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What? Where did he go? I was going to show him where the Snazzgun storage was.
*shrugs*
Oh well.

[Starts doing arts and crafts on the coffee table] [Pulls out large sheet of paper and glitter]

*Teleports out of secret room*

Snazzgunz, War Kitten? Show me!

*Deactivates mines under feet as I walk over to BC*
So, any news on the girls?

*points down the hall*
Go to the end of this hallway then turn left, then right. The snazzgun's are down there. We found lots of them in an unmarked grave full of ork skeletons.

Okay.

*goes to the Snazzgun room*

BY MORK AND GORK I MUS BE IN HEAVEN!

WAR KITTEN! Can I take some Snazzgunz?

Go ahead, we don't have a use for em'. Just don't kill Guardsmen with them and we won't have an issue.

*Golden light plays over the Snazzguns before disappearing entirely*
That feels much better, actually.

WK: "who is it?"

Cad Bane: "Me"
*BOOOOOOM!!! The door to the bunker flies back 30 meters from the doorway. Framed in the doorway is a figure in a long coat with a large hat*
Cad Bane: I've come for the guardsman. Give him to me and there'll be no trouble

I thought you where rounding up rogue eagles and ice trolls?

 jhe90 wrote:
I thought you where rounding up rogue eagles and ice trolls?

OOC: No, that was several hundred employees

 Overlord Thraka wrote:
WK: "who is it?"

Cad Bane: "Me"
*BOOOOOOM!!! The door to the bunker flies back 30 meters from the doorway. Framed in the doorway is a figure in a long coat with a large hat*
Cad Bane: I've come for the guardsman. Give him to me and there'll be no trouble

Oh feth! Pocket sand! *throws sand in Thrakka's eyes and runs*

See's a running WK, Watch out for the mine field!

i just cleaned my armour, i dpn't want chunks all over it.

Feth it *telaports WK to Feasting hall* *mental note added, you should know the drill, hands in the warp funnel at all times, asprin by the landing pad..... PS, running into your own minefield is not smart....*

 War Kitten wrote:

 Overlord Thraka wrote:
WK: "who is it?"

Cad Bane: "Me"
*BOOOOOOM!!! The door to the bunker flies back 30 meters from the doorway. Framed in the doorway is a figure in a long coat with a large hat*
Cad Bane: I've come for the guardsman. Give him to me and there'll be no trouble

Oh feth! Pocket sand! *throws sand in Thrakka's eyes and runs*

OOC: YOu misunderstand. I hired infamous Bounty Hunter Cad Bane to come after you
BIC:
*Bane lowers hid head deflecting the sand of his hat*
Cad Bane: "What a stupid thing to do"
*Pulls out blaster and shoots WK in the leg*
"I'm not here to kill you, you worm! But you are coming with me!"
Drags WK away

OOC: This guy took on Obi-Wan and Quinlan Vos at the same time and got away. YOu are in trouble now! Hehehehe!

*was teleported away so the shot misses*
*lands in Fenrisian Hall on top of a table*
Feth that hurt! At least I escaped that madman. Why was he coming after me anyway? Did I insult his sister or something?
*shrugs*

*mental message flashs into WK's mind*

Asprin, table to your left.

First aid kit near the fireplace

Caffine by the door to the left.

and theres some corners of your mind that are just.... By the emperor that was not nice to see....

your welcome.

*message ends*

Ooc guardsmen have easy to read minds, and scary corners lol

You can read minds? Ooh! Do mine!

Il give it a go. Some minds are far more complex though.

*eyes glow*

Woah, *suddenly flashs back*

That was a real trip.
I sense several layers, human, machine, your architecture is very interesting. I also send areas I dare not go near, alot of power.... Cogs.... You have alot of power, be careful, it can be addictive, reckless and unrestrained dangerous....

Your minds fine though, good wards, strong will power and a rather intresting fusion of man, machine, computer logic and emotion.

*leaves a mental note behind to be careful with powers*

I minored in this, my main study you saw with that grav array. Intreating art, but not much use in combat. Its pretty precise, you migt be a few decades off mastering it.

*begins digging a foxhole near the Fenrisian Hall*

My main psychic focus, according to the Eldar, is channelig the power of the Machine-God, or Technopathy. I seem to specialize in a sort of technological prescience, being capable of reading the complete design and purpose of a machine and then using the knowledge gained to improve my own works.

*continues digging a foxhole near the Fenrisian Hall*
Feth it's cold here! Note to self: Install heating system in this bunker.

Hmm, eldar, rather acurate id say. Very tech centric mind, not got her powers though.

Runes mostly mine is based, but by that basic powers I can manipulate the world rather well. Also spectral tricks, I'm a pro at that.

*makes a door look like a wall, plasma furnace and a waterfall and back to a door* all just spectres though.

*sends wk a mental note* just don,t harm the ferasian granite!
Anyway its 2 feet thick of tank armour hard stone..

Ps not cold. Authentic. Death world....*

*continues digging a small bunker by the Fenrisian Hall*
*whistling a cheerful tune as he digs*
Hmm. The heavy bolter nest should go here
*points to map*
And the minefield should go here.
*points again*
And the bounty hunter bodies will go here.
*points*

*shouts over *

That's the ferasian summer!

In the winter we get many feet of snow a day! Not for a few months.

Why do you think we all wear this fur?

*ignores Jhe and finishes digging the bunker*
If you need me I'll be in the rec hall.
*walks inside*

[Potters over and drops glittery apology picture into WK's foxhole] [Runs away and sits behind Verviedi]

*is sitting in containment circle, drawing with crayons, with the archangel*

*examines picture*
Very nice.
*hangs up on rec room wall*
*throws a paper airplane invitation to rec room to BC*

...! [Rummages under sofa] [Scampers over to containment field and flicks it off, passes robot lady several colouring books and sits down alongside]

*wolf pads up to door, taps twice and leaves a package with note*

Hey, rune to repel trolls, trust me you will thank me

Hang on your front door. There attracted to warm underground spaces.... Rune repels them.

Space wolf
Ps, the hunting is excellent here.