The Cult of Scrazz and its awsomeagasmic war against the heretic Darkvoidof40k and his minions. (RP)

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**Chowderhead**

halonachos wrote:Bah, you're RagnaDak is nothing compared to the stools I make each morning.

You realize that out of context, that makes no sense?

Consider yourself Sigged, my frienemy.

**halonachos**

That was my goal all along and you fell for it.

**Chowderhead**

Congradts. You fell into my trap by me falling into yours!

**Chowderhead**

Ha HA!

**halonachos**

Chowderhead wrote:Ha HA!

You've activated my trap card!

**Chowderhead**

halonachos wrote:
Chowderhead wrote:Ha HA!

You've activated my trap card!

I use Black hole! All cards on the field are sent to the Graveyard, Nacho-boy!

**halonachos**

I choose Charizard!

**Chowderhead**

Red Ranger! GO!

**halonachos**

White Ranger! GO!

**Chowderhead**

Go! Lightspeed rescue!

**Scrazza**

Oh-oh, now you'v done it. The two of you have awoken...the My Little Pony brigade! FEAR THE PINK PONIES!

**Darkvoidof40k**

Just what the hell have you people been smoking?

**Scrazza**

DOOMFART-Pot.

**Karon**

Earl Simmons breaks out of jail, takes several days, and a boat ride, to Darkvoidof40k's house.

Takes out his 9mm glock, fires several rounds into Dark's chest.

Game over.

**Scrazza**

Plot armor!

**Darkvoidof40k**

Karon wrote:Earl Simmons breaks out of jail, takes several days, and a boat ride, to Darkvoidof40k's house.

Takes out his 9mm glock, fires several rounds into Dark's chest.

Game over.

Actually Karon, we ended the whole stupid thing about killing me or whatever a few pages ago. Now it's just some stupid war between unofficial sub-groups of Dakkanaut's.

**Scrazza**

for doomfart! for GES!

**Mordoskul**

On the command deck of the My Little Pony, the walrus adjusted his monocle, twisting the small dial on the side from Tickle to Frag. A pipe hung loosely between his great tusks, and a plume of white smoke bled from it in little tufts not unlike wool. As the Dark Void lurched into view, the great tuxedoed sea-mammal raised a noble flipper at the offending warship, and in response a flurry of charging ponies erupted from the gunstables, raking the side of the rival ship, gouging deep, rainbow scars in the metal. Scrambling the fighters into Attack Pattern Fluttershy, the craft engaged in lethal furballs with the Darko vessels, reaping a terrible toll on the enemy. Clenching his teeth around his pipe, the noble walrus adjusted his top hat before shouting; "For Dakka! For DOOMFART! Send this heretics to their graves! I, Mordoskul, Grand Rplogian of DOOMFART command it!"

**Darkvoidof40k**

Mordo, I gave up caring about the original 'plot' of this thread awhile ago.

**Mordoskul**

Darkvoidof40k wrote:Mordo, I gave up caring about the original 'plot' of this thread awhile ago.

And that is why you will lose.

**Darkvoidof40k**

Mordoskul wrote:
Darkvoidof40k wrote:Mordo, I gave up caring about the original 'plot' of this thread awhile ago.

And that is why you will lose.

*sigh*

**blood reaper**

On the Decks of the renamed Providence-class carrier/destroyer blood reaper pointed a mechanical hand at the Darkvoid and barked a order to one of the mindless drones that dotted the bridge. Two security officers strode towards him
"Sir we have news!"
"Darkvoid gave up on the Plot!"
"WE WIN!"

**Little lord Fauntleroy**

"Excellent", mused the techpriest. "Now, gentlemen, I have a new cunning plan. We must steal...the fish of time!"

**blood reaper**

"THE FISH OF TIME!"
The Battle Droids eyes began to smoke as his mind was blown by Little lord Fauntleroy , the Thousands of other Battle Droids began to clap with respect.
"WE SHALL STEAL THE FISH!"

**Darkvoidof40k**

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:"Excellent", mused the techpriest. "Now, gentlemen, I have a new cunning plan. We must steal...the fish of time!"

Surely you're not referring to.. Jim the Fish?

**Little lord Fauntleroy**

We haven't done Jim the fish yet Darko.

**Darkvoidof40k**

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:We haven't done Jim the fish yet Darko.

**Mordoskul**

Mordo gasped, the pipe almost falling from his teeth. "The Fish? THE Fish? My Lord, as Grand Rplogian, I must protest. I know the Fish of Time to be a Munchkin item. It forces GMs to take the lives of their now corrupt players. This...this is madness!"

**Little lord Fauntleroy**

"Madness? Of course it is, my dear blubber-coated friend, but nessercary madness. It is vital to my...I mean Lord Scrazza's plan."

**blood reaper**

"Do you truley think the GM will care of the pathetic role players that we will offer to them. As chief councillor of the council of pie I demand we steal the fish!
The Battle Droid slams his mechanical hand against his desk.