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2015/12/13 01:04:15
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I just tried to give you psychological therapy. You asked me not to do it again, so I had to test it on a clone.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/12/13 01:07:48
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*finds several drunk, asleep space wolves there plus somehow a stuffed head of a kraken and a talking squid high on speed drugs in corner of clinic*
because Wolves....
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/13 01:08:31
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Dropping people off robots and seeing if they scream is not conversational therapy!
That reminds me, what did you learn from that? [Looks guilty]
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2015/12/13 01:13:05
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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I've got an AI therapist. It's very relaxing, got rid of all my moral quandies.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/12/13 01:13:50
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*continues dragging BC into the field hospital*
*sets him down on a comfy chair*
*puts on some doctorly spectacles*
Now tell me, what is troubling you Commissar Benny?
*Kimmy is sitting on top of my backpack again*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/13 01:14:30
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Well, I learned that you're willing to trust the robot in some situations. That's basically it.
And also, I found out that you naturally fall backwards, not forwards. That's interesting.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/12/13 01:20:52
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*Drugged out talking octopus starts discussing why are the fish always free and if the emperor will be reborn or a new eye of terror formed *
Ooc
Just because 
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/13 01:22:47
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/13 01:37:57
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*hurls a stun grenade at the octopus*
Do you mind? I'm trying to treat a patient here you drug addled fool!
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/13 01:39:52
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Looks at War Kitten] Are you wearing a helmet and spectacles?
How does that even work?
[Signs to Kimmy to go and play somewhere else, and hands her some allowance to get treats] Whilst she's perfectly aware I'm a terrible person, there's something a little bit wrong about her being here if I admit my issues.
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2015/12/13 01:45:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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 Buttery Commissar wrote:[Looks at War Kitten] Are you wearing a helmet and spectacles?
How does that even work?
[Signs to Kimmy to go and play somewhere else, and hands her some allowance to get treats] Whilst she's perfectly aware I'm a terrible person, there's something a little bit wrong about her being here if I admit my issues.
It works because I will it to work. Now, back to business. Tell me about some of your issues.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/13 01:54:54
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Blinks] My entire family were murdered by Necrons and our world left to rot by the Imperium after they cherry picked the survivors.
I was dragged through the Schola Progenium and repeatedly punished for being too nice, until I learned to suppress it. By the time I was in the Commissariat, I'd been forcibly bred with another human being, mind wiped, and then chem gelded so I couldn't know true fun or closeness with other humans.
More recently, I can't stop thinking about toasters after spending time as one.
My title is a typo and I'm actually a battery commissar, but nobody will believe me.
My child thinks I'm an idiot, and I can't prove her wrong.
There's a daemon bound in my body, and when I die, I'm going to be handed over to Slaanesh.
[Holds out hands and stands up] Go nuts, I'll be in the bar.
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2015/12/13 01:57:37
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Shouts across room*
Didn't I fix the gelding?
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/12/13 02:02:32
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*forces BC to sit back down*
And getting drunk will help your issues? No it won't. You need to face them. You suffered terribly in your life, now use that to make yourself stronger and better. Use what you've learned to teach little Kimmy about how to be a better person. She seems to be turning out ok under your guidance. She will be a fine young woman some day. And as for being sent to Slaanesh, I would recommend using a soulstone to prevent such an occurence from happening.
*hands one to BC*
The Eldar use them to great effect. Can't really help you with Perron. Just use his/her/it's true name to keep the worst stuff from happening and you'll be ok. Now relax!
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/13 02:17:28
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Actualy, I have something for you.
*hands CB (commissar benny) a toaster*
It's talkie toaster. It's a toaster. That talks.
It's a fully sentient AI. Too bad it's obsessed with toast
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/12/13 02:50:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Waves back to Verviedi] Yes, yes you did. And now I'm hips deep in Slaaneshi damnation, which is possibly a sideways move.
[Shoved back into chair] [Looks forlornly at bar out of window] I wasn't gonna get drunk. I was just going to wind down a little. Really. That rattling metallic noise in my abdomen is starting to make me worried.
[Considers WK's words for a while] I... guess..
[Takes toaster and soul stone] Th-thank you. I'm not sure I understand in either case.
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2015/12/13 03:00:26
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...Veck, I think we should probably look into that rattling metal thing. I can't detect it, which means it's psychically null or not recognised as technology by the Machine-God.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/12/13 03:04:42
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*takes off helmet and sets it down next to him, revealing a surprisingly human looking face*
Look, there is much in this world we do not understand. Just roll with the punches and remember that me, Verviedi, Co'tor, and all your other friends are ready and willing to help you out when you need it. Just remember that.
*hands BC a toy for Kimmy*
*to Verviedi*
Well, the last time I did surgery on our friend here he tried to shoot me. Not sure if I want to go through that again
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/13 03:05:19
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/13 03:05:01
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Have you tried this?
*pulls out a powerful electromagnet*
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/12/13 03:08:15
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Hmm... Benny, are you more worried about the rattling in your stomach or the safe, painless, and efficient Astartes surgery?
...Or the electromagnet. Your choice.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/13 03:08:46
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/12/13 03:18:43
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*looks askance*
I'm not suggesting we tare it out of him or something! Mearly to test if it's magnetic or not. A small pulse, and monitor it's movement.
Either that, or I do have a new scanning system I attached to L-U10.
*motions as hovering drone who beeps happily*
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/12/13 03:41:32
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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I'll leave it up to Benny, the last time I did surgery on him though, he shot at me and I think he muttered something about me being a heretic. So I'll ask for permission this time
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/13 04:53:35
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I should probably just be a generally nicer person. At least I've made some progress since the start.
...Right?
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/12/13 12:16:05
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*many hung over space wolves seen taking pain killers and eating breakfast*
*space wolves wandering by*
My head feels like I took a titan power fist, that was one epic feast
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/13 12:28:25
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Looks embarrassed] I'm sorry I tried to shoot you. You have to understand that there's a lot of people in the Imperium that take folk and perform surgery without asking, the vast majority of which aren't on anyone's side but their own.
I think it's an idea to get it out, pretty sure it's nothing helpful. Is there such thing as an X-Ray machine in the building? [Rubs neck] That's probably a safer starting point.
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2015/12/13 12:43:11
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*space wolf wanders in*
Hio, yeah, kinda drunk last night. Great party though....
X ray machine, none of them, but a slightly drunk wolf guard found as fully fitted Medicare centre off the 2th floor, western landing..
All fully stocked, just emptey... That and a Olympic swimming pool full of melted chocolate?
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/13 12:51:30
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Tilts head] Is there such thing as a sober wolf guard?
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2015/12/13 13:02:04
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...I'm amazed the chocolate is still melted. By any chance, was there a dead Skitarii in there?
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/12/13 13:08:40
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Umm no, we are yet to find a wolf guard with a zero blood alcohol reading...... We did find one, but the fact they refused alcohol as on duty exposed the 1000 son spy. ..
Umm, yeah, and a scratched in item reading *die. I will have my revenge. My soul shall haunt you former*
Seemed like a unhappy death. Yeah, the chocolate is well odd, its being heated by somthing yet room has no power ...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/13 13:19:18
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/13 13:19:08
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...I could have sworn the test report said that he died happy.
By the way, that test subject's name was Jeremy-something or other, and he was assigned to testing the bouyancy of chocolate for that year's holiday party.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/12/13 13:21:33
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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From what was seen, and the unintelligible part of note, said they likes dark not milk chocolate.
The custard pool is less nice, smelling bad and has a skin you could drive a land raider on
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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