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Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

That's what I'm doing. I'm saying no; she's too young to make that decision yet. When I was eight, I wanted to drive a garbage truck. Doesn't mean I was right.

[Looks at Kimmy] Be grateful I wasn't, you'd not exist. Or we'd be riding around in a trans dimensional dump truck.

[Rubs eyes with hand] I'm trying, okay?


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Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

You missed an... interesting video, me hitting a room of Orks with airborne nanites, and... not much actually.
Oh, yes! We weaponised Archangel as an infinite psychic energy conduit!

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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Really? And how are your powers coming along?
*scans Verviedi's mind*
I see you took my lesson to heart. Your control is impressive now. If you were Eldar you would be given your official status as a Farseer, but since you're not this will have to do.
*concentrates on Verviedi's robes and makes them into runic armor*
There you go.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

*is sitting on archangel's shoulders*

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

I'm fairly sure that video had nothing on the various tapes Macha appeared in, at least. [Looks cheerful]

Man, she could teach the Daemonette a few things about the male body. [Looks alarmed] They must never meet.

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[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Well, still relatively low power output. The negative effects are manifesting less frequently, though. I haven't blown anything up or contracted Clockwork Plague yet.
Oh, Macha and the Daemonette?
*Appears far more interested than an artificial human should*

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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
I'm fairly sure that video had nothing on the various tapes Macha appeared in, at least. [Looks cheerful]

Man, she could teach the Daemonette a few things about the male body. [Looks alarmed] They must never meet.


*sighs in disgust*
Macha...... by Khaine she's making a disgrace of our family name. We used to have a reputation as a family of powerful Seers, now she's going around throwing herself at everything with a penis, including that idiot Captain Angelos.
*sighs in disgust again*
Makes me feel sick.
*pulls out witch blade and examines it*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

Oh, yes, 6 moons blew up, and we managed to turn them into one.

*points up at the abnormally large moon*

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

OOC: I forget, did we ever do the matter change?

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Well, you know what they say, the Apple doesn't fall far from the tree. [Shrugs]

[Looks at Kimmy] ... I'm going to say you take after your mother.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

I believe you're restricting the things that she throws herself at. I'm pretty sure Tau have anal fins for that. And she's not exactly a straight arrow, you know.
OOC: We haven't yet. Trying to think of a way to transition it in smoothly.


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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Gonopodium. [Nods]

Ooc: Coincidentally, I'm an aquarist.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*facepalms*
I'm painfully aware of that human. I've been chasing after her for months now, the Council wants to talk to her about her "activities". Her video is the #1 trending video on Iybraesil.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Hm. I'm not too sure that expression translates universally. It means that the rest of her family can't be far behind. [Grins]
Look forward to your various debuts in video media.

[Looks puzzled] ...It's very rare I'm in the position to tease people.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 War Kitten wrote:
*facepalms*
I'm painfully aware of that human. I've been chasing after her for months now, the Council wants to talk to her about her "activities". Her video is the #1 trending video on Iybraesil.


Human? I believe the correct term is Mon'keigh

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*hits BC with a lightning bolt*
Insult me again and see what happens...
*to TS*
I was trying to be polite, mon'keigh is an insult to your kind, and I'm making an effort to be more polite to those who are polite to me in turn

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

You mean to humans?

OOC: surprise!

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

OOC: Clever boy.........

BIC:
*looks around*
Where did that Templar just go? I was just talking to him.
*looks irritated*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

No it is just I, Archaon of the Broken Shard... Surely you have heard of me...

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

!!! [Staggers back, smoking slightly] ... ...

Leave it. Eldar are not reknowned for their sense of humour. [Looks up] Your sister is just following the natural path of all living beings... You'll appreciate Slaanesh in time... You all will.
I've seen it.
[Grins] May as well save the time you'll spend pointlessly fighting your urges on enjoying yourselves, and give in now. [Holds out hands]

[Looks alarmed] ...?


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
No it is just I, Archaon of the Broken Shard... Surely you have heard of me...


Should I have? I'll admit I'm a bit far behind the times. I've been off fighting in the Charadon System for a while so I've been out of pocket for a while. But no, never heard of you or your crappy Kabal.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

*instinctively pulls out pulse pistol*
*considers it for a moment and puts it back*

Oh. Great. Now we've go the dark ones in here. Fae'trac.


*(still sitting on shoulders), point at TS and archangel walks towards him*

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

...The horrifying, well, to you, things I am imaging right now are not the sort of thing that I like people associating with me. Being reborn into a body in its twenties, while the last time I was alive, I was three hundred or so, is quite odd. Especially a artficial human body.
*Blinks*
Well, that was a tangent. Oh, Dark Eldar?



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 War Kitten wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
No it is just I, Archaon of the Broken Shard... Surely you have heard of me...


Should I have? I'll admit I'm a bit far behind the times. I've been off fighting in the Charadon System for a while so I've been out of pocket for a while. But no, never heard of you or your crappy Kabal.


-slides next to you and puts an arm around your shoulder as Dark Eldary as possible-

See, my little Farseer, they aren't crappy....

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*hits TS with a lightning bolt*
Touch me again and you lose that arm wretch.
*eyes glow with power*

OOC: What exactly is "Dark Eldary". I'm starting a DE army and even I don't know what that means.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

Wretch? oh I am wounded, Farseer. Wounded! But alas, I can always give you a demonstration of their... prowess

-wink-

OOC: I always read Dark Eldar lines like Shakespear was going to recite them...

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

*archangel stands infront of TS*

*hangs of neck to lean down and greet TS*

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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Ooh, I like this one. Can we keep him? [Points at TS]

...I don't think- [Watches TS get zapped] [Winces]

[To TS] Shes a stubborn one, unfortunately, though the extreme pride angle is a definite work-around her prudeishness. [Grins] They all fall in the end, it's just finding the right embrace. [Winks at WK]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*eyes glow bright with anger*
*Casts Eldritch Storm*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

-uses webway gun and opens a webway below my feet then one on the ceiling across the room, landing in the Keeper of Secrets lap-

Oh no... You dont want my soul right?

OOC: I may have stolen the portal gun

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
 
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