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*pats BC on the head then goes and begins to meditate on the couch*

If it's any consolation to you, those Ruststalkers were slaughtered by Tau in close combat next deployment.
Plus, Ruststalkers are technically people. They have meaty bits in them.
*Hears screaming*
...Seriously?

*teleports out of secret room*"

Where is that screaming coming from? I feel like I should krump it!

Either the drone escalated its tests too quickly, or the copy of BC scared the poor drone.

Invites BC into hall. It's wood. Stone, ale casks and we serve in wooden tankards.

No triggers, its safe, minimal robots and tech. We even heat it with a fire and fur.

And the ales very good.

*one of the Wolves in Jhe's hall begins to levitate and spin around*

*a wolf the size of a horse begins to growl*

Umm, that's it cub. There protective. And dangerous....

*pats the angry wolf on the snout and it instantly calms down*
She knows I mean no threat to her little one, she will not harm me
*the wolf cub begins to yip in excitement as she continues to spin*
No harm done.

War Kitten! Wanna have a beer maybe?

Not bad, not bad at all.
Only fair to warn, the last one who took her cub off her lost the arm

*eldar good with wolves, whatever next*

*opens doors onto mini feneris *
However we have more than a hall.

OOC: Eldar are great at everything Jhe, didn't you know that?

BIC:
I have no intention to take her cub, just to pet it
*sets the cub back down and strokes it's back once before standing back up*
*sits down in the corner and begins to meditate*

*lands a tour map of 5000 square miles of mini feneris next to wk quietly with powers*

With note. *its a good year down on iron claw Forrest for meditating*

SWAT: This is the American Government! Open up or we will fire!

Huitzilopochtli: Ah buzz of ya larks! This is Orkamart! We're a independent super-store/nation and we'll do as we please. 'Sides, yer guns couldn't even smear the Hyperglorian Aloe glass these doors are made of.

SWAT: You will answer for the murder of 23 US citizens! YOu have invaded US airspace, landspace and attacked US citizens! The President is currently holding a meeting on weather or not to go to war on you!

Huitzilopochtli: You'd lose.

SWAT: Is that a threat?

Huitzilopochtli: No, it's a fact

SWAT: Get the army in here with a tank!

Army: We're here! What needs tanking?

SWAT: OPEN FIRE

*SWAT members, army troopers and the tank all open fire on the doors. PING! CHING! The bullets ricochet off the glass while Huitzilopochtli looks unimpressed.*

SWAT: CEASE FIRE! CEASE FIRE! Blast, it didn't do anything!

Huitzilopochtli: 'Course not! Didn't I say it wouldn't do no 'arm to the glass? Now if want to come in and buy something do, otherwise please leave, we need to turn lake superior into the parking lot so the intergalactic customers have a landing zone

*teleports to Thrakka's ship*
Need some help?

*Rougue eagle thraka,s crew missed soars by and leaves a large white stain on the carpet then flies off towards the fine rugs section*

I regret any unintentional fear I have given you, human. It is most unfortunate that you have suffered at the hands of the necrontyr. You must understand, however, that I do not wish any harm upon you. The Eldar that attacked me, they deserve something in reward for their hospitality.

*spear crackles with electricity*

*whistles nonchalantly from on top of Thrakka's ship*

*happily stands staff building the dark eldar drug testing System*

Why I included a negative light, its never going to be needed

[Peers inside hall] [Edges inside and sits down quietly]

...It's nice in here. [Nod]

*female staff member approach's and hands bc a tankard of ale and a food menu*

Just knock your tankard on the table when ready to order. Refills are free and we have 100 kinds on tap.

Ooc
This place is part rohan hall, part Viking, part German beer hall, part hunting lodge, with lots of wood, long tables and huge ale casks

Basically a space wolfs dream!

[Sips ale and contemplates menu] I've never heard of half of these creatures. Never mind eaten them. I'm impressed and slightly alarmed.

*teleports around the room examining things*
*teleports in front of BC onto the table and examines the ale mug*

It is very different to see this place in a time of peace rather than in war. What does this place have to offer for one of metal?

Motor oil?
*chuckles and teleports away again*

[Yelps and drops drink] ... [Apologises profusely and cleans up mess]
My nerves are shot today. [Pulls down cap brim over eyes and looks at feet]

*The blank copy of BC steps out of the side room, shaking, followed quickky by the Nonthreatening Rehabilitation Drone.*
Hmm... Says here that he scored 70% higher on the Robot Social Interaction test after his training!

*teleports next to Verviedi and begins inspecting the blank BC*
Hmm......

-Slides next to WK-

Sup, Farseer?

*aims shuriken pistol at TS's head*
Take one more step and I'll remove something very dear to you. Got it?

So why dont you take a step this way and do what we both want right here, right now

-Dark Eldary wink-