The Cult of Scrazz and its awsomeagasmic war against the heretic Darkvoidof40k and his minions. (RP)

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**Little lord Fauntleroy**

"See? The holy machine agrees with me. Now, we must find it first."
Fauntleroy turned to Blood Reaper.
"I trust that will not be too much trouble?"

**blood reaper**

"No Tech priest"
The Battle Droid turned to the Red Marked security droids
"Keep an eye on Mordo."
"Roger Roger."
The Two droids leave the room in a hurry.
“What are your real plans?”
The Droid leans forward towards the Tech priest.

**Little lord Fauntleroy**

If the Techpriest still had a mouth, he would of smiled.
"Blood Reaper, you know you're duty. Mordo, you're task is to keep Scarzza occupied. I wish this to be a pleasant surprise for him. I personally must retreat to my private chambers to...contemplate upon this matter."
With that, Fauntleroy left the room.

**blood reaper**

“You two keep an eye on him and tell the Security on this ship to be on high alert. This is my ship and don’t allow any one on it that I don’t know about!”
The Security droids nod and continue their patrols while several Pilot droids walk over to Blood Reaper.
“Master we have your weapons ready.”

**Mordoskul**

Mordo couldn't believe his fur-covered ears. This was treason. What Reaper and Fautleroy were discussing would lead to civil war without end. With MAFIA and the MODs closing in on both sides, internal conflict now would be utterly beyond reproach. However, if he refused to participate in the coup, Reaper would kill him now. War was brewing once again, and the Grand Rplogian would soon be forced to pick a side. The walrus was torn. He had known Blood Reaper far before he had ever met Lord Scrazza, before Cheesecat even. No. Friend or not, DOOMFART came first. There would be war, and Mordo knew where he would stand. Broadcasting a telepathic warning to Scrazza, the walrus performed a double back flip, firing a searing beam of light from his monocle, destroying the two battle droids in clouds of superheated gas. The great mammal flopped with great speed to the lift, thumping inside as he sent out a message to the DOOMFART Navy. "Blood Reaper and Fautleroy have turned away from Scrazza's Light. Use whatever means necessary to apprehend them. Mordo out.

**Darkvoidof40k**

The all-powerful God that is me watches the unfolding events with mild curiosity. "This is..amusing.."

**Little lord Fauntleroy**

The lancing energies slammed into fauntleroy's craft, waking him from his reverie. Rising to his feet as more explosions shook the ship, he gave a metallic snarl. "MORDOSKULL! I'll have your head for this!" Fauntleroy considered contacting Blood Reaper, but decided against it; the Droid would have to survive on his own. Voxing the ship First mate (a particularly eloquent servitor by the name of Steven), Fauntrleroy offered a silenct prayer to the Scrazznisiah as the My Little Pony jumped into the warp.

**Mordoskul**

Mordo stood on the deck of his flagship, Fist of Fist with his flippers clasped behind his back, surveying the organization of the loyalist fleet, thousands of prows cutting through the void, each one flying the spaceflag of DOOMFART. The walrus sighed. He had been in more wars than he cared to remember, having fought both the Grammar Nazis AND the Number Communists on Superior Inferior, and had nearly lost his life. This war, this war was different. For the first time in history, DOOMFART was turned against itself in a conflict that would be renowned for it's brutality. Mordo sighed again. It was a war they could not afford to lose.

**blood reaper**

All units prepare for War on a massive scale"
Blood Reaper boarded a Spirit Dropship and crashes into the hanger of Mordoskuls Command ship.

**Scrazza**

Scrazz orders the complete anihalation of Faunty's ship, all his crew, his soldiers,...his everything. Before doing this, try to turn his underlings back to the cult of Scrazz, if they wish to.

As for Blood Reaper. "You have turned from my light. You must...make me a sandwish to repent from your sins."

The Scrazz has spoken. Let it not happen again.

**blood reaper**

Blood Reaper rasies his hand towards Scrazz
"I was never part of DOOMFART lord Scrazz and so I never truley knew its laws! I commited no crimes and I refuse to make a Sandwich. Your evidence against me is tiny and I commited no Hearsy!"

**Scrazza**

And after the sandwish, you will die for your sins.

Scrazz comes to the aid of his one loyal cultist, Mordo, aand destroys Blood reapers ship after he left it with a boarding pod. Doomsday missiles slams into Blood reapers ship, and everything is doomed for Blood reaper. (well, obviously)

**blood reaper**

"I will not die for sins uncommited Scrazza"
Blood Reaper walks towards Scrazza in his Command Ship and draws his twin energy swords while his allies Mordecai and Rigby draw theirs.
"Face me Scrazza"

**Scrazza**

Scrazza ignores gravity, again, and he jumps in the air. Scrazz takes his Mega-Über-killy-DakkaDOOMFART-shooty-gun, and blasts Rigby and Mordecai into bits. He is left standing with only Blood reaper.

And Scrazz's cohort of Scrazz-combat-flesh-units, all armed with broadswords and plasma guns attached to their shoulders, all bearing a tattoo of the greatness that is Scrazz.

"Come at me Bro" Scrazz the mighty says.

**blood reaper**

"Rigby and Mordecai were some of my greatest allies but I do have more! Thel Vadam and Grievous , Arby 'n' the Chief attack!"
As Scrazz battles the great warriors Blood Reaper calls out for Mordoskul
"Come Mordo battle me!"

**Scrazza**

The Scrazz cohort quickly deals with the puny men, their limbs severed from their bodies, plasma searing the skin.

"I must destroy this heresy against my greatness." Scrazz flew towards Blood Reaper, his Mega-Über-killy-DakkaDOOMFART-shooty-gun aimed at the droid's head.
Scrazz fired his Mega-Über-killy-DakkaDOOMFART-shooty-gun, resulting in a headless blood reaper, who, miraculously, still stood.

"Now make me a sandwish, Biatch."

**blood reaper**

The Headless droid rasied his arms and pulled out a keyboard labled "The Power" and played a tune that restructed his warriors and hsi head.

**Scrazza**

Scrazz shoots, and destroys this 'POWER'.

"Where's my DAMNED SANDWISH?!"

**blood reaper**

"Another time Scrazz but now I leave!"
Blood Reaper teleports away.

**Scrazza**

Scrazz takes a lovely stroll to the command bridge, and he stares into the nothing that is the Dark Void. He smiles.

Utill next time. Traitor.

"Start the hunt!" Scrazz yelled to his cult crew members.

**blood reaper**

Aboard the Shadow of Intent Blood Reaper sits in the ship commander chair as Elite and Droid pilots work to find the remains of their feet while cloacked and continued to send a single to his remaining ships.
"Why did Mordoskul not suport me Mordecai? You are my greatest seer and have proved your powers time and time again."
"I don't know dude he seemed quite cool."
"Prepare the Infintey matrix now , the universe will burn at my feet."

**Scrazza**

Scrazz sits on his wobly chair. He plots.

**blood reaper**

The Shadow of Intent appers in front of Scrazzes command ship but does nothing.

**Chowderhead**

Silence! All of you! As Co-Head of DOOMFART, I outrank all of you. And we will get the fish. The fish can take us back in time, where we shall take out Halonachos, eliminating MAFIA!

He shall taste excellent with a nice chianti and some fava beans...

**Chowderhead**

Oh, and I bring around my ship, Maximum Fistsus, and fire the Dinasour cannon at the prow of Blood Reaper's ship.

**Mordoskul**

OOC:

I just realize that I outrank you, Scrazza, as member #25.

**halonachos**

Darkvoidof40k wrote:Just what the hell have you people been smoking?

My friends ask me that all the time and the answer has always been nothing. I'll probably not smoke anything for fear of my skull exploding due to pure shenanigan power.

**Chowderhead**

I'm with Halo. This is how I usually am, I just save it for times like these.

**halonachos**

Darkvoidof40k wrote:
Karon wrote:Earl Simmons breaks out of jail, takes several days, and a boat ride, to Darkvoidof40k's house.

Takes out his 9mm glock, fires several rounds into Dark's chest.

Game over.

Actually Karon, we ended the whole stupid thing about killing me or whatever a few pages ago. Now it's just some stupid war between unofficial sub-groups of Dakkanaut's.

MAFIA supports the term Dakkaites as Dakkanauts is reserved for the unwashed masses.

**FITZZ**

halonachos wrote:
Darkvoidof40k wrote:
Karon wrote:Earl Simmons breaks out of jail, takes several days, and a boat ride, to Darkvoidof40k's house.

Takes out his 9mm glock, fires several rounds into Dark's chest.

Game over.

Actually Karon, we ended the whole stupid thing about killing me or whatever a few pages ago. Now it's just some stupid war between unofficial sub-groups of Dakkanaut's.

MAFIA supports the term Dakkaites as Dakkanauts is reserved for the unwashed masses.

....

...Oddly enough the D in DOOMFART stands for Dakkaites..