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Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*continues to fight 2BJ1 in hand-to-hand combat*
Tell you what, *dodges hammer blow* after this whole debocle is over we can have a talk about fixing your brain. Can't really call it "hardware" or "software" anymore, you're almost entirely biological now.
*dodges another hammer blow and stabs 2BJ1*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Shuffles out of way of combatants] [Looks at weapons] ...?


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*fell blade races close by bc* *pintle gunner shouts* better keep your eyes open! More tanks coming this way!
*several scaruans race by cannons blaring*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/12 19:17:23


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*The golden light becomes almost painful to look at as it begins saturating every vehicle and weapon currently in combat*
*Look at jhe*
I advise getting your tanks and aircraft to minimum safe distance. I'm going to find out what my limits truly are.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/12 19:20:56




Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*sent flying by hammer blow*
*sees all the sicarans*
Nice to see the glory of the old days return to the battlefield. My chapter still has a fair number of those things in stasis.
*to Verviedi*
Still having issues?

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*vox mesaage* iron kraken, withdraw to line wolf one, incoming psy attack*

*messages wk* V is testing power, may be safer clear.
Thanks V, there withdrawing.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*shrugs and walks over to the field hospital and begins readying it for Verviedi's appointment*
Ready when you are V

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*space wolves park up at hall and engage in rowdy feast*

Well fight over, ale time!

*loud wolf howls hered across room*

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*The golden light seems to disappear, soaking into the Chaos vehicles and weapons*
*Small pause*
I cannot do anything more for a while, after this.
*Massive electrical discharges and explosions wrack the enemy vehicles as every single safeguard is removed on their power sources. Power armor begins breaking its user's spines, and guns explode in the user's hands*
*Drops like a puppet with no strings*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*walks out of the field hospital and over to where Verviedi lays*
Hmm, no this won't do. Not at all.
*drags Verviedi away to the Field Hospital*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Twitches head slightly*
Nice... Purple.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*drunken space wolves singing there ain't no feast like a space wolf feast carries across the room*
*you bash a thousand son by the head* *pepe legion be doomed be doomed* *run run the wolves of terra have come*
Go space wolves lol

Ooc que face palms!

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2015/12/12 20:57:49


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*is currently strapping Verviedi down to a stretcher*
Ok then, time to see if we can't fix your brain. Now, I've injected you with enough sedatives to put down an Ogryn, but this might still hurt. A fair bit.
*sounds of drilling and cutting can be heard from the Field Hospital*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Drunken space wolves pass singing *and the pepe's where dead, from a space wolf to the head*

*sound of crashing together tankards*

GO SPACE WOLVES!

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Please don't touch the node that allows psychic abilities to manifest...



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*looks down at Verviedi*
How in the Emperor's name are you still conscious? I've put enough sedative in you to put down an Ogryn. I'm sorry about this.
*puts more sedative into the IV*
Just pass out. Please. It'll be much less painful if you do.
*continues to operate*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Finally begins to be affected by the sedative*
That took an oddly long time...
*Passes out*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*slightly drunk space wolf stumbles in*

Wow, impressive pain tolerance alongside taking enough drugs to knock out a ork warboss....

*slaps gauntlet on wk shoulder*

Join us for a ale after this, your not bad for a ultra, even if your armours blue, the wolves will drink!

*raises tankard in salute and staggers back for more ale*

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Trots into field hospital and brings Kimmy to watch quietly]

[Kimmy starts organising the medical tools]

[Looks down at Verviedi] [Paints his nails black whilst watching the surgery]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*looks on as Jhe stumbles out*
Fethin' Wolves, doesn't he realize I'm in the middle of a sensitive operation? One wrong twitch and Verviedi goes brain dead.
*continues on with the operation*
And if I move this little bit here..... *moves it* then his brain should be working at optimal capacity, and with no issues.

*moves something else*
Heck, his powers might even grow from this. This is the first time I've had to perform brain surgery on a clone. Alright. Let's sew him back up. Get him back on his feet.

*sews Verviedi up and wheels him out to the recovery area*
And now we wait for him to wake up.
*sits down heavily on a chair and waits*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*3 drunk wolves stumble in holding each other up*

*slurred* join us blue Marine, its a epic feast, brother ragnar is on guitar, we have feasts, ale, troll wrestling, and we cracked open the extra strong ale!

*stumble on out randomly, talking about slaying krakens*

Ooc last drunk wolf interuption

Bic

*sound of rowdy drinking sings echo and shouts of too the blessed pain killers! *


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Finishes Verviedi's fingernails] [Applies tiny cog decals and a clear topcoat] [Sits back and looks at handiwork]

... [Notices hard stare from WK] I wanted to surprise him with something positive.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Wakes up abruptly*
What did you do?!?
*Notices fingernails*
Oh... Those are gorgeous! Who has the talent to do that?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/12 23:06:32




Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

[Archarus mutters something under his breath before leading his astartes back onto the aquilas, and flies off]

*comes out of a webway gate carrying the pelts of several Hrud and the scalps of Eldar on his belt*

I have avenged the wrongs the Eldar has done. And unlike her, I fought mine in honorable combat and earned the kills.

OOC: Couldn't keep up as Archarus, so I switched to a character that's more casual. I'll stop switching around so much now, which I apologize for.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*points to BC*
He did your nails. As for me I just re-wired a few portions of your brain that was causing the issue. You should be fine now.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

We won!
More ale brothers! *shout rings out over the room*

*loud howls as space wolves play death metal drunk on strong ale and full of steaks*

Ooc because, well space wolves....

P's dakka posting after a load of cheap wine, fun lol

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/12 23:38:19


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Do you know what was causing the issue?



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

It was a few synapses in your brain that weren't firing properly. I fixed them and re-aligned them so they would work properly. Your brain should work even better now, and your powers might have grown as well. Wouldn't recommend testing it for a bit though

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Does nobody believe in psychological therapy in this room? Last time I had issues, you tranqued me and performed brain surgery. [Looks uneasy] Not to mention I'm fairly sure Verviedi adjusted something when I slept outside, last. I woke up able to taste things properly again, and remembered most of my life.

What happened to good old sit down and talking? [Holds out hands]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

The last time I tried to have a talk with you you threatened to shoot me. You'll excuse me if I tranquing you seemed like the better course of action at the time. But hey, I always did want to open up my own psych clinic, let's go!
*begins dragging BC towards the field hospital*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
 
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