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2015/12/16 18:10:50
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Nod] M'face is tingly.
[Hands over box] [Directs Daemonette to the chair] [Daemonette sits on Inquisitor and giggles]
On the plus side, even if he tells anyone, nobody will ever believe it.
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2015/12/16 18:18:33
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*elevator doors open*
*is mostly singed an smoking*
*some sort of archeo-tech blade is held limply from one arm, dripping with black blood*
*clothes and armour seem eaten away, as if my acid, acid burns can be seen underneath*
I have no idea what the hell you idiots did down there, but that was not fun.
I didn't even know I could scream that loud...
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/12/16 18:20:37
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Winks at the Inquisitor and begins connecting electrodes to his skull*
*Places a dataspike in the port*
Right... Here's a quick virus to break that encryption...
*Indicator on the stimulator goes green*
Setting to Refract...
Ready for activation on your mark.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/12/16 18:23:19
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Video camera ready
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/16 18:27:41
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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..! [Runs and helps Co'tor over to the sofa]
[Notices WK] Oh, hey.
... Wait... then why are we-
[Daemonette gives the signal to Verviedi and starts leaning into Inquisitor gently]
... Can I book this treatment for my birthday party?
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2015/12/16 18:30:58
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Sure, when's your birthday?
*Activates stimulator and steps over to Co'tor*
Hey. I walked in, and this small black living cloud tells me to get out. Lots of things were on fire, so I activated the sprinklers and got out of there as soon as possible.
I have nothing to do with the breach!
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/12/16 18:33:54
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*holds knees and rocks back and forth*
The eyes, the dreadful eyes...
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/12/16 18:36:37
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Blinks] Oh. I guess knowing when that is would be helpful. [Looks a little sad] Never mind.
[Watches Inquisitor's eyes roll back as he convulses] I think he's going to fun himself into a coma if we're not careful.
What's the end goal now that Captain Courage over here us back with us?
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2015/12/16 18:46:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Ease off slightly, this ones going to have a heart attack soon.
No use to us dead
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/16 18:54:42
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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Dead this still have uses, like tyranids
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY  bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2015/12/16 18:59:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*sigh*
Try to do ONE brave thing and everyone mocks me. Why do I bother anymore?
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/16 19:01:17
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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 War Kitten wrote:*sigh*
Try to do ONE brave thing and everyone mocks me. Why do I bother anymore?
Fear not, lowly guardsman. Under the rule of the New Order, all your contributions are greatly appreciated.
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2015/12/16 19:18:20
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Maybe I should, but how does the New Order feel about the fact that I have a Dark Eldar Succubus who thinks I'm her boyfriend and tends to shoot the people around me
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/16 19:18:28
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Mocks you? ... ... Oh!
No that's because I don't know your name. [Pats WK] ... [Continues patting] Your uniform is soft.
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2015/12/16 19:18:32
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Dials back the stimulator slightly*
By now I'm wondering if the stimulator is too high or your girlfriend is too good.
*Eyes go silver and stay silver for a good couple of minutes*
*Finally snaps out of it*
Decim 24. Official records say Decim 24. No birth year though.
*Waits another moment*
Inquisition records have your birthday is Apar 9 and Decim 24. That's odd.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/16 19:27:03
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/12/16 19:27:36
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...I have a birthday. [Looks astounded] [Hugs Verviedi] And your robes are softer than his uniform! Today's great!
[Steps back] I may be an eence bit affected by Mr Fountain over there. [Facepalms]
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2015/12/16 19:30:01
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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Dark Eldar? Heresy!
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2015/12/16 19:30:32
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Reciprocates hug*
Mr. Fountain? And yes, two birthdays. Not sure why, but I have some pretty neat cake recipes I've wanted to try out.
It's Eldar material, with runic weave inside of it. Softest material in the galaxy and some pretty amazing armor. Taldeer did it for me.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/16 19:31:45
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2015/12/16 20:05:15
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*looks confused as BC walks away*
I didn't know my uniform was that soft... it's just guard standard issue fatigues...
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/16 20:10:25
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Looks carefully, not quite....
There's something odd about it, its very good quality, you sure there standard guard?
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/16 20:12:06
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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As far as I'm aware it's just standard Guard issue kit. Same with my flak armor, and my canteen, and all of my supplies, all standard issue as far as I'm aware.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/16 20:38:08
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Flak armour? oh, yeah, guard issue kit, might as well be wearing cardboard, that stufff and the las gun, still the same 10,000 years on, they never where exactly top of the line.
you should buy some carpeice, so much more protective 
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/16 20:39:18
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*snorts*
You think they'd give a Guardsman carapace? Only Scions get that kind of stuff, they don't give a crap if us mere Guardsmen die, we're disposable.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/16 20:43:35
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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True, Wait a sec....
*hands a hand made map to find a guard warehouse, there you go, you will find some in there, old wharehouses, no ones has claimed the gear for years "
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/16 20:44:37
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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You said that about the last warehouse and it turned out to be full of Inquisitors!
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/16 20:46:58
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Ummm well, you win some, you lose some.....
You never explored the 15th floor, its over run with feral orks!
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/16 20:47:45
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Looks up] Veterans get carapace, it's just renamed Grenadier armour and painted khaki.
Mr Fountain, as in that Inquisitor hit me in the face with a gobful of sensory potion. [Points at large purple stain on shirt]
I'm fine, just a bit buzzy and feely. [Shrugs]
[Looks at Inquisitor] I think that's probably enough if you want him able to speak. [Leads Daemonette off by the hand and steps back] Your hand is very warm. [Daemonette looks faintly concerned]
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2015/12/16 20:56:12
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Your still alive after all this time, Think that class's as a guard veteran, live long enough to get promoted,
*edits map to warn of random inquisitor attacks*
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/16 20:56:43
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*stumbles over to inquisitor*
You!
You know human archeotech, right!
*shoves archeotech blade in front of him*
What is this!?
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/12/16 21:05:53
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Grabs Co'tor's arm and steers it away]
That's a Swiss Army Knife wrapped in tinfoil.
The Swiss were a people made of chocolate, you'd like them.
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