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Scrazz says, "I say."

The cloning facility clones all Scrazzultists, and the Might Scrazz dive bombs untothe planet where Darko and Scrazz were having a tea party. Scrazz jumps into the air, using superman skillz, and flies aboard the Might Scrazz. The Mighty Scrazz unleashes it's deadly cargo of Twenty Thousand tonnes missiles, and the tea party...is over.

Darkvoidof40k gets all the Space Marine legions and uses them to win the war.

Scrazz uses all Guardman in the galaxy, all the Tau, the CSM, Tha Uber Grey Knights, the Orks, etc etc,... To win the war.

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With nothing to do The SS Better than Superman , Batman and Chuck Norris put togther's Crew decide Screw Battle were getting drunk. While Drunk they fire a Nuclear missile of 250 mega tones at Shadow. For each 50 their are 10 justin Beibers carry baby Justin Biebers.

Shadow catches them and throws them back with triple force, because he's unkillable and has a +1 plot save.

The Head of the he SS Better than Superman , Batman , Chuck Norris and Darth Vader opens to revel a gravity blaster forcing the missile back at Shadow. SS Better than Superman , Batman , Chuck Norris and Darth Vader then rasies his left hand and fires the supa lazer cannon.

Shadow's +1 Plot armour save saves him, as ever.

If you don't know why Shadow is awesome I suggest you find out.

Scrazz fires his Plot Armor Removing Cannon, and Shadow's plot armor is gone, as with 99% of Shadows life points.

Impossible.

Possable

Scrazza wrote:Possable

That isn't a word. Your argument is invalid. Victory for me. Ha. Ha Ha Ha!

Meanwhile on the stricken Supa Krooza, WARORK's bigmeks contemplate the law of mathematics and finally figure out (in a rather orky way) to divide by zero.

A hole opens in the universe, and sucks everything in.

Possible?

Damn my flaggy thingy!

WARORK93 wrote:Meanwhile on the stricken Supa Krooza, WARORK's bigmeks contemplate the law of mathematics and finally figure out (in a rather orky way) to divide by zero.

A hole opens in the universe, and sucks everything in.

Shadow transforms into a star-steed and I ride upon his back, escaping the hole in the universe by travelling faster than it can suck somehow, and become the sole remaining thing left in the universe.

The Might Scrazz embrases the Void, and accept the Chaos gods as it's new God, next to Scrazz. Scrazz's people stay loyal to Scrazz.

Meanwhile in the Anti universe
SS Better than Superman , Batman , Chuck Norris and Darth Vader along with everything else in the new univerese realise Darkvoids gone. They all get drunk and party.

Woohoow, PARTY! Let's SKANK!

You guys do realise that everything in the void is dead? Suffered a miserable, messy, gory, disgusting, incomprehensibly painful and torturous death that lasts many eons.

We realise, and we ignore this fact.

Scrazza wrote:We realise, and we ignore this fact.

The Void becomes party dimension VI and Darkvoid is stuck in the darkness. Everyone in party dimension IV gets free Beer and always has amazing partys.

Parties with SKA, and SKANKING, and Jazz, and, and ...and... PARTY!

Darkvoidof40k creates a new universe out of Shadow, and it is more awesome than anything possibly imaginable by anyone except possibly myself. Darkvoidof40k becomes God in this new universe, as it is unlike anything ever to have existed before - and the void is permanently closed to it.

And we don't care.

blood reaper wrote:And we don't care.

But it means you will never have the chance to worship Darkvoidof40k for the God he is; never bathe in his glory; be awed by his immense and limitless power. In your ignorance, you will deny yourselves the path to ultimate bliss.

Again we don't care.

Who would want to worship DarkVoidof40k, if you can worship The Scrazz?

blood reaper wrote:Again we don't care.

My point exactly.

All hail Scrazza! ALL GLORY TO THE SCRAZZA!
Hundreds clap mindlessly to the glory of Scrazza.

blood reaper wrote:All hail Scrazza! ALL GLORY TO THE SCRAZZA!
Hundreds clap mindlessly to the glory of Scrazza.

*carves "ALL GLORY TO SCRAZZA" onto 12 gauge shell*

*fires aforementioned shell through inter-dimensional shotgun*

*shell hits Scrazza and takes off his big toe on his left foot*