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**War Kitten**

*picks up ZK mentally and hurls him into a wall*
*walks over and picks up bottle before returning to seat*
I'll show you some respect when you've earned it, not a minute before!
*resumes drinking from bottle*

**Verviedi**

*With a click, the last component slides home and the construct begins glowing harsh white*
This should make me less insufferably incompetent. It's a psychic amplifier.
...Just so you know, half of it is Eldar tech, and the other half is Tau and Imperial tech. It's a bit ugly, but I'm planning on miniaturizing it and prettifying it for the final run.

**War Kitten**

You do realize if the Craftworlds find out about that device they'll come rip you to shreds? We don't like others using our tech.

**Verviedi**

Due to a minor incident involving a door-to-door salesman and a hat shop on Ulthwé, I'm already banned from there, so this isn't that much of a step up.
...Also may be due to the fact that I stole a small spacecraft with Co'tor's help.
*Begins glowing slightly silver*
Oh, that's interesting. My aura is silver, yours is light blue, and BC's is pink with polka-dots.

**Co'tor Shas**

In my defense, I thought it was for sale.

**War Kitten**

On Biel-Tan they would've skinned you alive for that, and don't get me started on what MY Craftworld would've done to you. Although, come to think of it, you might actually like it, briefly, at least

**Co'tor Shas**

I don't think they really need that provocation to try and kill me. All things considered, the world would probably be a much safer place without me. Although probably not as interesting.

**Overlord Thraka**

War Kitten wrote:
That I cannot tell you, you need to figure it out yourself.
*the fusion gun begins to glow super bright before exploding*
Well, that was interesting.
*to Thrakka*
Got any more Fusion Guns on hand? Maybe a Laser Lance? Lasblaster? Starcannon?

If you want a weapon, we'll sell it to ya.

Autocannon 20's
E-11 Blaster Rifles
Phasers
Bolters
even special items like Ringmor's Cunning Dagger of concealment!

Well priced and (sometimes) in stock!

**zombiekila707**

*Gets up walks over to War kitten and dumps the whiskey all over her*

Here you go Princess

*Gives War Kitten the finger*

Sit and spin...

**War Kitten**

*teleports away before ZK can pour the whiskey on me*
You're going to have to try harder than that mon'keigh.
*teleports again and sits down to meditate on a mountain 300 miles away*

**Overlord Thraka**

*Flutters up to Ash and sees easy target to pawn old junk off on*

Ash! Care to browse my wide and varied selection of Chainsaws? Looking for a Quad-barrel Pulse Modulated boomstick? Mind if I take the Necronomicon off your uh... hand?

**jhe90**

Ooc time to summon the space wolf

*commisar locks him self in workshop for a while building a banetoaster and 37,500 ton tea maker. *

**Verviedi**

Enjoy it? Oh, interesting, what would they d-
*Notices WK gone*

**jhe90**

*space wold smashs through the front door carrying a axe, glowing skull and drinking from a large tankard*

Hello, anyone in this dimension, the runes said there would be ale, meat and much glorious battles here! *drinks from massive tankard* wheres the roast elk!

*spectral wolf phases through wall*

Good job fluffy you made it.

**KaptinBadrukk**

*inside the secret room. [Inside the brackets] can't be heard, but outside can*
[Kaptin, War Kitten is no ordinary space marine]. He killed our forces in one go.
[He won. I'm not bothering to call in moar] dakka. We stay here.

**Verviedi**

*Reflexively flips jhe upside down and sticks his feet to the ceiling*
Fething what? Who the-
Oh. Space Wolf. Go ahead.

**jhe90**

Hello, cealings eh. some people just don't belive in gravity!

Now anyone sell some ale? This glowing thousand son head makes it but its warm *shakes head at the crime of it all*

The runes sense much power in this room, a eldar, chaos and some other strange effects. what kind of dimension is this one> its not the Great beer hall of the 13th

**KaptinBadrukk**

*still inside the secret room. [Inside the brackets] can't be heard, but outside can*

[Kaptin, what happened to Da Rippa?]
[Oh gak, I] left it out there.
[Hold the phone], Kaptin. I can go unarmed and get it.

*unarmed git teleports from secret room*

FLASH GIT: Hold it! I'm unarmed.

*Flash git gets the weapon and teleports back to secret room*

**Verviedi**

This "Orks trying to murder everyone" business is annoying me enough that I'm going to take time out of my day to resolve it.
*The walls begin to fold upwards and marker drones hunt for the secret room*
Oh, yes. Right.
*Releases jhe from my levitation*

**War Kitten**

*teleports back into the room and begins makng tea*
*whistling cheerfully*
*sees the walls folding up*
Looking for the Orks eh?

**jhe90**

*checks runes* I was right eldar p. Always come up on the wolf stone. Hello eldar, happy stone wolf day to you all.

*spectral wolf curls up in corner near the sofa for a nap*

**Verviedi**

Orks are a blight on the galaxy.
*Railgun fires in the exact direction of Marla*

**War Kitten**

*nudges the railgun to fire 2 feet to the left, hitting a flash git instead*
That wouldn't have hit an Ork.......
*to jhe*
Oh, hi wolf, how is the rune casting going?

**Verviedi**

I'm not sure exactly where that teleporter is, but...
Hold on.
*Massive teleporter array falls out of it's housing and violently explodes*

**jhe90**

Every good farseer* casts runes again*

Though somthing seems odd about this room. The rune of the 12th wolf should not be coming so close to rune of the iron wolf when the blavck wolf is above it....

Somthing is wring in the room

*looks like that all made perfect sense*

**War Kitten**

*scratches her head*
Well, if this room made sense we'd all be killing each other. So be glad that it doesn't.

**jhe90**

Makes sense *gets up and starts looking in kitchen for some roast elk*

Anyone want a ferrasian ale?

**War Kitten**

Nah.
*teleports away again*

OOC: I'm out of ideas for the Farseer. Sniper time! Last change for a while I promise.

**jhe90**

*sees sniper climb put a sofa*

*still looking for roast elk* lasange, urgh nurgling pie, caffine, soup, agh roast elk

*stood in kitchen eating*
So you want a beer?

**War Kitten**

*gets out of the couch sniper nest and stretches*
*cracks neck*
*looks at Jhe*
Apples mate.
*goes back into couch and hangs a sign on the outside advertising the coffee shop within*