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2011/10/24 03:25:54
Subject: The DakkaDakka OT My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Thread
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
Nerivant wrote:
Frozen Ocean wrote:The fun, it has doubled so many times that it has now gained sentience, and is chasing you throughout the Internets.
Totally the explanation.
Hmm, that gives me an idea.
A living embodiment of evil who forces people to commit terrible deeds and manipulates them to have fun while they do it, leaving them conflicted with the horrors of their actions and the sick enjoyment they derived from them.
sounds fun. what would it do to a person who would've already enjoyed doing that stuff?
Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
2011/10/24 03:27:47
Subject: The DakkaDakka OT My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Thread
lord commissar klimino wrote:
sounds fun. what would it do to a person who would've already enjoyed doing that stuff?
>.>
<.<
To the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON.
Spoiler:
And they'd love every second of it.
There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable.
2011/10/24 03:36:58
Subject: The DakkaDakka OT My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Thread
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
Nerivant wrote:
lord commissar klimino wrote:
sounds fun. what would it do to a person who would've already enjoyed doing that stuff?
Spoiler:
And they'd love every second of it.
ah,ok. just wanted to know how id feel while its controlling me. and once its gone,ill still feel happy! yay!
Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
2011/10/24 14:00:17
Subject: The DakkaDakka OT My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Thread
There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable.
2011/10/24 16:05:38
Subject: The DakkaDakka OT My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Thread
lord commissar klimino wrote:how bout the solar heresy?
How about the horsus heresy?
idolator wrote:That Nob is carrying a big honking gun that happens to have two barrels. You could call it a twin-linked shoota if you want, you could also call it Susan.
During the Age of Strife, warpstorms, alien invasion and civil war tore apart the galaxy-spanning dominion of Ponykind, isolating worlds from each other, leading to their technological decline and leaving the vulnerable to attack. When the Empress revealed herself on Equestria to embark on her quest to reunify scattered Ponykind, it was at the head of an army of altered super-warriors - the predecessors of the Space Mares. With the conquest of the steppe techno-villagers, and the other families paying homage to the Empress, the savious of Ponykind turned her eyes to the distant stars.
Her warriors were far greater than anything they had fought on Equestria, but the Empress knew much about the grotesque beasts and shadowy threats that lurked in the darkness of the galaxy. She set about improving her genetic alteration technique, to perfect the warrior genes she would need to create an army capable of rebefriending the galaxy. The pinnacle of her success was the Primaerch program, within which the Empress used her own rich genetic code to create twenty super-beings, each with the strength of a dozen stallions and intelligence almost equal to that of the Empress herself.
At the Empress' moment of triumph, disaster struck. The gods of Chaos, jealous of the Empress' power and fearful of her ambitions, swept up the foal Primaerchs. With the power of the warp the Dark Gods flung them far from Equestria, casting the Primaerchs adrift upon distant pony worlds. Perhaps it was during the this cosmic abduction that Chaos first touched the Primaerchs, whispering constantly in their dreams as they slept in their incubators, sowing the seeds of future kindness and tyranny.
Not all was lost ith the dissappearance of the Primaerchs. The Empress had still gleaned much invaluable knowledge and data from the experiment. Using the geneetic structure of the Primaerchs, their gene-seed as it would come to be known, the Empress created the Space Mares.
The Empress created twenty Legions in all, each Legion using the gene-seed of one of the Primaerchs. Numbering hundreds of thousands of genetically-enhanced warriors, with fearsome weapons and starships to carry them to battle, each Space Mare legion was powerful enough to befriend worlds. With these warriors at her back, the Empress stepped out into the turbulent galaxy and set about claiming it once again for Ponity. It was the beginning of the campaign that would be known as the Great Crusade.
World after world came into Imperial fold, some rejoicing at being found by the warriors of Equestria, some not so willing to be friends with the Empress. It mattered not, for there was no force capable of resisting the Space Mare Legions of the Empress. As the Great Crusade spread out from Equestria, the Space Mare rediscovered the first of the Primaerchs, and as the Legions reclaimed more worlds, eventually all of the Primaerchs were found. Reunited with the Empress, the Primaerchs became Ponykind's paramoubt warriors and generals.
Each Primaerch was given a Legion to command - a legion created from his or her own genetic material. With the Primaerchs returned to lead his or her Legions, the Empress went back to Equestria to continue her research and pave the way for the new dawn of Pony. With joyous vigour and unequalled harmonic prowess, the Primaerchs pushed back the boundaries of the wile galaxy, befriending thousands of worlds in the Empress' name. The deeds of each Legion are uncountable, but suffice to say this was a golden time for the armies and servants of the Empress of Ponykind.
Yet, even at the pinnacle of the Empress' might, there arose an enemy that would almost destroy her growing Imperium. Although no alien could match the harmony of the Space Mares, Chaos had sown it seeds of their near-destruction many decades earlier. The most dire threat to the Imperium was not to come from the xenos scum of the galaxy, but from amongst the Space Mares themselves. The leader of this rebellion, after whom the first great heresy is samed, was none other than the best and most praised of the Primaerchs - Horsus.
idolator wrote:That Nob is carrying a big honking gun that happens to have two barrels. You could call it a twin-linked shoota if you want, you could also call it Susan.
I - Shyon El'Jonson (mare) - Caliban - Dark Pegasi - Loyal - Alive, asleep within a secret chamber on the Rock.
II - Deleted from Imperial records, authorisation unknown.
III - Fulgrain (mare) - Chemos - Empress' Fillies - Traitor - Daemon Princess.
IV - Perturainbow (mare) - Olympia - Iron Warhorses - Traitor - Daemon Princess, ruler of Medrengard.
V - Svadilfar Khan (stallion) - Mundus Planus - White Scars - Loyal - Unknown, disappeared into the Webway.
VI - Gotland Russ (stallion) - Fenris - Star Wolves - Loyal - Unknown, disappeared into the Eye of Terror.
VII - Rogal Horn (stallion) - Equestria - Imperial Hooves - Loyal - Died in a Black Crusade.
VIII - Cornrad Curze/Night Haunter (stallion) - Nostramo - Night Mares - Traitor - Dead, assassinated by Callidus assassin M'Shen.
IX - Sanguineighus (mare) - Baal - Blood Pegasi - Loyal - Dead, slain by Horsus.
X - Furrus Maneus (stallion) - Medusa - Iron Hooves - Loyal - Dead, slain by Fulgrain and his head offered to Horsus.
XI - Deleted from Imperial records, authorisation unknown.
XII - Applon (stallion) - Unknown - Fruit Eaters - Traitor - Daemon Prince.
XIII - Roboute Guillicolt (stallion) - Macragge - Ultramares - Loyal - Mortally wounded by Fulgrain, currently held in stasis, rumoured to be healing.
XIV - Maretarion (mare) - Barbarus - Death Guard - Traitor - Daemon Princess, ruler of the Plague Planet.
XV - Pagsus the Red (stallion) - Prospero - Thousand Colts - Traitor - Daemon Prince, ruler of the Planet of Sorcerers.
XVI - Horsus (stallion) - Cthonia - Luna Ponies/Foals of Horsus - Traitor - Dead, killed by the Empress.
XVII - Loremar (stallion) - Colchis - Wood Bearers - Traitor - Daemon Prince, ruler of Sicarus.
XVIII - Vulbarn (mare) - Nocturne - Salamanders - Loyal - Unknown, disappeared.
XIX - Cornax (stallion) - Deliverance - Hayven Guard - Loyal - Unknown, disappeared, last seen heading for the Eye of Terror.
XX - Alfalfaria Omegon (mares) - Unknown - Alfalfa Legion - Traitor -One may be dead, killed by Roboute Guillicolt. (It is not known which of the twins was killed. The reliability of this information is disputed, therefore it is possible that both Alfalfaria and Omegon are still alive.)
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idolator wrote:That Nob is carrying a big honking gun that happens to have two barrels. You could call it a twin-linked shoota if you want, you could also call it Susan.
I - Shyon El'Jonson (mare) - Caliban - Dark Pegasi - Loyal - Alive, asleep within a secret chamber on the Rock.
II - Deleted from Imperial records, authorisation unknown.
III - Fulgrain (mare) - Chemos - Empress' Fillies - Traitor - Daemon Princess.
IV - Perturainbow (mare) - Olympia - Iron Warriors - Traitor - Daemon Princess, ruler of Medrengard.
V - Svadilfar Khan (stallion) - Mundus Planus - White Scars - Loyal - Unknown, disappeared into the Webway.
VI - Gotland Russ (stallion) - Fenris - Star Wolves - Loyal - Unknown, disappeared into the Eye of Terror.
VII - Rogal Horn (stallion) - Equestria - Imperial Hooves - Loyal - Died in a Black Crusade.
VIII - Cornrad Curze/Night Haunter (stallion) - Nostramo - Night Mares - Traitor - Dead, assassinated by Callidus assassin M'Shen.
IX - Sanguineighus (mare) - Baal - Blood Pegasi - Loyal - Dead, slain by Horsus.
X - Furrus Maneus (stallion) - Medusa - Iron Hooves - Loyal - Dead, slain by Fulgrain and his head offered to Horsus.
XI - Deleted from Imperial records, authorisation unknown.
XII - Applon (stallion) - Unknown - Fruit Eaters - Traitor - Daemon Prince.
XIII - Roboute Guillicolt (stallion) - Macragge - Ultramares - Loyal - Mortally wounded by Fulgrain, currently held in stasis, rumoured to be healing.
XIV - Maretarion (mare) - Barbarus - Death Guard - Traitor - Daemon Princess, ruler of the Plague Planet.
XV - Pagsus the Red (stallion) - Prospero - Thousand Colts - Traitor - Daemon Prince, ruler of the Planet of Sorcerers.
XVI - Horsus (stallion) - Cthonia - Luna Ponies/Foals of Horsus - Traitor - Dead, killed by the Empress.
XVII - Loremar (stallion) - Colchis - Wood Bearers - Traitor - Daemon Prince, ruler of Sicarus.
XVIII - Vulbarn (mare) - Nocturne - Salamanders - Loyal - Unknown, disappeared.
XIX - Cornax (stallion) - Deliverance - Hayven Guard - Loyal - Unknown, disappeared, last seen heading for the Eye of Terror.
XX - Alfalfaria Omegon (mares) - Unknown - Alfalfa Legion - Traitor -One may be dead, killed by Roboute Guillicolt. (It is not known which of the twins was killed. The reliability of this information is disputed, therefore it is possible that both Alfalfaria and Omegon are still alive.)
Damn i spent all day writing up names of the legions...........Well played sir.
2011/10/24 21:15:34
Subject: The DakkaDakka OT My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Thread
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
Saintspirit wrote:
lord commissar klimino wrote:how bout the solar heresy?
How about the horsus heresy?
that has been done. luna rebelling and such. so i was saying why not find a way to switch it to celestia rebelling.
Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
2011/10/24 21:17:20
Subject: The DakkaDakka OT My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Thread
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
Frozen Ocean wrote:Because Da Emprah inciting the Heresy would be weird, and Celestia as anything but Da Emprah would be weird too? :p
so? watching a show about colorful ponies and playing a game that uses little plastic men is weird,yet we love it and enjoy it anyways.
Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
2011/10/24 21:27:07
Subject: Re:The DakkaDakka OT My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Thread
She probably does it as she's still at a disconnect with the common ponies.
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2011/10/24 21:30:07
Subject: The DakkaDakka OT My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Thread
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
Chowderhead wrote:The Royal We. It's how royalty everywhere adresses themselves.
Also, I'm a Brony, through and through. So, there's that. I feel... Happy.
happiness is a relative term.
Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
2011/10/24 21:56:23
Subject: The DakkaDakka OT My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Thread
Chowderhead wrote:The Royal We. It's how royalty everywhere adresses themselves.
Also, we are a Brony, through and through. So, there's that. We feel... Happy.
Edited for content by the Royal Censor.
There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable.
2011/10/24 22:06:01
Subject: The DakkaDakka OT My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Thread
Personally I think the "we" thing was a sly way of referencing the whole miasma/possession theory before exposing it as nothing more than her being old fashioned.
2011/10/24 22:15:39
Subject: The DakkaDakka OT My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Thread
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2011/10/24 23:41:30
Subject: The DakkaDakka OT My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Thread
If I was overwhelmingly insecure, I'd take that post seriously.
As is, I don't care what you think.
Didn't see that coming, did you, little troll?
Also, you're awfully quick to jump on the stereotyping bandwagon, aren't you?
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There are some who walk until their legs fail them and they fall to the ground. I find that respectable.
Then there are those who drag themselves further. I find that admirable.
2011/10/24 23:49:27
Subject: Re:The DakkaDakka OT My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Thread
g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f 
and once its gone,ill still feel happy! yay!
All is forgiven if repaid in Traitor's blood.
