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2015/12/10 03:49:02
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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come on Farseer, You know you'd look good in black
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY  bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2015/12/10 03:53:05
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Isn't it said that your race is very much against psychic powers? I could no more live in Commoragh and deny myself my powers any more than you could grow a pair and act like a real Eldar should. *hurls another lightning bolt at TS*
OOC:
Wish granted TS, you magnificent bastard. Sig'd
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/10 03:54:39
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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We share the same race, Farseer; however, my people embrace the old way of life.
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2015/12/10 03:56:07
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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Feth you, Eldar! You can't just go around teleporting my kin willy nilly. Besides, what did that solve? It wasn't like the prism was attached to them, they showed up and set it down for Hawk's sakes! I will not go on another Walk of Grief because some eldar thought they could teleport a favored pet into some star.
Now, apologize, or I put you in a coma with this prism.
*looks at Verviedi*
Dark Eldar have it coming. One swing is fine.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/12/10 03:56:15
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Panics as arm fritzes and reactivates] Verviedi, get it under control! [Drops to knees in pain as same happens with liver]
[Sees WK kill the Krootox] What the Hell is your malfunction? [Hurls sphere of warp fire at WK] At least limit your tantrum to creatures who understand what's happening!
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2015/12/10 03:56:42
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Eldar have-
*Grabbed by Archangel*
*The golden light disappears, the conversion field generators fall apart, and the two conversion beamers hit the ground and roll slightly*
...Am I alive, still?
I will allow you to stay alive. For now. For the greater good.
*Thrown to the ground and rolls repeatedly*
What... Did... She... Do... To... Archangel?
*Passes out next to WK's foot*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/12/10 03:59:54
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*teleports away from the blob of warp fire*
You younger races, you simply do not get it.
*shakes her head in disgust*
I will not allow Necron technology to exist in this room. The Necrons are enough of a danger, but now you bring their tech in here? Are you mad or just plain stupid?
*to TS*
The Old Way? What you do is the not the old way. What you have become is our society at it's worst. What your kind does is the reason the Fall happened in the first place you fool!
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/10 04:01:17
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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Hey, I use protection so I am not at the very bottom of our society.
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2015/12/10 04:01:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*While asleep, begins a small, subtle calming incursion into WK's mindscape*
++MANUAL OVERRIDE INITIATED++
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/10 04:02:07
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/12/10 04:02:50
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*senses the mental intrusion and casts Mind War on Verviedi*
TRY TO INVADE MY MIND WILL YOU?
*teleports out of the Room*
*begins a furious mental duel with Verviedi*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/10 04:05:29
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Mental avatar manifests as a short, thin winged figure made of metal and bearing a cog-shaped axe*
++I AM MERELY ATTEMPTING TO CALM YOU. TELEPATHY IS NOT MY AREA OF EXPERTISE.++
*Begins bleeding golden light from one ear*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/12/10 04:05:31
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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Well, hating those death bots is one thing. Killing my krootoxes? For what, that they touched some necron tech? I will not stand for that. They had no say in the matter, so what gave you the right to kill them? That your race is older? That you're somehow better than I? I say I deserve something now.
*pulls out an axe*
And I say I should get it now.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/12/10 04:07:45
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*has teleported out of the Room away from 2BJ1*
I do not need you to try and calm me down mon'keigh. I will calm myself when I want to calm down. Now I suggest you do not try to invade my mind again, if you do I will crush your mind like an insect.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/10 04:07:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I don't care about the fething metal pyramid! You killed for no reason!
For a so called wise race, you have shown nothing but hurting people, killing, bickering and shouting!
What an example you set, Eldar. One half of your family violent sociopath, the other available to anyone with a warm bed. Let's all stop and learn from it.
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2015/12/10 04:09:39
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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OOC: Buttery, your british is showing "color" not "colour" for changing font
Farseer... I am telling you right now that everything I plan to do to you will be wonderful
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2015/12/10 04:10:26
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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OOC: Isn't it great when a single character can cause so much chaos? Hope everyone's ok with this, it's the most fun I've had with a character so far.
BIC:
*pokes her head in the window*
Says the one who executes his own comrades for hesitating too long.
*shakes her head and pops back out the window*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/10 04:10:44
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I agree with Perron. It's time for you to calm down.
*Presence leaves WK's mind immediately*
If you need assistance, I have a room with a nice safe nine-digit lock and 300 pillows inside of it. Shall I teleport you in there for a while?
OOC: I am fething loving it, actually. There's just the right mix of creativity and hilarity.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/10 04:11:53
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/12/10 04:11:05
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Ooc: I have to type it by hand on the phone screen, it's why I'm so badly out of sync with everything else. 
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2015/12/10 04:13:31
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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There is literally a hundred things I can do to you because you are a psyker. You know how good that'll be for you? Very...
Edit: -Looking at WK-
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2015/12/10 04:15:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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N-no, I used to kill people. I was indoctrinated and didn't know what I was doing. I had no concept of right and wrong. I learned!
I don't hurt people now unless they are causing harm.
You know better. You claim to.
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2015/12/10 04:16:10
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*teleports next to WK*
I tried to find a safe solution to you overreacting. Then you killed a krootox, for no reason. I liked that krootox. It served my pack for several decades. What gave you the right to kill it? Now, I'm going to make you regret this. I'll be back, and you'll understand your own foolishness, Gue'Tais. Enjoy your petty victory for now.
*walks into a webway gate with an armed guard of Kroot*
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/12/10 04:16:39
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Looks sharply at TS*
You're seriously trying to seduce Taldeer? I don't think you're on the same page with what you consider "good things to do in the bedroom".
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/12/10 04:17:27
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*pokes her head back into the window*
So you're telling me I shouldn't have reacted to the beast carrying a gloom prism? Something that could have very easily killed me? Something that I've been taught from a very young age to revile? *shakes her head* why do I bother with you?
*looks oddly at 2BJ1*
Oh really now?
*subtly alters the destination of his Webway Gate to a Hrud infested world*
*to TS*
Don't even try it dark one...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/10 04:18:54
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/10 04:20:35
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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That is an open invitation to try to seduce y-
-teleports out of the room-
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2015/12/10 04:20:40
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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You could have moved the prism. There was no reason to murder the animal. [Shakes head]
Using a sledgehammer to crack a nut.
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2015/12/10 04:21:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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How about we all sit at a nice, cushioned table, and talk out our differences, instead of murdering innocent animals, alright?
*Pink, flowered Nonthreatening Relocation Drones slowly and gently fly over to TS and WK*
I'll even turn the gravity off, so you don't get too weighed down by your general pissiness.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/12/10 04:22:22
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*chuckles softly*
If only you knew what I knew mon'keigh, you would not question what I do.
*teleports to a mountain several hundred yards away and meditates*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/10 04:22:41
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/10 04:23:10
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
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*teleports into the room with several Necron Warriors at his side*
Hello, human allies! I felt it necessary to see more Living, while not having to battle them. It is dreary on Thanatos, with no senses that Life can bring. That is one thing the Silent King is right on, and that is bio transference back to Life once more. Of course, necrodermis does have its uses.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/12/10 04:26:26
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Welcome back! You may remember me.
*Bows deeply and turns a conversion beamer into a complicated series of rings around my limbs*
Now, you seem to have entered at an inconvenient time. I... am going to go relax in the Zero Gravity Softness Chamber. The teleport pad is open, if anyone is in need of innovative sleeping arrangements.
*Two drones fold themselves into a teleport pad*
*Salutes, jumps onto the pad, and vanishes*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/12/10 04:31:21
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*is calmly sitting on a mountain meditating*
*runes swirl around me*
*eyes open*
I see what I must do now....
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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