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**TheRobotLol**

Granted. t isn't rabid, it just hates and tries to bite/claw you.

I wish the coke was in bottles in my fridge.

**p_gray99**

Granted. However, the fridge broke, and suddenly it's really hot outdoors, and you forget to check on the fridge for 10 days by which time... well, you can have it if you really want, but I wouldn't if I were you.

I wish it liked me as well as not having any kind of disease.

**Wardragoon**

Granted, it likes you for a day, then it is stolen and killed by some crackhead

I wish Dawn Guard would finally come out on PS3

**wolftheassassin53**

Granted you only get one fourth of the content

I wish I was ascended to daemon prince by khorn

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. Then Khorne decides to troll you and you're placed in front of a bunch of Grey Knights. Led by Draigo. and three Dreadknights. Play nice, now!
I wish I could attend a 40K school!

**wolftheassassin53**

Granted but you lose your army and can never play

I wish I was a walrus

**Tadashi**

Granted - you get shot by a hungry sailor.

I wish for power to make everyone I hate disappear.

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. Then you disappear to wherever they went.
I wish techpriests were real within the 21st Century.

**Wardragoon**

Granted, they seize all forms of computers for use as 'religious icons'

**Far Seer**

Wardragoon-you need a wish!

I wish GW made plastic Steel Legion.
at 50% the RRP of the current IG range.

**snurl**

Granted. GW now makes epic scale steel legion.

I wish for a 40k based TV series.

**p_gray99**

Granted. Scripted by Mat Ward.

I wish ebay took less time.

**Tadashi**

Granted - it takes more money now.

I wish for the endless wealth and power.

**p_gray99**

Granted, however your power comes without control and it throws you into the sun. It also keeps you alive for eternity as it is endless, I'm sure I've posted the results of this somewhere before.

I wish ebay was the same except took less time.

**Tadashi**

Granted - but then the rest of the internet slows down to compensate.

I wish for the power to make a certain character real.

**p_gray99**

Granted. Said character kills you.

I wish the internet was faster.

**Tadashi**

Granted - but now we pay internet tax.

I wish for the power to make a certain character real with no drawbacks.

**p_gray99**

Granted. Uh, said character isn't a drawback, is it?

I wish the internet was tax-free and took approximately 1 second to download all of it.

**Tadashi**

Granted - but as result of electronic and other technological advances, biological immortality becomes possible in 2020 instead of 2040, and technological singularity takes place in 2030 instead of 2050 - as religious wars erupt across the world as a result of this transhuman revolution, people flee en masse to space.

I wish I knew what I really wanted.

(No, she won't be a drawback.)

**p_gray99**

Granted. However you forget it just as you sit down to wish it.

I wish I had an awesome weapon with which to destroy all the religious sects that are now at war, without destroying anything I like.

**Vindicare-Obsession**

Granted. It jams.
I wish GW hadn't given up on SoB.

**p_gray99**

Granted. However, Mat Ward is responsible for the latest SoB / GK fluff. And there's lots of it.

I wish my super-weapon wouldn't jam.

**Vindicare-Obsession**

Granted. It gets hot and you fail your armor save instead.

I wish matt ward was kidnapped by tzeench-ites and imprisoned in the void for an eternity.

**blood guard26**

Granted. He suffers the same fate as Kairos Fatewaever and plagues humanity for at least another 39,000 years.

I wish that 40k models were alive and had realistic wars on game boards, controlled by you.

**Vindicare-Obsession**

Granted. Your blood angels are subsequently ripped apart in a game against necrons while your players models self repair (like a boss

).

I wish dakka community wsant so absurd with rules arguments

**Vindicare-Obsession**

Granted. Your blood angels are subsequently ripped apart in a game against necrons while your players models self repair (like a boss

).

I wish dakka community wsant so absurd with rules arguments

**p_gray99**

Granted. There is no dakka anymore

I wish people played properly on "Beat this unit".

**blood guard26**

Not granted. simple...

I wish necrons were nerfed so that when they self-repair, it takes 10 years (during which, they can be incinerated or vaporized).

**Vindicare-Obsession**

Granted. Instead they are all T-10

And I do play unit v unit properly. Just b/c I exploit the fact that I may survive my suicidal imact while you cannot means nothing. 5++ ftw.

Where was I? Ah yes, I wish people would stop tossing around "permissive ruleset" like it was a holy chant.

**blood guard26**

Granted. now they just holler random jibberish

I wish that GW would lower their #$@% #%#$ ^$@^ overcharged @#%@& #&#&@ 2&^# &#^# prices!!