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It has been, that reminds me, I need you to try something. My brothers and I have been trying our hands at cloning, and we want to know how close we're getting.
*hands 2BJ1 some flesh*
Tell me if that tastes somewhat natural.

*takes the meat and shoves it into his mouth*

Hmm... It's a little bit different. Almost a bit like meaty tofu. Now, the taste is familiar though. It isn't grox, nor ork. Are you... cloning Ogryns? It's got the texture of them, and is reminiscent of the muskiness of their taste.

Yep. We're trying to, well, at least we're going for their DNA strands to see if we can clone successfully. So far Verviedi is our only true success. We're branching out to try and learn more to benefit mankind
*2BJ1 grows a bit from eating the Ogryn flesh*
I see it's working well.

This, I can get used to. Even the tyranid flesh I ate was less fast acting. This is astounding work, marine.

*gives 2BJ1 a mock bow*
We certainly try. We're in the beginning stages now, and Verviedi was our trial run, and the fact that he's not only survived, but thrived is very promising. We hope to benefit mankind by being able to clone organs, limbs, you name it. Very beneficial for Marines, who have the bad tendency to lose limbs and organs.

*tank hatch opens*
*walks over for a shower in armoured robe, shoots out the cctv, yanks the second concealed out the wall ....*
*few minutes later sits and drinks tea on the sofa*

*waves to space marine in greeting* (thinks, come to save the day and claim the credit)

On yeah, your cameras have a bolt sized hole or our sat on the kitchen table.. Not even well hidden.... Cameras in the bathroom, obvio.... Wait why Is
entire room wired with cctv.? *looks concerned reading data slate*

Room is wired with CCTV because I used to not have eyes. The cameras in the bathrooms and other places belong to some Slaaneshi daemons.

*looks carefully at v*


Wait, so you knew they where there and never removed them....
You let them watch you *face palms*. I thought you where the smart one....
*puts feet up on sofa table and starts painting toe nails*
You still need to learn we are human.... By rights I should burn you for seeing me off duty like this.

I don't like to mess around with anything Slaaneshi. Last time I did I was essentially turned into a wad of silvery chewing gun.

Sounds painful, you need cheering up.
*, gets up, makes a cup of tea, drags v over to sofa and starts painting cogs and admech symbols on nails*

Always wanted a chance to use this kit, *holds v,s arm in a secure lock whilst painting*

Stay still, or else...

I used to not have eyebrows, so I put white half-cogs over my eyes instead.

*locks arm tighter*
No fidgiting, I nearly did a wonkey cog.....


*hums hymn while painting *

*Locks self still and begins cooking some toast by assembling toasters around them*
So this is how it feels to recieve attention.

Done, just let them dry for a minute, or they smudge.
*unlocks the arm from her lock*
See, we do more than burn people *steals slice of v,s toast* nice toast, thanks.

*sees V's painted nails*

I think I have something to do over here...

*starts walking away from Jhe*

*Stares down at painted nails*
That's interesting, how'd you learn to do that?

*looks up at b2j wearing a armoured robe smiling*
Ooc probably terrifying when pyromaniac nun

Bic
Only painted his nails, semi voluntarily , not hurt him kroot, minor arm lock, nothing lasting... No broken bones.
*hapily nibbles in toast, drinking tea reading a data slate*

*looks at v*
Oh practice, not much to do on starships, I kinda enjoy it

I'm fine with you painting his nails, it's my own that worry me. I'd rather not have any tribal markings on me, especially ones that don't come from Pech.

Tribal? I prefer to think of them as an infiltration aid.

*looks up from digitial copy of sisters weekly*

My sister who,s a sister just won sister of the week for purging a entire chaos orpehage alone, I must call to congratulate her. She,l be happy, she won a custom made combo bolter with melta weapon.

*picks up things and walks back to tank wearing fluffly slippers shaped like flames with added glow effect*

*Cheerly waves as walking off despite room shock *

Ooc, cheery standard pyromaniac nuns

*watches jhe leave*
My, sisters have changed since the last time I saw one

What were the ones you met before like?
*Begins rapidly buttering and spreading jelly on toast*

*Sound of happy convosation from tank muffled and unintelligible but sounds happy*

 Verviedi wrote:
What were the ones you met before like?
*Begins rapidly buttering and spreading jelly on toast*

Well. They were much more prone to burning things, the slightest heresy was met with a wall of flame or bolt fire, and calling them zealots would be putting it lightly

*auto flamer/melta turret rotates to face the group *

What where you saying.....
*sighting eye glows red*. *sound of systems powering up*

*calmly bends the barrels of the melta/flamer turret.*
Oh don't get your knickers in a twist.
*casually dodges the auto flamer before breaking it*
Friggin' Sisters

*rear hatch drops and steps out in full armour, hevay flamer loaded sending a wall of flame at wk*

My tank, get off it prideful gorilla.

*casually sidesteps the flame before taking Jhe's heavy flamer*
Care to repeat that statement zealot?

Stop being mean to the tank! It was really polite to me yesterday and has some very progressive world views.

Your damn pride, half the fething legions. Oh how many of you fell to chaos.... And still falling to chaos
*folds arm looking cross before suprise attacking with digits melta ring*