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2015/12/17 01:44:52
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Oh come one, you're a kroot! You sneak up on Eldar rangers! You can do better than that!
FEAST ON HIS EYES!
*looks surprised*
I'm not sure why I said that.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2015/12/17 01:45:54
Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/12/17 02:00:06
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*puts a hand on Co'tor's arm*
Leave him to it tau, he's a big krootling now, he can handle himself
*Inquisitor picks the dagger off the ground and slashes at 2BJ1*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/17 02:03:04
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*blocks the blow and sends an uppercut into the Inquisitor's jaw*
Don't worry, I will make sure your spirit moves on, after this messy ordeal is over.
*lunges at the Inquisitor with the intent of biting his jugular, while also going in to stab him in the gut*
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/12/17 02:05:57
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*spins away and trips 2BJ1*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/17 02:10:08
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*slashes at the Inquisitor's thigh as he falls before using the momentum to tackle the Inquisitor*
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/12/17 02:11:01
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*is tackled and hits the ground hard*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/17 02:12:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*lifts the knife into the air, and angles it towards the Inquisitor's heart*
Farewell, scum. You have fought well.
*stabs downwards into the Inquisitor's chest*
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/12/17 02:37:57
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*Inquisitor is stabbed*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/17 02:38:20
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/17 02:47:36
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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... Fething enough. [Puts a bolt shell through the Inquisitor's head]
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2015/12/17 02:51:03
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Well. That's certainly effective.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/17 02:51:51
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*rips the blade out of the Inquisitor's chest*
It's over.
*Inquisitor's head explodes*
What was that for? I was dueling him in honorable combat, and didn't cheat, even when he did. I could've lit him on fire or crushed his mind without moving.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/12/17 02:53:39
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Holy feth. That was shockingly violent. I'm feeling rather faint, actually.
*Sits down on the ground hard*
...So, can I have the sensory serum now? I'm bored enough to try going through what happened to BC.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/17 02:54:31
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/12/17 02:56:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*puts a hand gently on Verviedi's back*
Why don't we have you lie down.
*gently begins walking Verviedi towards a nearby couch*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/17 03:03:15
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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That... That would be a good idea. Thank you.
*Lies down on couch*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/17 03:03:29
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/12/17 03:05:57
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Fair. You didn't even give him a weapon to begin w-
Ah, stow it. [Waves hand and wanders off muttering about playing with your food]
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2015/12/17 03:10:53
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Far fairer than that inquisitor would give any of us "xenos scum".
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/12/17 03:11:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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I assumed someone was going to give him a blade. He had several more weapons hidden on him. Besides, he almost killed me with that digital weapon. Now, I must fulfill my promise to him.
*drags the body into a different room*
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/12/17 03:13:24
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*begins to meditate on the couch*
*begins levitating and runes begin to swirl around me*
This Room is weird...
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/17 03:14:24
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Lights smoke] Conditioned, dogmatic bigotry isn't always the fault of the bigot. I don't see what made him and me any different, except you gave me time to consider alternatives.
[Stares at wall irritably]
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2015/12/17 03:19:11
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Goddammit, really? I thought that fight was supposed to be fair.
That's beating a dead horse, honestly.
*Falls asleep on the couch*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/12/17 03:19:13
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Hey, to be fair, you were pretty horrible at being a horrid person to begin with.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/17 03:19:57
Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/12/17 03:24:45
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Yeah, being horrible to other races is my job as an Eldar Farseer, we excel at the art of trolling.
*ties BC's shoe laces together mentally to emphasize*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/17 03:26:37
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Sits and grumbles] My point is if I'd been less crap at hostility, that'd have been me. [Points at blood trail]
Y'all talk about persecution and being poorly treated, but you've killed damn near every Imperial that turned up here and didn't immediately crack/compromise.
If I started following the actual Imperial Creed, I'd be dead inside half an hour. [Shrugs]
[Looks at smoke] Damn this is good. Guess that potion's still building.
[Looks contemplatively at the bar and then the Daemonette]
Ooc: BC is briefly channeling the oppressed majority, apparently.
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2015/12/17 03:28:13
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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To be fair, half of those kills were mine, and against Inquisitors who were coming here to try and kill/capture you. You're welcome by the way.
*points to the pile of dead inquisitors outside the window*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/17 03:32:24
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Stares at WK] If I remotely believed that was out of the goodness of your heart, and not because your council deems it important, I'd be grateful.
Don't use me in your fethin ego-trip. [Looks down] Where did these shoelaces come from?
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2015/12/17 03:34:40
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*A speaker crackles to life while my body keeps sleeping*
I think it's half and half, really. I'm trying to get her to be more kind and, well, non-automatonish.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/12/17 03:35:08
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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You just can't accept that sometimes I do nice things can you human?
*sighs*
I try to do nice things and then people assume I'm doing it for my own ego.
*sighs again*
Sometimes I really hate my people's reputation as trolls
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/17 03:35:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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 Buttery Commissar wrote:[Sits and grumbles] My point is if I'd been less crap at hostility, that'd have been me. [Points at blood trail] Y'all talk about persecution and being poorly treated, but you've killed damn near every Imperial that turned up here and didn't immediately crack/compromise. If I started following the actual Imperial Creed, I'd be dead inside half an hour. [Shrugs] [Looks at smoke] Damn this is good. Guess that potion's still building. [Looks contemplatively at the bar and then the Daemonette] Ooc: BC is briefly channeling the oppressed majority, apparently.
Hey, I haven't killed any-- Well... I've only killed people who have tried to kill me. And only sometimes. Like, 3 people. I've killed less than you. ... I honestly don't really care who you are as long as you don't try and kill me.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2015/12/17 03:41:38
Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/12/17 03:40:28
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I'm not always a terrible, technophilic, xenophilic, easily distracted terrible person!
*Speaker makes an odd repetitive crackling/crying noise*
I just like technology. And good-looking females, occasionally. I'm honestly sorry for being so terrible before I became fleshy again. Being completely incapable of 99% of emotions did that. And I'm sorry.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/12/17 03:41:45
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*pats Verviedi on the head*
There there, just calm down. You're fine
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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