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-paper orbits me casually-

I guess my ego is that big

So, there's two options to getting out of here. I could chain-teleport a Relocation Drone in, or we wait until the automatic detention span is passed.
*Teleport beams flare again, and BC, jhe, and WK appear in the corner of the chamber*
*An ancient-style pine wood door, flanked by torches and carvings of wolves appears embedded in the wall*
What the-

Oh I remember this door. It's the sub sub sub sub basement.

*wait, thinks*

Yes, bad door, we have a hungry and angry kraken in there.....

*offers breif explanation on krakens*
Basically, very dangerous. We sealed it off for a reason....

Could you explain why that door appears to be following you around?

*umm tugs beard*

This one ate a few too many eldar, gained powers.
Kind of dislikes me for killing its parents in the 245th grand kraken hunt ....

Yeah so krakens eh.

Also was on prosparo so thousand sonms, kinda issues
Oh and 2 redacted campaigns, *whispers, those legions*

So yeah, baggage ....

...So you created Batkraken?
*Kicks off a wall and holds onto the door*

Umm yes, its kinda got issues. Ate a party of berserkers too, so yes, its rather salty

Agh, fianly a name for it. We just called it kraken 23H

Basically, the exit is on the other side of the room.... With a hungry batkraken in in it....

So, wait for the automated detention period to expire it is, then?

Yes, but if tactical spam is interested, this one is female....

Might be better, unless you have any experience fighting a angry, part eldar empowers kraken with rage issues.

*loud roar causes the room to shake slightly*
So, its awake.

Just be careful, of you step outside, we lost a few ice trolls down here, not sure if eatern or bred....

Basicly, this room is sealed for very good reason.

*watches collective face palms.....*

Tentacles and its a female? This sounds like a bad japanese movie...

Not sure if the blank is learning, so much as all commissars have an innate attraction to tanks.
[Realises] Oh no no no- [Starts moving toward tank]
[Crashing and yelping from inside tank] [Blank bursts out and jumps into BC's arms for safety] -she's still in there.

[Blank starts nibbling BC's upper ear] ... ... ... Stop that. [Perplexed] [Slightly unfocused]

It's kind of 4 miles long, tentacles last time we checked where 16 miles, basically armoured....

We pride our planet on its monsters, they ate a a goodnfew sisters who tried to invade....

How has the square-cube law not killed it dead?!
*Throws a rubber ball at TS*

Umm, we don,t know....

Its been down here a year, and still not starved....

*walks past Jhe casually holding a singing spear*
*teleports into the Kraken Room*
*sounds of roaring and Eldritch Storm can be heard*
*silence*
*door opens and I walk out dragging a gigantic Kraken head*
Humans...... *snorts* See? That wasn't that hard.

I guess it's pro- ... ..! [Drops Blank on floor] Bad touching! Confusing, bad touching! W-where the hell did it learn to do that?

Heh.

Rrrggh. I should have known. You imprinted a bit of yourself in there, didn't you. [Facepalms]

Maybe. [Blank starts getting overly handsy with BC]

...I don't know if this is incest or- [Yelps and jumps back] ... ... Apparently I know what I like.

You killed the only thing I could get some action with...

[Fends off Blank briefly] If you were less picky and more Dark Eldar, you'd have wider options. Like this fe- Mmmrfff!

[Holds out Blank at arms' length] [It smiles and waves politely] Perron, you're just doing this on purpose now.

What a shame TS. What a shame that you can't get laid with the giant Kraken. Truly a shame

See, I could bang that Keeper should it actually leave BC's body...

...

...

Gimme ten.

Perron, what the hell? You cannot be serious-
[Spontaneously passes out on floor]

[Blank looks briefly concerned and then wanders away]

looks like I get my wish

Well he could but that makes him a even more debased pervert than before....

Is there anything there not into?

[Perron, as fully manifested, twelve foot tall Keeper of Secrets, wanders into hall through doorway, looks down at TS]: You rang?

I had to- [snaps fingers] My face is up here.

I had to use a little loophole I like to call inhabiting-a-twin. My host was not very happy about it. Makes this much more fun.

... ... [Sits up and sprints away from the pair] I'm staying out of this.

Now can I assume you have only female parts? Males are kind of a turn off...

[Perron peers down front of loin cloth, snaps fingers and nods]

... This is like the worst game of Sexual Chicken I've ever seen.

-looks at BC- What is sexual chicken and should I be worried?

Chicken, as in who backs down first.

[Perron snaps fingers again and a green helium balloon and confetti float out from under loincloth]

Spring cleaning.
Come on then. Your place or mine?

Looks like the detention period will be done in a few seconds. Thank goodness nobody was violent. The system doesn't like violence very much.
*A Nonthreatening Relocation Drone flies through the pillowvent and begins teleporting everyone back to the main Room*
Wait. What?
*Looks at TS, Perron, BC Prime, and BC Blank*
Are you fething yourself? A DE has picked up a daemon? Why did I have to teleport in now...

Um...................... I am... why....

-stares at balloon-