquig**

Granted. Now we've got something even worse.

I wish I had a better table to play 40k on.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted, the table's made from the bones of human corpses. Then the feds find out and you're arrested.
I wish I had totally awesome painting skills to finish painting my army.

**p_gray99**

Deadshot wrote:Hell wouldn't bother me much because me and Satan are like best friends.

We are? News to me.

Dr. Temujin wrote:I wish I had totally awesome painting skills to finish painting my army.

Granted, but you have no money for new paints.
I wish more people would join the penthouse because of me so that darko would be impressed and promote me.

**Deadshot**

p_gray99 wrote:
Deadshot wrote:Hell wouldn't bother me much because me and Satan are like best friends.
We are? News to me.

No, I meant the old Satan. He retired before you came along. You really think you're in charge, but Demons still hang out with him.

**DOOMBREAD**

Granted. More people join the penthouse, but darko disapproves of all of them, and demotes you.

I wish I was better at Halo.

**Dr. Temujin**

p_gray99 wrote:Granted, but you have no money for new paints.

Joke's on you, I already have a plethora of paints!
@DOOMBREAD: Granted, but only on the Solo Campaign. You still are very bad at Multiplayer.
I wish The Black Library would publish a story on one of the Xeno races. Oh, and neither Matt Ward or Robin Cruddace, or G.S. Goto can write it.